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Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:04 PM

barn, blonde, bred?thats, complete, confidence, confidently.then, cow, cows, dizzy, explains, farmer, for?she, guess, hang, here.terribly, impressed, insemination, lady, maggie, nail, question, row, simple, stall, stupid, tells, trousers, walk, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2009 09:46 AM; by fenderbelly

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Divorce

Started by Elbow, 15th December 2008 04:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2008 04:07 PM; by Elbow

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The Perfect Man !

Started by gawdelpus, 2nd December 2008 11:34 PM

amazing, avoid, blacks, cabbie, catches, change, feel, feldman, fellow, frank, fuse, guy, jams, man, measure, meet, mistake, passenger, perfect, quickest, street, stuck, subject, taxi, time, traffic, treat, walks, woman, wow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2008 11:43 PM; by dennford

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stumps/floor question

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

caused, couch, doors, effect, falls, feel, floor, footed, heavy, house, instance, issue, opinions, packed, past, person, question, realise, restumped, sections, sitting, slight, slopey, sticking, stump, stumps, stumps/floor, walks, windows, wobble

Replies: 0
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

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removing floorboards

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

adjacent, advice, boards, convinced, crowbar, feel, floorboards, house, joists, lever, logical, move, neighbour, neighbours, noise, party, pass, past, previous, properties, rare, reasonable, removing, shot, slightly, thread, told, tongue-in-groove, walks, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

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Blond Cowboy

Started by joe greiner, 21st August 2008 10:12 PM

arrests, bed, blond, boots, cowboy, exposure, gun, hat, home, indecent, inside, joe, locking, motor, panties, pants, pretty, pull, pulls, redhead, sheriff, shirt, shorts, skirt, street, sweetly, top, town, walks, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2008 12:43 PM; by damian

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Senior Personal Ads

Started by joe greiner, 18th August 2008 07:43 PM

ads, beatles, camaro, candy, caramel, cob, condition, corn, cornea, cruise, dedicated, flosser, groovy, hip, including, joe, knee, personal, rare, remember, rock, running, saturday, seeking, senior, share, steaks, stones, valves, walks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 11:36 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Another Bar Joke

Started by joe greiner, 17th July 2008 09:03 PM

announces, bar, carrying, dog, dropping, guy, hand, hey, joe, joke, stepped, walks

Replies: 5
Views: 2,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2008 07:56 AM; by rrich

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Revenge Is Sweet

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th July 2008 09:42 AM

$300, allan, apologises, attention, completely, drink, embarrassed, embarrassing, everyones, graduate, hopelessly, looked, minutes, people, psychology, respond, revenge, situations, sleep, slinks, student, studying, sweet, table, tonight, top, voice, walks, woman, yells

Replies: 2
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 04:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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kiwi

Started by weisyboy, 13th June 2008 08:22 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2008 11:36 AM; by weisyboy

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Lightbulb

Started by munruben, 26th May 2008 11:39 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,846

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 08:02 PM; by tea lady

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Blind or Blonde?

Started by Rodgera, 22nd May 2008 09:22 AM

400-pound, bar, blind, blonde, bouncer, buddy, explain, hear, hey, joke, left, moment, nah, professional, silent, sitting, taps, times, walks, wanna, wrestler

Replies: 0
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2008 09:22 AM; by Rodgera

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Drop dead poker

Started by Rodgera, 8th May 2008 03:21 PM

$500, answers, bad, cards, dead, discreet, discretion, door, drop, fallen, gentlemen, hollers, house, husband, knocks, leave, loser, lost, meet, middle, playing, poker, respect, rippington, situation, smith, table, walks, wife, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 08:44 AM; by Ozkaban

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Value for money the Aussie way

Started by wheelinround, 4th May 2008 11:10 AM

2007, 900, aussie, australian, australians, average, beer, bloody, drink, found, gallon, gallons, means, miles, money, study, that2tsup, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 08:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Old Gentleman

Started by munruben, 29th April 2008 03:29 PM

bar, cocktail, dressed, drink, eighties, elderly, flower, gentleman, groomed, hair, image, lady, lapel, looked, lounge, mid, nineties, seated, shave, sip, sits, slightly, smelling, suit, takes, upscale, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2008 03:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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32yr old looking for possible position (has IT Experience)

Started by abitfishy, 4th February 2008 08:08 PM

32yr, backgrounds, broking/conveyancing, built, business, clients, communication, computer, deal, direction, driving, email, employed, estate/mortgage, excellent, experience, fishing, hard, home, including, life, position, positions, rapport, real, required, sell, skills, term, walks

Replies: 6
Views: 2,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 11:52 PM; by abitfishy

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Termite

Started by nev25, 21st April 2008 10:29 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 10:29 AM; by nev25

