A lady walks into a Lexus dealership and browses. Suddenly
she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As
she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone
has noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she
turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. With a pleasant smile
he greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of
this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to
say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna sh*t yourself when
you hear the price."