Wabbits

[Kev Y.]

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp,
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level,and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice,


"I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a phuck!"

[RETIRED]

Your call Neil.

[ubeaut]

A big sign emblazened across the front window of a Geelong travel agent is offering cheap fairs to Phucket in letters 3ft high. Do you think I give a phuck about a python.

PS I take great delight in announcing (every time I pass the window) that "I gotta visit that place some day."

[Iain]

Pyfon Neil, Pyfon....and I love the way the travel agencies call it Poo Ket, never called that over there

[JackoH]

And one of their favourite dishes in the local restaurants is "Phat Prik"! True, I,ve eaten it , and it's nothing like it sounds. Quite delicious in fact.
Regards. John H...

[Kev Y.]

Sorry if that one was sailing a bit close to the line there .