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Rats have had a chew

Started by Wombat2, 14th September 2006 08:57 PM

1/2, beam, black/neutral, bound, box, chew, chewed, copper, cut, david, dead, inch, insulation, junction, knocked, laundry, lines, pipe, power, ran, rats, rejoined, running, stage, support, tape, wall, wire, wiring

Replies: 3
Views: 1,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2006 08:06 PM; by thatirwinfella

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

I'll be buggered. . .

Started by Jedo_03, 23rd July 2006 10:40 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adverts, annoyance, buggered, buggers, deliberately, dirty, dozen, dozens, icon, infecting, jedo, laragainst, picked, pop, pop-ups, programs, ran, sell, sheesh, shot, software, sos, spyware, stop, times, tray, trojan, virus, worm, yesterday

Replies: 28
Views: 4,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2006 05:44 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

pressure pump question please

Started by masterblaster, 21st August 2006 09:07 AM

2nd, air, bottom, bugar, cabin, cams, cheers, comming, connection, fire, forgot, front, gage, house, manual, motor, notice, pic, playing, pressure, pump, question, ran, section, set, sillier, stuff, tanks, wanna, written

Replies: 4
Views: 3,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2006 10:21 PM; by masterblaster

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Speeding Excuse

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th August 2006 08:40 PM

ago, bat, bring, car, caught, cop, deceided, driver, excuse, freeway, heard, hell, knock, miles, minute, officer, police, policeman, pulled, racing, ran, realized, replied, road, run, speeding, time, warning, weeks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 08:40 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

Why did I do that

Started by echnidna, 20th July 2006 12:06 PM

aluminimium, bent, carryall, chainsaw, damaged, fell, gully, handle, hope, log, luckily, ran, snigging, straighten, tractor, tube

Replies: 7
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 01:11 PM; by Felder

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Customer Service

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2006 01:33 PM

aisle, bolted, bunnings, cars, clerk, counter, customer, eek, extinguisher, fire, flames, frantic, gasped, hood, luck, parking, pouring, pulled, ran, replied, service, smoke, spot, standing, store

Replies: 1
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2006 11:30 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

safety cut off switch question please

Started by masterblaster, 16th May 2006 09:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 24
Views: 4,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 11:48 AM; by masterblaster

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Swearing

Started by Wood Butcher, 8th May 2006 07:43 PM

approval, bedroom, blubbers, breakfast, chair, coco, crying, downstairs, eek, eyes, flew, floor, gonna, head, kitchen, looked, mum, nods, pops, ran, started, stern, swear, swearing, time, tumbled, upstairs, voice, walks, whack

Replies: 5
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 02:00 PM; by Mr woodmachinist

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Logic

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 12:50 PM

$50, bodies, box, confessional, irish, irishman, leave, left, logic, married, moment, money, paused, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, together;, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 01:27 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

The Rolling Stones

Started by Mirboo, 12th April 2006 02:25 AM

amazed, belt, blokes, bloody, bunch, concert, consumed, damn, fantastic, fine, fit, held, home, illicit, jagger, managed, mick, perform, puffing, ran, returned, rolling, songs, sorts, stones, substances, sydney, tonight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2006 02:25 AM; by Mirboo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Priceless

Started by Baz, 4th April 2006 09:11 PM

$4.20, $85.26, a.m, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, clean, door, drunk, eye, furniture, hallway, home, hot, huge, jack, lady, married, mind, night, perfect, priceless, puked, ran, red, rose, son, table

Replies: 2
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2006 10:45 PM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
JOKES

Speeding excuse

Started by Ashore, 15th March 2006 06:51 PM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, excuse, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife, wind

Replies: 3
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2006 10:28 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Triplets

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:05 PM

ago, babies, bank, boy, bullet, daughter, dog, explained, happened, healthy, luckily, mother, mum, playing, ran, replied, robber, shot, son, stomach, taking, tears, times, tinkle, told, triplets, walked, week, worry, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:05 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Waterproofing timber balcony

