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This is not a joke about Zed

Started by outback, 27th October 2005 10:41 PM

check, climbs, crocodile, drink, dry, dude, explains, faaaaarrrrk, fell, finishing, helps, hey, joint, joke, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, past, river, sits, sitting, smoking, stoned, swims, taking, tree, walks, water, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 2,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 11:04 PM; by rick_rine

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Irish story

Started by Dendot, 8th October 2005 08:49 PM

assistant, bacon, bunnings, chilli, danish, fellow, ham, irish, italian, mexican, packet, parma, sauce, sausages, shop, story, walks

Replies: 4
Views: 2,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2005 02:40 PM; by Daddles

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A collection of truly awful one-liners

Started by jshaw, 29th August 2005 03:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

awful, bar, barman, check, collection, cross-eyed, day, dog, dogs, dolly, examines, eyes, finally, fish, green, heavy, lying, meat, morning, oneliners, picks, positive, replies, rottweiler, serve, takes, teeth, vet, walk, walks

Replies: 20
Views: 10,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2005 12:34 PM; by gazaly

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Two hillbillies

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th August 2005 09:58 PM

bar, begins, breathe, butt, cheek, drawers, flies, head, heerd, hillbillies, hillbilly, hind, kin, lick, maneuver, mouth, obstruction, partner, quickly, seed, shakes, shocked, slowly, spasm, table, tongue, violent, walks, woman, yanks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2005 09:58 PM; by Wood Butcher

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Canadian Kiwi joke

Started by Trav, 15th August 2005 06:12 PM

animals, australian, bar, barman, bartender, bloke, boys, canada, canadian, drive, expecting, grins, guy, hick, joke, kiwi, kiwis, mount, shandy, sitting, taxi, taxidermist, tixi, tixidermist, visitor, walks, yells, zealand

Replies: 0
Views: 2,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2005 06:12 PM; by Trav

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kiwi male?

Started by goat, 5th May 2005 09:49 PM

arm, bed, bedroom, headache, kiwi, lying, male, pig, reading, replies, sex, sheep, talking, walks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 09:49 PM; by goat

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The Aussie Way

Started by doublejay, 8th April 2005 10:15 PM

abc, aussie, bar, bartender, bunnings, burly, chop, crowbar, decides, floor, guy, half, head, hits, hour, huge, japan, judo, karate, knocking, knocks, leaves, neck, passes, sitting, smacks, sydney, wakes, walks, yank

Replies: 1
Views: 3,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2005 10:02 PM; by ribot

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Blind luck

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:42 PM

blind, breath, brings, cheese, deep, dirty, disbelief, eats, fork, hands, kitchen, leaves, luck, macaroni, mary, menu, nose, owner, ready, returns, sir, sits, smells, takes, tells, test, time, waiter, walks, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 06:32 PM; by ozwinner

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One for Zed. :)

Started by Bob Willson, 15th March 2005 05:08 PM

check, climbs, crocodile, drink, dry, explains, falls, fell, finishing, helps, hey, joint, joints, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, mouth, river, sits, sitting, smoke, smoking, stoned, swims, taking, tree, walks, water, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2005 07:05 PM; by Zed

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it won't be long

Started by Dr_Dewey, 17th January 2005 08:33 AM

baby, doctor, dressed, eating, elderly, family, feel, flower, gentleman, gentlemen, hair, hear, hearing, hospital, kitchen, left, long, mid, new-born, night, red, replied, restaurant, rose, rules, sitting, slim, thorns, walks, wives

Replies: 2
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 01:03 PM; by Geoff Dean

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Sales and Marketing

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:38 PM

america, arnold, ass, attorney, bed, breast, calls, climb, decides, fantastic, friend, friends, grabs, gropes, guy, handsome, houses, marketing, offended, party, passing, realize, sales, satisfy, schwarzenegger, shout, straighten, support, tech, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2005 08:38 PM; by DonN

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Dead Duck

Started by Jim Carroll, 17th December 2004 09:32 AM

$150.00, $25.00, bill, cat, checked, checks, dead, dog, duck, eyes, hands, head, lab, labrador, lady, limp, listens, local, minutes, night, reports, scan, shakes, stethescope, table, tail, takes, top, vet, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2004 10:02 PM; by oges

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Buying A Car Can Be Fun

Started by Termite, 14th December 2004 09:40 AM

afraid, answers, bends, browses, buying, car, day, dealership, dreams, farted, feel, fine, fun, hear, hopes, inspect, leather, lexus, lovely, madame, price, salesman, sir, standing, touching, uncomfortably, vehicle, walks, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2004 11:59 AM; by Iain

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'armless

Started by Christopha, 5th November 2004 10:31 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2004 04:29 PM; by Wood Borer

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For the older members

Started by craigb, 28th September 2004 10:14 AM

called, challenge, craig, elevator, eyes, finally, friends, health, hold, insurance, investment, limits, list, mate, matter, members, music, older, p.m, people, quit, realize, remember, safe, secrets, sing, speed, stomach, walks, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2004 10:14 AM; by craigb

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Bounce Bounce?