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Texas

Started by munruben, 14th April 2008 11:52 PM

ahead, air, arms, bar, blind, cab, dog, door, drink, driver, flush, guy, joke, left, misses, motel, panic, pool, shouts, splashing, starts, straight, swimming, takes, texas, toilet, told, walk, walks, waving

Replies: 1
Views: 1,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 03:46 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A husbands gift

Started by nev25, 5th April 2008 11:33 AM

$250, $500, appears, balcony, gift, grief, husband, husbands, idea, iron, model, modeling, naked, negligee, pose, possibilities, price, purchase, range, refund, return, secret, sheer, shown, strikes, tomorrow, upstairs, victorias, walks, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 12:51 PM; by pitbull

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In an Irish Pub

Started by fenderbelly, 24th March 2008 01:26 PM

die, donegal, father, heaven, irish, mans, meets, murphy, otoole, priest, pub, reply, stand, walked, walks, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 01:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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The Cowboy Boots

Started by GourmetSaint, 13th March 2008 02:07 PM

authentic, bert, boots, bought, buys, couple, cowboy, elderly, furious, hanging, hat, home, house, louder, margaret, married, nope, notice, proudly, replies, sale, shoulda, time, tomorrow, walking, walks, wears, wife, yells, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 02:07 PM; by GourmetSaint

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Two Irish Engineers and a Blonde

Started by nev25, 6th March 2008 11:07 PM

base, blonde, engineers, flagpole, irish, irishmen, standing, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 05:02 PM; by wayfarer

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T.L. At The Wallan P.O.

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th February 2008 07:44 AM

allan, heavy, letter, letters, lighter, mail, office, p.o, post, stamps, t.l, walks, wallan

Replies: 8
Views: 1,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 03:32 PM; by Elbow

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The Hole In The Ground

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th February 2008 04:51 PM

ago, block, bottom, bushes, chained, count, deep, edge, engine, farmer, fellows, funny, goat, ground, happen, headfirst, hesitation, hole, hour, hundred, impossible, jump, jumps, miles, minute, running, standing, throw, walks, woodie

Replies: 3
Views: 1,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 09:40 PM; by fenderbelly

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Don't ask

Started by Rodgera, 22nd February 2008 07:11 AM

answers, audacity, bar, bartender, bartenders, beat, catch, consitutes, conversation, day, dollars, double, drink, guy, hands, lawyer, life, nearby, overhearing, owe, remuneration, replies, scotch, sitting, stipulation, talking, thatll, uncanny, walks, whatll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 07:11 AM; by Rodgera

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Manrubin's Cow

Started by les88, 13th February 2008 02:05 PM

approaches, attempt, bought, bull, buy, chance, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, forward, front, les, lithgow, manrubin, mate, mentioned, milk, minute, move, moves, people, replied, stopped, succeed, vet, walks, wife, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 03:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Come On Kiwis, It's Your Turn Now

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th February 2008 02:05 PM

accent, aussie, beat, bloke, bloody, break, curious, day, geez, idiot, kiwis, left, mate, missing, mouth, peek, ready, replies, selling, shop, sitting, soon-to-be, sooner, store, tourist, turn, walk, walks, window, words

Replies: 6
Views: 1,751

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 08:43 AM; by Gra

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the nail

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:56 AM

barn, blonde, bred, check, coming, complete, confidence, confidently, cow, cows, ditzy, explains, farmer, guess, hang, impregnate, impressed, insemination, john, lady, leaves, maggie, nail, row, simple, stall, tells, terribly, trousers, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:56 AM; by wheelinround

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Speeding

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd January 2008 03:05 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,867

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 10:19 PM; by Tonyz

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Vet bill

Started by chrisb691, 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM

$300, $50, bird, brought, cage, cat, cost, crosses, dead, exclaims, head, joey, lab, leaves, madam, moments, moving, pay, pronounces, reappears, report, scan, shakes, sniffs, takes, time, vet, wails, walks, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM; by chrisb691

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Ray has a few too many

Started by munruben, 21st January 2008 09:26 AM

allowed, angrily, bangs, bar, bars, bartender, demands, door, drink, drinks, drunks, fist, freakin, front, hell, loudly, ray, returns, serve, shouts, sits, slurs, staggers, stumbles, told, walks, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 11:11 AM; by wheelinround

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David in the antique shop

Started by munruben, 6th January 2008 08:32 AM

2000, accidentally, antique, breathes, broken, calm, david, egyptian, god, hundreds, knocks, owner, pieces, relief, running, scene, screaming, shop, sigh, smashes, store, urn, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 08:32 AM; by munruben

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Two Poms

Started by fenderbelly, 31st December 2007 11:18 AM

about-to-be-opened, accent, assholes, aussie, beat, bet, bloke, break, curious, day, friend, left, missing, mouth, peek, poms, ready, replies, sellin, selling, shelving, sitting, sooner, store, walk, walks, whatre, window, words, yer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 05:51 PM; by munruben

