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8th May 2006, 07:43 PM #1
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Swearing
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing".
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?"
"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, sh *t mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops."
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do you want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f *cking Coco Pops." :eek:Have a nice day - Cheers
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8th May 2006, 08:26 PM #2
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bewdiful mate. my 7 and 4 y/o grandkids...could do that...
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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8th May 2006, 11:22 PM #3
You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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i like it.
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9th May 2006, 04:27 PM #4
Queensryche Rocks
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ha ha ha ha
First On Race Day
And the first brock trophy goes to...............
and we got no "2" as well
A FORD driver.
ironic isnt it?
and if ya cant win on ya own merit punt em off!!!
holden cheater team!!!!!
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9th May 2006, 05:05 PM #5
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Love it
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11th May 2006, 02:00 PM #6
Wood Machinist
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Not bad
Originally Posted by Wood Butcher
Mr Woodmachinist
You gotta love Holdens
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