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  1. 26th May 2008, 11:39 AM #1
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    Default Lightbulb

    A man walks down the street...

    On his way, he meets a friend (Weisy?), who happens to have only one arm.

    "So, what are you up to?"

    "I'm going to change a lightbulb."

    "Won't that be difficult, with just the one arm?"

    "Shouldn't think so, I've got the receipt.
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  2. 26th May 2008, 02:51 PM #2
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    As a brilliant, highly educated, and sophisticated Queensland politician once said "Please explain?"
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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  3. 26th May 2008, 06:42 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    As a brilliant, highly educated, and sophisticated Queensland politician once said "Please explain?"
    He was going to the store to "change" the lightbulb not actually change the lighbulb in the light...Now you can laugh.
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  4. 26th May 2008, 06:44 PM #4
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    Well I got it.
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    i got it.

    the cold must be making the souterners a bit slow i recon.

    and thanks for the mention.

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    Nah, it's an age thing. You have to over a certain age to know that lights in the old days used to hang from drops
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    Well, I must be the exception. I'm in Melbourne and I'm not old.
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