Started by gemi_babe, 14th September 2004 12:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bounce, boys, carpet, confused, couch, dog, floorboards, friend, house, lounge, right;, serious, sitting, stumps, walks

Replies: 26
Views: 6,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 02:34 PM; by bitingmidge

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

A pirate walks into a bar ...

Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:47 PM

arrrr, bar, bartender, driving, hey, leg, nuts, pants, parrot, peg, pirate, shoulder, steering, walks, wheel

Replies: 0
Views: 1,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2004 06:47 PM; by Bob Willson

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It's probably True

Started by miked, 1st September 2004 07:08 PM

check, clean--, cop, copper, driver, gonna, guy, guys, head, hope, license, license--hes, mate, miles, nightstick, offend, passenger, pulled, queensland, replies, road, rolls, smacks, taps, true, walks, whack, whatd, window, wouldve

Replies: 3
Views: 1,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2004 09:23 PM; by Baz

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Just A Joke Right!!!!

Started by Christopha, 25th August 2004 04:36 PM

answers, blue, boys, clean--, cop, copper, driver, gonna, guy, head, joke, license, license--hes, mate, miles, nightstick, passenger, pulled, replies, road, rolls, sh#t, smacks, taps, true, walks, whack, whatd, window, wouldve

Replies: 0
Views: 2,859

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2004 04:36 PM; by Christopha

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Mind reader

Started by Bob Willson, 12th August 2004 04:47 PM

asshole, blue, clean--, cop, copper, driver, gonna, guy, guys, head, license, license--hes, mate, miles, mind, nightstick, passenger, reader, replies, road, rolls, smacks, taps, true, walks, whack, whatd, window, wouldve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2004 04:47 PM; by Bob Willson

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New Car

Started by Geoff Dean, 20th July 2004 03:31 PM

acting, air, bends, car, day, escapes, farted, feel, fine, forward, gonna, greets, happened, hear, leather, lovely, madame, maintain, pleasantly, price, replies, sir, smile, smiles, smiling, sophistication, touching, upholstery, vehicle, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2004 03:31 PM; by Geoff Dean

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The new shoes

Started by Bob Willson, 9th July 2004 04:38 PM

admiring, bocceli, day, giorgio, leather, pair, passes, shoe, shoes, shoes., stops, store, walks, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2004 04:38 PM; by Bob Willson

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Godfather's Lawyer

Started by Bob Willson, 31st May 2004 06:29 PM

accompanied, accountant, attorney, backyard, brown, bucks, cocks, damn, embezzled, godfather, guts, hell, hidden, interpret, interprets, interrupts, lawyer, mafia, millimeter, million, money, pistol, pull, shed, signs, suitcase, talking, temple, trigger, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2004 06:29 PM; by Bob Willson

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gorsky

Started by popawisky, 29th May 2004 05:36 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 05:36 PM; by popawisky

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Don't eat that!!!

Started by Christopha, 14th May 2004 03:21 PM

arsenic, buy, cheats, chemists, eat, husband, kill, lady, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, pocket, prescription, pulls, reaches, realize, sell, sex, tells, walks, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2004 07:50 PM; by Caliban

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The Mistress

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:42 PM

arm, barbados, beautiful, club, decision, dinner, friend, garage, husband, infinity, jim, kiss, lexus, mistress, mouthed, mutual, paris, prettier, replies, restaurant, shopping, summers, table, trips, tuscany, walks, wife, winters, woman, yacht

Replies: 0
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 05:42 PM; by Geoff Dean

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Yet another blond joke

Started by clubbyr8, 15th February 2004 06:50 AM

2-4, bar, bartender, beautifully, begin, bit, blond, blonde, blondes, bought, centre, chanting, childs, cookie, curiosity, days, dies, dumb, framed, frenzy, fun, glasses, joke, monster, picture, puzzle, straight, table, ten, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,845

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2004 06:50 AM; by clubbyr8

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old joke

Started by multinut, 19th November 2003 09:33 PM

ale, bartender, englishman, irishman, joke, local, paub, pint, scotsman, type, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 2,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2003 09:33 PM; by multinut

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It could happen .....

Started by DaveInOz, 12th November 2003 02:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aghast, april, aussie, australian, checks, conditions, cup, darwin, devil, fields, frozen, happen, happily, happy, hell, hells, humid, knees, means, mud, planting, reminds, replies, rocks, sledgehammer, spring, temperature, walks, wallabies, yells

Replies: 22
Views: 5,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2003 10:21 AM; by silentC

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It could happen (II).....