Started by looney, 22nd February 2006 03:24 PM

balcony, board, chip, dodgysville, door, edges, floor, frame, garage, house, inches, inside, joists, months, proof, pull, rain, ran, roof, rotten, rough, story, timber, time, top, view, wall, water, waterproofing, worse

Replies: 12
Views: 6,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2006 05:53 PM; by ThePope

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

RAN Retirement Bonus

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 10:09 AM

accepted, arrived, bonus, calmly, cheques, chief, decided, exclaimed, explaining, g~d, insisted, measured, medical, nice, officer, officers, pension, previous, ran, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, tape, testicles, tip, toes, vietnam, walked, weenie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 07:30 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Inattention punished

Started by Rocker, 7th January 2006 08:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100%, accident, accident-free, breaking, complacent, concentrate, damn, dangerous, finger, fortunate, gash, hand, inattention, incident, left, lot, luck, machine, middle, punished, ran, rocker, rule, shed, table, taught, ten, tip, week, worse

Replies: 29
Views: 3,960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2006 09:24 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
SAFETY

Gumby ran over my dog....

Started by Eastie, 20th January 2006 05:13 PM

arms, day, dog, examine, gumby, minutes, ran, rolleyes, suite, surgical, tired, vet, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 09:10 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

My best friend told my wife he had seen me neckid on the internet!

Started by barrysumpter, 21st January 2006 06:42 AM

bad, call, claiming, d.ck, deck, diiiaaaak, draw, friend, huge, internet, joke, leave, looked, neckid, office, phone, photo, pronouciation, ran, red, removed, repeated, rest, shower, southen, spell, spent, told, wife, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2006 09:44 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Philosophy for 2006

Started by rodm, 4th January 2006 03:39 PM

2006, afford, agree, benefit, change, competition, context, create, elses, forum, generousity, harmony, including, lot, muchy, paying, peace, peer, perspective, philosophy, post, ran, soft, space, step, support, taking, ubeaut, unquote, war

Replies: 0
Views: 961

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2006 03:39 PM; by rodm

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Too bad.....

Started by Breslauer, 26th November 2005 08:58 AM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, died, exhausted, finally, freezer, froze, happened, heart, home, horrible, house, keeled, looked, quit, ran, running, searched, started, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2005 11:29 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Taser Fun

Started by Groggy, 12th November 2005 11:13 PM

aaa, arch, assailant, bad, batteries, blue, burst, button, decision, directions, dog, electricity, found, fun, muscle, note, one-second, pretty, prongs, pushed, ran, sat, story, taser, thigh, thinking, time, twitching, wife, words

Replies: 3
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2005 08:39 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

To rob a Bank

Started by Kev Y., 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM

ankles, attempting, bank, blonde, breathed, brunette, car, decided, door, dropped, drove, finally, guard, gun, heavily, passenger, plan, ran, reach, remember, rob, rope, safe, security, shut, stop, tied, waited, yeah, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Woo Woo Woo

Started by bennylaird, 19th October 2005 08:27 AM

answer, answering, bigger, cave, clothes, found, headline, heard, hollered, huge, indian, indians, irishman, looked, naked, ran, read, red, run, size, spied, thinking, tore, train, woo, woods, wooooo, wooooo”, you’ll, “wooooo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2005 08:27 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Broadband slow?

Started by sandman, 12th October 2005 10:37 PM

broadband, check, complete, confused, date, mentioned, net, night, no-one, nortons, noticed, querie, ran, read, sandman, site, slow, system, telstra, tonight, updates, virus, visit, website

Replies: 13
Views: 2,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 10:57 PM; by sandman

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Who needs petrol?

