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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 116,715
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,360
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Engineers

    Started by Geoffsa, 21st July 2006 02:39 PM
    civil, colleague, connections, contact, designed, discussing, doctor, electrical, engineer, engineering, engineers, green-keeper, human, idea, joints, nervous, night, ophthalmologist, pipeline, play, prayer, priest, recreational, run, slow, students, system, thousands, tonight, waiting
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,402
    boban
    21st July 2006, 10:27 PM Go to last post

  2. IKEA Interview

    Started by Felder, 21st July 2006 03:20 PM
    chestnut, computer, found, ikea, interview, lurking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,665
    Bluegum
    21st July 2006, 08:18 PM Go to last post

  3. Irish Engineers

    Started by Baz, 21st July 2006 03:22 PM
    announced, base, blonde, bolts, eighteen, engineers, feet, flagpole, height, inches, irish, ladder, laid, length, loosened, measure, measurements, mick, paddy, pocket, pulled, purse, spanner, standing, supposed, tape, walked
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,355
    Bluegum
    21st July 2006, 08:08 PM Go to last post

  4. Yet another blond joke.

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 20th July 2006 05:42 PM
    assemble, blond, box, boyfriend, corn, cup, deep, figure, finished, flakes, hand, jigsaw, joke, killer, matter, moment, nice, pieces, puzzle, relax, resembling, rooster, sigh, spread, started, studies, supposed, table, takes, tea
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,603
    keith53
    21st July 2006, 12:59 PM Go to last post

  5. Talking The Mexican caretaker

    Started by Breslauer, 21st July 2006 02:12 AM
    broke, candle, caretaker, cart, dead, die, died, driver, electricity, ernesto, fire, fired, funeral, hacienda, horse, house, incendio, insane, lord, lucky, meat, mexican, nike, parrot, rotten, talking, tiger, water, won, woods
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,214
    Breslauer
    21st July 2006, 02:12 AM Go to last post

  6. Tool Guide

    Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:33 AM
    1/2, bar, bolt, bolts, car, contents, drill, energy, floor, guide, hammer, hand, handle, heads, holes, hydraulic, jack, light, machine, mechanics, metal, oil, phillips, plastic, round, screwdriver, takes, tool, transforms, wheel
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,688
    Iain
    20th July 2006, 11:00 AM Go to last post

  7. Ships of the desert

    Started by Driver, 15th May 2003 02:55 PM
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    1 2
    abdul, bear, bricks, camel, camels, days, deeply, desert, die, drank, drink, empty, food, gravel, journey, means, oasis, peril, pilgrim, plains, quarter, rich, ships, stockade, store, tea, ten, travel, traveller, water
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 5,293
    AlexS
    19th July 2006, 09:01 PM Go to last post

  8. The silent Fart

    Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:28 AM
    aid, attending, battery, church, couple, elderly, fart, halfway, hearing, husband, leans, replies, services, silent
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,262
    Bluegum
    19th July 2006, 08:31 PM Go to last post

  9. A gay guy went to heaven

    Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:36 AM
    butt, control, decided, devil, fed, fire, firewood, follow, freezing, furious, gate, gay, guy, heaven, hell, inspection, jumped, jumps, keys, lava, pete, replied, routine, saint, sends, straight, time, walk, weeks, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,618
    bennylaird
    19th July 2006, 11:36 AM Go to last post

  10. An Aussie love story -

    Started by Phil Spencer, 18th July 2006 04:08 PM
    act, anzac, aussie, bed, bikkies, devoted, effort, elderly, f#ck, favourite, final, funeral, happy, heaven, hundreds, kitchen, landing, lay, left, literally, love, mustering, sixty, smacked, spatula, story, suddenly, table, wife, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,462
    Phil Spencer
    19th July 2006, 09:19 AM Go to last post

  11. How to bake a Fruit Cake!

    Started by Shane Watson, 5th October 1999 10:49 PM
    bake, beat, bowl, butter, cake, cares, check, cheers, cup, cups, drewscriver, dried, fruit, fun, juice, lemon, loose, nuts, quality, recipe, salt, shane, sift, spoon, strain, sugar, table, tsp, turner, whiskey
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,100
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    19th July 2006, 12:27 AM Go to last post

  12. Rember this when you come home drunk

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 18th July 2006 11:07 PM
    3am, askes, bedroom, breakfast, broke, clean, daughter, delerious, dragged, drunk, eating, furniture, hallway, happened, home, ion, lady, leave, married, morning, newspaper, night, panadol, pants, peter, puked, rember, table, victoria, waiting
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,146
    rod@plasterbrok
    18th July 2006, 11:07 PM Go to last post

  13. Moved: Another Camel Joke

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    camel, joke
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  14. For All You Muso's

    Started by Phil Spencer, 17th July 2006 04:35 PM
    lovers, music, muso, musos
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,510
    Auzzie turner
    18th July 2006, 02:44 PM Go to last post

  15. Moved: Amazing!

    Started by Christopha, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    amazing
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  16. Men Make Better Friends

