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  1. 13th July 2006, 10:01 PM #1
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    Default Why do Elephants have Big Ears?

    Because Noddy won't pay the ransom
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    And why do elephants have four feet???????
    Give you time to contemplate prior to the orange room treatment it will get.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain
    And why do elephants have four feet???????
    Give you time to contemplate prior to the orange room treatment it will get.....
    Because their the only animal to have four knees ?
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