Started by echnidna, 14th September 2005 05:24 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

aluminum, bill, blew, browns, cheaply, credible, download.so, drawings, easily, engine, free, fun, future, gas, generator, guy.hydrogen, harness, hydrogen, lies, out.duh, petrol, plans, plug, ran, site.he, smart, spark, toebes, water, web

Replies: 36
Views: 4,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2005 12:01 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Jury duty

Started by AlexS, 10th March 2005 03:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

challenged, civic, contractor, daily, day, duty, expected, explanation, fine, front, function, home, hours, jurors, jury, left, mind, overtime, payment, potential, psses, ran, reason, required, standing, system, told, understand, weeks, yesterday

Replies: 24
Views: 4,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 08:52 AM; by silentC

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Borer was/is here.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 9th August 2005 01:59 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

band, beer, borer, cairns, catch, common, cooked, dark, dinner, eek, floor, furniture, heaps, house, kill, lathes, lot, lots, met, nah, ran, saws, sheds, talk, talked, time.rolleyes, turner, was or is, was/is, week

Replies: 28
Views: 4,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 10:02 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Another toilet question

Started by journeyman Mick, 25th July 2005 12:06 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, bore, chemical, cistern, cleaning, compatible, deposits, gurus, happen, left, line, mick, mineral, nice, note, pan, plumbing, pump, question, rainwater, ran, remove, rolleyes, run, section, septic, system, technicians, toilet, water

Replies: 16
Views: 3,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2005 06:19 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Smart **** Answers

Started by MajorPanic, 12th July 2005 06:03 PM

ahead, answer, answers, ass, boy, bridge, car, class, cop, driver, exam, excuses, family, finally, gas, hand, kid, knowingly, ran, replied, smart, smiles, stock, stopped, stuck, teacher, ticket, tomorrow, truck, turkeys

Replies: 1
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 06:59 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One for Christopha

Started by Iain, 8th July 2005 09:47 AM

approached, breast, christopha, customer, dome, feels, gloss, hand, head, ran, replied, spied, standing, wifes, www

Replies: 6
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2005 03:04 AM; by DanP

Forum:
JOKES

cop you later.......

Started by Christopha, 6th July 2005 05:26 PM

1980, blonde, car, child, children, cop, drunk, english, front, geelong, girl, height, leaving, looked, met, night, outraged, party, pretty, ran, resulted, shagged, sons, store, table, teacher, utterly, wild, woman, youth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2005 06:41 PM; by Tankstand

Forum:
JOKES

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can?

Started by Geoff Dean, 8th June 2005 12:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abraham, assassin, assassinated, booth, born, congress, eek, elected, explain, ford, hid, history, john, johnson, kennedy, lincoln, monroe, named, names, oswald, president, presidents, ran, secretary, shot, southerners, succeeded, teacher, theater, week

Replies: 16
Views: 3,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2005 01:57 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
JOKES

Gas Hob over inbuilt oven

Started by zymurgy, 25th May 2005 11:55 PM

1/2, 100mm, 15amp, 260, 60mm, bosch, bottom, clearance, connect, dedicated, degrees, follow, gas, gordon, hob, hot, hours, inbuilt, install, issue, luke, manufacturer, oven, ovens, plumber, ran, ridicule, sockets, told, warm

Replies: 5
Views: 3,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2005 11:54 PM; by zymurgy

Forum:
KITCHENS

Pencil

Started by DavidG, 12th May 2005 11:18 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 01:06 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Phone Call

Started by jackruss, 29th March 2005 10:00 AM

9555-7039, bed, bedroom, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, dead, frank, god, guess, hit, honey, jumped, mommy, moving, pause, phone, pool, ran, ring, rug, scared, screaming, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 10:00 AM; by jackruss

Forum:
JOKES

At the dentist (2)

Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:33 PM

anaesthetic, bloke, bush, caught, chain, continues, dentist, dentists, extracted, imagine, insistence, life, molar, pain, painful, patient, rabbit, ran, recommends, refuse, refuses, relieve, short, squatted, takes, telling, testicles, time, trap, trots

Replies: 1
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:18 PM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
JOKES

lawnmowers

Started by dzcook, 31st January 2005 12:05 AM

Replies: 11
Views: 1,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 07:43 AM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stylewood by Wattyl

Started by Peter R, 31st January 2005 05:42 PM

$169, bit, cheaper, couple, folk, gday, hoping, isolac, job, months, peter, product, ran, somethign, stylewood, suggest, wattyl

Replies: 0
Views: 4,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 05:42 PM; by Peter R

Forum:
FINISHING

Installing beading Help!

