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20th July 2006, 05:42 PM #1
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Yet another blond joke.
A Blond calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blond says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster".
He then takes her hand and says "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.....he said with a deep sigh"............ "Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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20th July 2006, 05:46 PM #2
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20th July 2006, 07:09 PM #3
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I guess on the international blond joke scale that would be at least a 2/10
Originally Posted by Wongo
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20th July 2006, 09:04 PM #4
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'Woodies Joke' has settled to a new low.
Chris
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....................but it's better than the alternative.
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20th July 2006, 10:06 PM #5
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i thought it was good. litterally laughing out loud
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20th July 2006, 10:51 PM #6
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That'd be my niece. And yes, she's a real blonde.
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21st July 2006, 10:10 AM #7
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Good one - I used to know her sister.
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21st July 2006, 11:01 AM #8
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Keep em coming Cliff.
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21st July 2006, 12:17 PM #9
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Don't encourage him. We'll hold you responsible now :eek: Originally Posted by keith53
Keep em coming Cliff.
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21st July 2006, 12:59 PM #10
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Aww, c'mon Richard. He's stuck up there all on his own. Got to have something to keep himself occupied. Originally Posted by Daddles
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