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  1. 22nd January 2008, 03:05 PM #1
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    Allan is a well known tappet-head around Wallan
    and the local police are sweating on him.

    He is hareing along the Wallan-Darraweit Road at
    his usual speed in his hotted up 2CV Citroen and
    gets zapped by radar.

    The cop walks up to Allan and says, "I have been
    waiting for you all day."

    Allan replied, -
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    - "I got here as fast as I could."
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    A Citroen i thought Allans car was a Rollscanardly
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    finally - a funny one
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  5. 22nd January 2008, 10:42 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    Allan is a well known tappet-head around Wallan
    and the local police are sweating on him.

    He is hareing along the Wallan-Darraweit Road at
    his usual speed in his hotted up 2CV Citroen and
    gets zapped by radar.

    The cop walks up to Allan and says, "I have been
    waiting for you all day."

    Allan replied, -
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    - "I got here as fast as I could."
    I had my wife in with me and she said to the
    cop, "Dont worry, he only speeds like that when he is drunk".

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  6. 23rd January 2008, 10:19 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ss_11000 View Post
    finally - a funny one
    where ? What ?
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