It could happen .....

**DaveInOz** · 12th November 2003, 02:11 PM

An Australian dies and is sent to hell.
He had been a horrible man throughout life and even the devil wanted to punish him, so he puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. "Love my kingdom!" laughs the devil.
After a couple of days the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as he looks at the Aussie happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?"

The Aussie, smiling big, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of January in Australia. Hot, humid, a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"

The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Aussies remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down driving rain and torrential wind. Soon, hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the Aussie is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.

Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions. The Aussie replies, "This is great! Just like April in Darwin. It reminds me of working out in the fields with spring planting!"

The devil is now completely baffled. Angry, and desperate to make hell really hell, he tries one last ditch effort. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly hell is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the Australian unhappy, the devil checks in on him. He is aghast at what he sees. The Aussie is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.

"How can you be so happy? Don't you know it's 40 below zero!?" screams the devil. Jumping up and down the Aussie throws a snowball at the devil and yells, "Hell's frozen over!! This means the Wallabies won the World Cup!!!"

**silentC** · 12th November 2003, 02:32 PM

It also mean that girl from first form at high school will finally let me take her out! Yahoo!!

**craigb** · 12th November 2003, 03:30 PM

I was going to make a reply featuring blow jobs but then I decided not to.

**Eastie** · 13th November 2003, 03:08 PM

Get a hold of yourself Craig

**craigb** · 13th November 2003, 03:42 PM

Yes. Sorry.

Note to self: "don't post after you've been to the Pub"

**oges** · 13th November 2003, 08:35 PM

you posted it at 3:30pm what you doing at the pub that early on a weekday?? or you staggering home from the night before?

**silentC** · 13th November 2003, 08:51 PM

Sounds more like one of the long lunches I used to enjoy when I worked in Sydney town

**craigb** · 14th November 2003, 09:35 AM

Bugger! Betrayed by a time stamp

**silentC** · 14th November 2003, 09:37 AM

You'd better just hope your boss isn't a woodworker

**Iain** · 15th November 2003, 09:42 AM

Who knows, the boss may have been buying

**coastie** · 16th November 2003, 06:24 PM

yOU WERE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT HELL FREEZING OVER????

**AlexS** · 16th November 2003, 09:12 PM

Gettin' nice 'n' cool down here

**DaveInOz** · 17th November 2003, 10:27 AM

Just one win to go and SWMBO will be wearing a jumper to work. (yes she is in league with the devil, but her duties appear mostly ceremonial)

**Richard Casey** · 17th November 2003, 11:17 PM

Its starting to get cold, only one game to go|||||||||||||

**Eastie** · 18th November 2003, 03:10 PM

Sing this one in your head in a drunken English accent:
“Swing low sweet chariot, comin’ for to carry me home” ,

Hmm, deep down England supporters as I expected, no true Wallabies fan would ever think of singing that tune :eek:

(I had to shut my eyes whilst typing it, hope I got the spelling right - must go and wash my hands and clean the keyboard)

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