Revenge Is Sweet

[Barry Hicks]

Allan, who is a very shy kind of guy, was down at his
local having a quiet drink when he saw a beautiful woman
sitting alone at the bar.

Allan gathered his courage and went over to the woman
and asked her tentatively, "Um,....would you mind if I
chatted with you for a while?"

She responded by yelling, "NO! I won't sleep with you
tonight." This got everyone's attention and Allan is
hopelessly and completely embarrassed and slinks
back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to Allan and
apologises. "You see, I am a graduate student in
psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations."

Allan looked at the woman, and at the top of his voice,
yells, "What do you mean $300?"

[rrich]

I always heard the come back was,

"I DON'T WANT TO BUY IT. I ONLY WANT TO RENT IT."

[Allan at Wallan]

I always heard the come back was,

"I DON'T WANT TO BUY IT. I ONLY WANT TO RENT IT."

At $300 I don't think I was going to come back.

Allan

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