A woman was in a coma. The Nurses were in her room giving her
a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and
noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy
as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her
out of the coma."

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close
the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no
heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I guess she choked."