A city couple purchased a cottage in a rural area.As the husband was doing some repairs,he sent his wife to the local hardware shop to buy some nails.

She decided that she would try to act like the local residents so as not to draw attention to herself,so she casually browsed while the assistant waited on another customer.

"I'll take that big bastard," the customer said.

The assistant smiled and handed him a file,"Is there anything else deside this bastard that you need?"

"No that'll be all for now." the customer replied.

When the customer leaves the woman walks up to the counter and points to the 2" nails,"Give me 2 kilo's of those sons of b..ch's.



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Johnno