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Romantic evening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:20 PM

allan, approached, chair, concerned, dinner, door, evening, gazing, hands, holding, husband, local, lovingly, nearby, observing, odd, pardon, quiet, replied, restaurant, romantic, slid, slide, started, suddenly, table, tactfully, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 7
Views: 2,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2013 10:24 PM; by Sturdee

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Leftovers

Started by Rodgera, 26th September 2013 10:37 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2013 10:37 AM; by Rodgera

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More to get you all groaning....

Started by MBM888, 11th September 2013 01:17 PM

bike, breakfast, drown, forgive, french, groaning, guess, kid, lord, night, pray, realized, renaissance, restaurant, serves, stole, sweatshirt, swimming, thyroid, time, toast, troubles, wearing, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2013 01:17 PM; by MBM888

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Traffic Stop

Started by Rodgera, 24th July 2013 10:23 AM

ago, burnt, car, change, corrected, driver, exclaimed, friend, friends, handed, home, license, officer, police, puzzled, replaced, restaurant, returning, speeding, stated, stop, stopped, taillight, ticket, traffic, trunk, weeks, wondering, zone

Replies: 12
Views: 1,836

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2013 03:34 PM; by rustynail

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What's For Dinner?

Started by Rodgera, 2nd January 2013 09:47 AM

clean, daughter, defrosting, dinner, dinners, disposable, dogs, extra, food, freezer, frozen, helping, home, hot, husband, item, noodles, party, prepare, refrigerator, remembers, restacked, restaurant, sauce, sauerkraut, suddenly, throw, time, tossing, volunteered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2013 09:58 AM; by tea lady

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Foot tapping....

Started by Cliff Rogers, 26th October 2012 10:23 AM

alice’s, arlo, foot, guthie’s, narration, restaurant, sounds, tapping, top, version

Replies: 11
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2012 06:19 PM; by artme

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Secret of a happy marriage

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd July 2012 10:26 AM

allan, continued, fancy, fellow, fifty, girlfriends, happy, marriage, mine, nights, restaurant, secret, week, wife, woodies

Replies: 1
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2012 11:04 AM; by wheelinround

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Dinner meeting

Started by joevan, 4th July 2012 05:47 PM

ago, answer, dinner, friends, greek, guess, italian, joevan, meeting, nice, paid, restaurant, rome, spaniard, time, tomorrow

Replies: 6
Views: 1,745

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2012 05:41 PM; by Wongo

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Mexican Restaurant

Started by fenderbelly, 13th May 2012 11:55 AM

angeles, arrives, born, check, cook, cooks, day, exasperated, faith, grape, gringos, hard, head, jews, los, mexican, mexico, orange, people, prune, realizing, replies, restaurant, returns, scattered, senor, sid, sitting, tomato, waiter

Replies: 2
Views: 1,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2012 04:48 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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My wife's birthday

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd September 2011 03:45 PM

allan, aroma, birthday, coming, heck, home, magnificent, night, passed, past, restaurant, smelled, walk, walking, wife, wifes

Replies: 6
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2011 07:29 AM; by Rodgera

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Make Sure They Get Your Name

Started by wheelinround, 6th April 2011 10:55 PM

allan, announcement, approaching, arrived, book, crowded, dismayed, heard, hostess, ignoring, inform, intercom, john, make, minutes, munruben/john, popular, ready, restaurant, seemingly, short, smiled, system, table, ten, thinking, time, wait, wallan, willette

Replies: 5
Views: 1,661

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2011 01:17 PM; by Rodgera

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Chopsticks

Started by Rodgera, 2nd April 2011 01:16 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2011 09:38 PM; by wheelinround

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Bark

Started by groverwa, 31st May 2010 05:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2010 05:39 PM; by groverwa

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A few good Senior Moments

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:57 PM

baby, couple, cream, doctor, door, elderly, feel, garage, gentleman, good, hear, hearing, hospital, ice, kitchen, moments, morris, neighbor, newborn, night, plate, remember, replied, restaurant, senior, strawberries, walked, walking, whipped, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 10:57 PM; by Calm

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Wine with Dinner

Started by Rodgera, 24th March 2010 06:24 PM

amount, bottle, brought, children, dinner, drinks, lot, meal, mom, nervous, night, piped, poured, quiet, restaurant, ritual, six-year-old, sons, taste, time, uncorking, upscale, waitress, wife, wine

Replies: 3
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 09:14 PM; by joe greiner

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Alan and his buddies go to dinner

Started by munruben, 17th February 2010 08:12 PM

accessible, age, agreed, alan, beautiful, blouses, boobs, buddies, cut, dinner, discuss, easily, eat, elevator, finally, food, low, meet, nice, ocean, peace, quiet, restaurant, selection, view, waitresss, wine

Replies: 4
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2010 05:42 PM; by K_S

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A senior Moment

Started by Ian Smith, 29th January 2010 03:02 PM

carnation, couple, dinner, eating, elderly, flower, friend, friends, gentlemen, growls, highly, kitchen, left, love, moment, nahhhh, night, offers, poppy, recommend, red, replies, restaurant, rose, senior, suggestion, table, thorns, wives, yells

Replies: 4
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2010 06:50 AM; by Grumpy John

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Trendy Restaurant

Started by Rodgera, 29th December 2009 06:31 PM

allan, eating, john, meal, menu, munruben, price, restaurant, restaurants, told, trendier, trendy, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2009 09:16 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Language problems

Started by robbo266317, 13th December 2009 08:22 AM

business, champagne, danced, dancers, day, delighted, dinner, drank, drew, evening, furniture, italian, language, luigi, manufacturing, mark, miami, nightclubs, nodded, park, pencil, picture, problems, question, restaurant, ride, sketched, spoke, table, understand

