Giorgio walks to work every day and passes a shoe store on his way. Each day he stops and looks in the window, admiring a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes.

After about two months, he saves the $300 the shoes cost and purchases them.

Every Friday night the Italian community gets together to dance in the church basement, so Giorgio seizes the opportunity to wear his new Bocceli leather shoes to the dance.

He asks Sophia to dance, and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"

Sophia, startled, replies, "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?"

Giorgio replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them?"

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks her, "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"

Rosa answers, " Yes, Giorgio, I do, but how do you know that?"

He answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes.

How do you like them?"

Now the evening is almost over and the last song is playing. Giorgio asks Carmella to dance.

Midway through the dance his face turns red. He says, "Carmella, stilla my heart, please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tella me this true!"

Carmella answers, "Yes, yes Giorgio, I wear no panties tonight."

Giorgio gasps and says, "Thanka God... I thought I had a crack ina my $300 Bocceli leather shoes!"