    Started by Baz, 17th July 2006 10:19 PM
    called, claimed, confirmed, day, friends, friendship, home, house, husband, husbands, make, men, night, slept, told, wife, wifes, woman, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,076
    Baz
    17th July 2006, 10:19 PM Go to last post

  17. Wood related and a GROANER

    Started by rrich, 15th July 2006 09:52 AM
    begin, chisel, chisle, correct, disoriented, dull, explain, folding, grit, groaner, instruction, instructions, kit, lead, lost, manual, meaning, method, minutes, outback, people, referr, related, set, sharpen, sharpening, survival, table, water, wood
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,720
    Carry Pine
    17th July 2006, 06:37 PM Go to last post

  18. Retail Giggles

    Started by rrich, 17th July 2006 04:14 PM
    answers, bit, biting, cabinet, color, customer, customers, door, employee, exchange, explains, eyes, gentleman, giggles, hear, laughing, oak, perfect, process, processing, purchase, retail, return/exchange, stain, store, swmbo, time, white, word, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,208
    rrich
    17th July 2006, 04:14 PM Go to last post

  19. Boom Boom

    Started by Baz, 16th July 2006 01:51 PM
    bad, beef, blind, boom, buckle, call, catch, cheese, dang, difference, dirt, dive, dog, fingers, golfer, gorillas, hat, left, legs, nostrils, people, rabbit, roast, scares, sky, skydiver, tame, unique, whack, wore
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,680
    Iain
    17th July 2006, 12:16 PM Go to last post

  20. Strictly business

    Started by Breslauer, 17th July 2006 03:25 AM
    absolutely, boy, business, child, christ, class, correct, day, famous, finally, five-year-olds, giving, hamish, hand, heart, hymie, irish, jesus, jewish, kindergarten, lived, miss, money, moses, patrick, replied, sean, strictly, surprised, teacher
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,240
    Breslauer
    17th July 2006, 03:25 AM Go to last post

  21. I spy

    Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 12:19 PM
    bedroom, boy, continues, door, hallway, mad, middle, moment, night, parents, passes, peeks, slightly, spy, sucking, thumb, toilet, watches
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,141
    scooter
    17th July 2006, 01:47 AM Go to last post

  22. Why do Elephants have Big Ears?

    Started by namtrak, 13th July 2006 10:01 PM
    big, ears, elephants, noddy, pay, ransom, rolleyes
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,454
    Ashore
    15th July 2006, 11:26 PM Go to last post

  23. Heaven

    Started by echnidna, 12th July 2006 06:56 PM
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    1 2
    abraham, aussie, ceiling, clock, clocks, continues, dies, exclaims, explains, fan, gates, hands, heaven, howard’s, huge, jesus’, john, lie, lied, life, lifetime, lincolns, minutes, moved, office, pearly, peter, stunned, telling, wall
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 3,888
    Cliff Rogers
    15th July 2006, 03:42 PM Go to last post

  24. Two psychologists

    Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 12:36 PM
    attacked, bitch, boobs, breakfast, counter, excuse, freud, freudian, fu?ked, guy, home, lady, life, love, lunch, maam, meant, morning, noticed, pass, psychologists, salt, shrink, slip, station, stupid, ticket, titty, train, wife
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,496
    Ian007
    15th July 2006, 02:50 PM Go to last post

  25. the genie

    Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 12:10 PM
    12-inch, absolutely, bag, bic, bucks, climbed, clouds, deaf, deaf?sorry, ducks, flying, friend, genie, golf, granted?just, half, happened, hidden, lighter, looked, means, million, moments, overhead, pulled, sky, suddenly, sun, thunder, yep
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,344
    ss_11000
    15th July 2006, 12:50 PM Go to last post

  26. A blonde,brunette and a redhead

    Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 11:23 AM
    beer, blonde, bottle, brunette, cigarettes, cleaning, condom, conversation, daughter, daughters, drinks, found, head, packet, penis, red, redhead, smokes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,164
    ss_11000
    15th July 2006, 11:25 AM Go to last post

  27. Father I have sinned....

    Started by rtfarty, 15th July 2006 09:15 AM
    aisle, altar, boy, church, confession, confessional, dress, enters, fannie, father, front, green, hail, marys, month, months, priest, reflection, replies, sashays, sex, shoes, short, sinned, sinner, sits, slowly, week, whisperingly, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,110
    rtfarty
    15th July 2006, 09:15 AM Go to last post

  28. An oldie

    Started by Groggy, 15th July 2006 12:11 AM
    deserves, humour, oldie, read, recycle
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,253
    Ashore
    15th July 2006, 01:02 AM Go to last post

  29. What does he really mean?

    Started by Daddles, 14th July 2006 01:11 PM
    herman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 957
    Tonyz
    14th July 2006, 11:52 PM Go to last post

  30. My old car

    Started by Daddles, 14th July 2006 01:15 PM
    bits, bloke, bursts, car, counter, fall, hug, kid, mpg, richard, start, street, supacheap, tears
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,305
    journeyman Mick
    14th July 2006, 11:06 PM Go to last post

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