Started by Tiger, 9th January 2005 09:07 AM

accurately, angle, angles, beading, bevel, compound, cut, degrees, exterior, forthcoming, gauge, glass, hoped, installing, love, measure, measuring, properly, question, ran, release, replacing, set, space, strips, tape, tiger, unusual, vertical, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 2,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2005 09:07 AM; by Tiger

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

extension cords

Started by Arthur, 6th May 2004 10:42 AM

$au10, 10m, 3mm, 500mm, 6mx3m, arthur, attached, cable, cord, cords, curtain, electrical, extension, feet, fencing, forever, garden, head, ran, rings, shed, shifted, single, spacing, strand, ties, tripping, wire, wires, workshop

Replies: 8
Views: 3,934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2004 10:09 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

A Touching E-mail

Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 09:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ball, base, baseman, bat, boys, children, divine, email, father, field, game, home, inning, life, ninth, pass, people, pitcher, plan, play, ran, run, school, shay, shays, softly, son, team, touching, world

Replies: 18
Views: 4,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 08:56 AM; by JackoH

Forum:
JOKES

A Horrible Death

Started by stephenmeddings, 10th November 2004 12:04 PM

apartment, balcony, beating, bushes, day, death, edge, fell, finally, floor, grabbed, hammer, heaven, hiding, horrible, instantly, kicking, line, live, lucky, morning, peter, pretty, railing, ran, refrigerator, stand, started, story, stunned

Replies: 0
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 12:04 PM; by stephenmeddings

Forum:
JOKES

Overworked

Started by gatiep, 8th November 2004 02:23 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2004 02:23 AM; by gatiep

Forum:
JOKES

New car radio

Started by Iain, 2nd August 2004 06:37 PM

car, causing, children, country, enjoying, front, jackson, kids, michael, music, playing, plays, radio, ran, recognition, rock, roll, shout, songs, soul, started, station, swerve, technology, voice, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2004 12:12 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

Christopha the Red

Started by Kev Y., 29th July 2004 03:20 PM

browsing, christopha, cool, cursor, dots, forum, imfamous, jokes, kev, noticed, question, ran, red, rolleyes, woodie

Replies: 4
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 09:21 PM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

changing tap washers on hot water taps

Started by jackiew, 8th April 2004 05:55 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

body, change, changing, confused, dead, dumb, england, exited, hard, heated, hold, hot, hotwater, house, inspected, level, lot, pipe, pipework, question, ran, run, spiders, surplus, tank, tap, taps, top, washers, water

Replies: 85
Views: 41,735

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2004 06:43 PM; by wombat47

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Getting Old II

Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:12 PM

barely, buy, car, demonstrated, driving, elderly, gentleman, guy, hands, hat, intersection, killed, ladies, lady, light, lights, madam, mildred, onions, passenger, penny, piece, ran, red, remarked, replies, row, sitting, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:12 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Life Support

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:40 PM

agreed, assured, bring, choked, close, coma, cried, curtains, finally, flat, guess, happened, heart, hubby, husband, life, lined, minutes, monitor, nurses, privacy, private, pulse, ran, rate, sceptical, support, washing, wifes, womans

Replies: 0
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 05:40 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

The fastest thing

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:37 PM

answer, answers, barn, bathroom, blink, dads, day, fastest, feeling, flip, found, fourth, hard, house, interviewer, job, light, obvious, pants, pasture, previous, question, ran, ranch, replied, speed, step, switch, thing, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 2,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 05:37 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Phone Call

Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:11 PM

555-7039, bed, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, daddys, dead, flying, forgotten, frank, honey, jumped, mommy, phone, pool, ran, real, ring, rug, scared, screaming, shes, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, water, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 09:11 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

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