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  1. 19th July 2006, 11:28 AM #1
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    Default The silent Fart

    An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she
    Leans over and says to her husband, " I just let out a silent fart what do
    You think I should do?"

    He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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  2. 19th July 2006, 08:31 PM #2
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    Default Fart

    He should have used energizers then.ahahahahaha good post.
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