>>>>A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked
>>>>robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
>>>>Luckily the babies were OK.
>>>>The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to
>>>>operate.
>>>>She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
>>>>
>>>>All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
>>>>tears.
>>>>"What's wrong?" asked the mother.
>>>>"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
>>>>The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years
>>>>ago.
>>>>
>>>>About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
>>>>"Mum, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
>>>>Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16
>>>>years
>>>>ago.
>>>>
>>>>A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
>>>>"It's okay" said the Mum, "I know what happened.
>>>>You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
>>>>"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."