Started by DaveInOz, 19th November 2003 09:26 AM

amidst, applause, bar, barman, crowd, dachshund, dead, dogs, drop, englishman, fantastic, fives, flies, game, goal, happen, jonny, moon, rapturous, score, screen, sir, slots, sports, spot, steps, thread, walks, watch, wilkinson

Replies: 0
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2003 09:26 AM; by DaveInOz

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Please be seated . . .

Started by Driver, 4th November 2003 03:52 PM

ahh, ahmm, answering, bloke, call, closes, cubicle, cubicles, dickhead, door, drops, enters, gday, hears, mate, mate?”, occupied, poo, public, questions, quick, reluctantly, replies, seated, sits, there’s, time, unsure, voice, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 2,963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2003 03:52 PM; by Driver

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My God

Started by Baz, 23rd August 2003 05:47 PM

bishop, bodied, cardinal, catholic, children, chirps, coffee, discussing, eminence, fourth, friends, georgeous, god, grace, hard, ladies, male, penis, people, replies, silence, sips, son, stripper, subtle, tells, walks, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2003 05:47 PM; by Baz

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Food for thought

Started by Driver, 8th August 2003 07:56 PM

blushes, bwack, bwown, cute, fink, food, forward, fuwwy, hands, heart, heels, knees, leans, lisp, mithter, pet, python, quiet, rocks, shop, shopkeepers, sweetest, thought, thyit, voice, wabbits, wabby, walks, weally, widdle

Replies: 0
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2003 07:56 PM; by Driver

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Pharmacist

Started by Baz, 2nd August 2003 08:51 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2003 08:51 PM; by Baz

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business ethics

Started by soundman, 6th June 2003 12:23 AM

acount, bill, bills, business, coach, customer, dollar, ethics, hundred, notice, partner, pays, situation, speakin, stuck, student, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2003 12:23 AM; by soundman

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psychiatrist's

Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 10:48 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2003 11:04 AM; by Dean

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Old Soldiers Never Die

Started by Driver, 22nd May 2003 01:10 PM

air, band, chair, corner, country, damn’, days, die, difficult, feet, fierce, fighters, foot, handy, journo, lads, leading, military, pathan, pretty, reins, rifle, shoe, soldiers, stared, time, understand, waaauugh”, walks, “you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2003 01:10 PM; by Driver

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50 years

Started by Ray from Toronto, 9th November 2002 09:11 AM

cane, couple, difference, hell, husband, knowing, mediocre, moment, porch, replied, rocker, rocking, seated, sex, shuffles, slaps, slowly, stands, unsteadily, walks, woman, years

Replies: 0
Views: 2,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2002 09:11 AM; by Ray from Toronto

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All bar none

Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2002 11:15 PM

bar, barman, beer, bunnies, burly, carpenter, chop, cold, couple, dusts, ear, goof, guy, jemmy, johnno, karate, knocking, laughs, lauughs, leaves, minutes, returns, scrawny, sitting, stool, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2002 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

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File This

Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2002 10:55 PM

assistant, bastard, buy, chs, city, counter, couple, customer, deside, file, handed, hardware, johnno, kilos, leaves, local, nails, purchased, replied, shop, smiled, sons, thatll, waited, walks, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2002 10:55 PM; by John Saxton

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Doctor joke

Started by Tristan Croll, 6th September 2002 10:30 AM

doctor, doctors, gladwrap, guy, joke, nuts, office, shorts, walks, wearing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2002 10:30 AM; by Tristan Croll

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Blonde

Started by Baz, 2nd June 2002 10:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2002 10:06 PM; by Baz

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Wabbits

Started by Kev Y., 3rd May 2002 10:02 PM

black, brown, cute, excuthe, fink, forward, fuwwy, girl, hands, knees, leans, lisp, mithter, pet, phuck, pyfon, quiet, shop, shopkeeper, soft, sweetest, voice, wabbits, wabby, walks, weally, white, wittle

Replies: 5
Views: 2,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2002 09:34 PM; by Kev Y.

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Ballerina

Started by Richard Casey, 20th April 2002 09:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2002 09:54 PM; by Richard Casey

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confession

Started by Rod Smith, 19th March 2002 02:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2002 02:06 PM; by Rod Smith

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Firefighter

Started by Iain, 15th March 2002 02:57 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2002 10:45 PM; by John Saxton

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Blondes

Started by Richard Casey, 29th December 2001 08:29 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2001 08:29 PM; by Richard Casey

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old couple

Started by Gino, 14th November 2001 08:29 PM

authentic, bessie, boots, bought, buys, completely, couple, cowboy, day, elderly, furious, hanging, hat, louder, naked, nope, notice, pair, replies, sale, sam, shoulda, time, tomorrow, undresses, vacationing, walks, west, yells, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2001 08:00 PM; by John Saxton

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Flat....Out!

Started by John Saxton, 11th October 2001 07:47 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2001 07:47 PM; by John Saxton

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Rooster

Started by Gino, 6th July 2001 11:47 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2001 11:47 PM; by Gino

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