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Odd sayings

Started by fenderbelly, 20th December 2007 09:31 AM

ahmal, bar, boasting, bull, chessnuts, chilly, daisy, doctor, dolly, family, fish, green, husband, invisible, juan, kayak, laugh, moved, odd, picture, proving, puns, sank, sayings, stand, standing, ten, twins, walks, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 09:55 AM; by Pusser

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Paddy in heaven

Started by munruben, 7th December 2007 02:03 PM

,how, beautiful, bewilderment, carefully, deserve, duck, ducks, earth, eternity, fortune, gates, girl, greeted, head, heaven, imagine, life, paddy, partner, passionately, pearly, peter, reward, shakes, step, stepped, treads, understand, walking, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 04:33 PM; by dennford

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Haven't had any blonde jokes for a while have we?

Started by Barry_White, 25th November 2007 07:52 AM

$20, airlines, bar, bet, blonde, branch, building, call, calls, commit, dog, dollars, dumb, forest, home, house, jokes, jump, k-9, money, news, oclock, police, redhead, replied, replies, rope, suicide, tree, walks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 01:21 PM; by Barry Hicks

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For Coughs Sake

Started by BazzaDLB, 19th November 2007 11:20 AM

afraid, bottle, chemist, clerk, cough, coughs, entire, guy, heavily, him;, idiot, laxative, laxatives, leaning, morning, owner, sake, shop, syrup, treat, walks, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 11:20 AM; by BazzaDLB

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Guy from Wallan in the city

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:31 PM

city, dollar, drunk, exclaims, guy, kilos, lost, meter, needle, parking, stares, stopped, walks, wallan

Replies: 2
Views: 1,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 04:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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5 cents

Started by weisyboy, 12th October 2007 03:47 PM

5-cent, alright, bar, bloke, cafe, catches, cents, coffee, coin, coughs, counter, cup, father, free, hand, hands, heavens, mans, newspaper, package, pervert, piece, releasing, rushes, seat, starts, touch, violently, walks, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2007 06:28 PM; by munruben

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What's the view out of your window

Started by billbeee, 3rd October 2007 08:31 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

catch, caught, circle, close, complete, day, feet, frill, idly, land, lizards, mates, mood, morning, moving, neck, office/shed, palm, resident, senses, sight, starting, times, tree, trees, view, walked, walks, window, wonderful

Replies: 17
Views: 3,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 05:46 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Grasshopper

Started by munruben, 8th October 2007 04:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 04:53 PM; by munruben

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Cake or bed (one for the mob from Venus)

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th October 2007 09:14 AM

bed, cake, decides, door, fix, fixed, forehead, fridge, hall, home, honey, house, husband, light, mob, nice, notices, offered, pub, repairs, replied, sort, steps, told, treated, venus, walks, wife, written, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2007 09:14 AM; by Barry Hicks

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The Scottish librarian

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th September 2007 11:29 AM

ani, books, bring, bugger, day, excuse, glasgow, glasses, guy, harv, librarian, library, miss, prim, scottish, suicide, top, walks, yell

Replies: 2
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2007 01:25 PM; by scooter

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Karate chop

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th September 2007 02:26 PM

assailant, bar, barman, beer, chop, drive, feet, fellow, finishes, floor, guy, handle, hauls, karate, knocks, korea, mattock, minutes, mitre, quietly, sitting, staggers, stool, ten, walks, whamo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2007 02:26 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Nuts

Started by Black Ned, 29th August 2007 10:15 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 09:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Howard visits nursing home

Started by munruben, 24th August 2007 10:57 AM

bath, calls, close, dear, elderly, female, hey, home, howard, john, lady, matron, minister, mister, morning, nursing, prime, replies, resident, run, sticks, stops, sydney, visiting, visits, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 04:14 AM; by bsrlee

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Instant v stoarge Howt water service

Started by Mcblurter, 4th May 2007 02:29 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bar, baths, cheers, double, ducted, entendre, gas, heating, hot, howt, instant, live, mcblurter, melbourne, people, pipes, pressure, rarely, rating, service, showers, simultaneously, situation, star, stoarge, taps, walks, water, woman, worrying

Replies: 48
Views: 10,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 12:07 AM; by tameriska

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3 legged dog

Started by munruben, 26th July 2007 04:38 PM

3-legged, bar, dog, gonna, hope, legged, love, paw, read, saloon, shot, silent, slides, walks, west

Replies: 3
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 11:27 PM; by echnidna

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Old woodworkers joke

Started by munruben, 16th July 2007 04:58 PM

appointment, becky, called, checked, chicken, day, dining, doctor, door, feet, gods, hearing, honey, jack, joke, kitchen, moves, mutters, normal, repeats, replies, response, sake, supper, test, time, tone, walks, wife, woodworkers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 05:28 PM; by munruben

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Lobsters

Started by munruben, 29th June 2007 01:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2007 01:37 PM; by munruben

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