Overworked

  • I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of vacation time already.
  • I figured the best way to get the boss to send me home was to act a little crazy.
  • I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.
  • I went into work early and began hanging upside down from the ceiling.
  • Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde...it'll be important > >>>later) came in and asked me what I was doing. >
  • "Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb.
  • " A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. >
  • "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed. >
  • "You're crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."
  • With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
  • The blonde started following me and the Boss asked where she was going.
  • "I can't work in the dark," she said.