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Thread: Sales and Marketing
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6th January 2005, 08:38 PM #1
Sales and Marketing
Sales & Marketing
People often ask for a simple explanation of 'Marketing'...
Well here it is:
You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up
to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing
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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
One of our friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, " She's
fantastic in bed"
That's Advertising
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You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi! I'm fantastic
in bed"
That's Telemarketing
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You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up
him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to
straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then
say, " By the way, I'm fantastic in bed"
That's Public Relations
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You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and
says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition
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You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you
talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep
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Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support
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You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could
be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb
onto the roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top
of your lungs. "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail
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You are at a party, this well built man walks up to you and
gropes your breast and grabs your ass.
That's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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You like it, but 20 years later your Attorney decides you were
offended..
That's America.