Replies: 4
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 06:57 AM; by artme

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Breakfast Out

Started by Rodgera, 9th December 2009 07:06 PM

$1.99, bacon, baked, breakfast, browns, cake, carte, cents, charge, dollars, eggs, forty-nine, hash, home, incredulously, munruben, pay, raw, replied, restaurant, shell, sounds, special, taking, toast, waitress, warned, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2009 11:33 PM; by munruben

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One for "Stirlo"

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th November 2009 07:47 PM

allan, day, father, goalie, hockey, host, local, lunch, restaurant, son, stirlo, team

Replies: 5
Views: 881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2009 10:51 AM; by fenderbelly

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Grumpy Old Man

Started by fenderbelly, 11th August 2009 05:11 PM

agitated, arrived, car, card, chided, credit, drive, elderly, entire, finally, geezer, glasses, grumpy, hat, hurried, husband, inside, leaving, left, man, minute, relief, restaurant, resumed, retrieve, return, trip, unknowingly, woman, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2009 05:46 PM; by Bluegum

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Witty Waiter

Started by Rodgera, 24th July 2009 11:20 AM

absolutely, attention, bathroom, boots, bucko, calmly, dirty, disgust, elegant, five-star, flecks, frayed, gentlemen, hall, head, hip, inside, jeans, left, marked, muddy, pay, recoiled, replied, restaurant, sign, torn, wader, waiter, witty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2009 11:20 AM; by Rodgera

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Wedding Fairy:

Started by groverwa, 22nd June 2009 10:38 PM

answered, appeared, bastards, cccc, couple, deeply, disappointed, fairies, fairy, female, grant, husband, love, magic, married, moral, opportunity, poof, remember, restaurant, romantic, story, suddenly, tiny, travel, ungrateful, wand, waved, wedding, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2009 11:17 PM; by groverwa

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Restaurant Trick

Started by joe greiner, 21st May 2009 11:10 PM

bargain, breakfasts, cheers, coffee, couple, cups, daily, friend, grits, hanks, holes, identical, joe, jon, local, maneuver, meals, night, plates, restaurant, set, stewart, swapped, tom, trick, waitress, watering, weeks, weird, whoa

Replies: 9
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2009 09:33 AM; by Woodwould

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Oldie but Goodie

Started by Dennis Millard, 30th March 2009 05:18 PM

clothes, colourless, dim, dining, dinner, doctor, fine, goodie, grabbed, half, hand, happened, lights, liquid, love, marvelous, oldie, passiionate, pour, restaurant, ripped, romantic, slipped, soft, suggested, table, thjnk, thrn, woman, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2009 05:18 PM; by Dennis Millard

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something fishy here

Started by mic-d, 27th March 2009 08:46 PM

?if, cheers, dodgy, eat, fishy, france, michael, poissoned, restaurant, seafood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2009 11:56 AM; by glenn k

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Fleeing Taliban

Started by WoodJunky, 20th October 2008 07:36 PM

afghanistan, bigger, brother, buy, cold, continue, dead, desert, desperate, distance, east, fleeing, hate, hill, hours, ice, jewish, lovely, matter, miles, muttering, restaurant, selling, shalom, staggered, stand, taliban, tie, ties, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2008 07:36 PM; by WoodJunky

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Dining Out

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd August 2008 12:04 PM

breakfast, catch, coming, cooks, dining, dinner, dreams, eye, fancy, gourmet, guy, killing, listens, meal, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, replies, restaurant, shares, stay, suspense, talk, time, wait, woman, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2008 09:59 AM; by Ozkaban

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Cafe/Bistro/Restaurant Recommendations In Melbourne

Started by Metal Head, 19th July 2008 11:39 PM

ages, appreciated2tsup, avoidwink, bistro, cafe, cafe/bistro/restaurant, cheap, cheers, eats, head, melbourne, mention, metal, mixed, recommend, recommendations, recommended, reply, restaurant, results, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2008 09:29 PM; by AlexS

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Pizza Hut's Pizzas Are Crunchier - Well in Brisbane Anyway!!

Started by Metal Head, 6th July 2008 12:16 PM

act, alive, bellbowrie, breaches, brisbane, cockroach, cockroaches, company, cooked, council, court, crunchier, fined, food, found, guilty, hinge, hut, huts, hygiene, incident, pizza, pizzas, pleaded, restaurant, restaurants, suspended, waste, yum

Replies: 3
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2008 10:14 PM; by joe greiner

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Engarish Signs

Started by wheelinround, 17th June 2008 04:33 PM

bangkok, bar, black, camping, cemetery, chambermaid, engarish, forbidden, forest, guests, hotel, invited, japan, job, ladies, leave, lobby, nairobi, office, purpose, requested, restaurant, road, rome, russian, sex, sign, signs, tokyo, women

Replies: 5
Views: 1,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 10:32 PM; by joe greiner

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Whats Your Sign

Started by wheelinround, 17th May 2008 09:19 AM

car, chicago, company, dealership, dog, door, expensive, fed, feet, fence, food, forget, front, hungry, leak, miss, office, payment, plumbers, push, restaurant, salesmen, shop, sign, stand, stuff, taxidermists, town, truck, window

Replies: 9
Views: 1,891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 11:54 PM; by tea lady

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Ray goes to Scotland.

Started by munruben, 30th March 2008 10:41 AM

beginning, blush, brogue, giggled, glasgow, heavy, heels, miss, ray, replied, restaurant, roll, rrrice, rrroast, scotland, scottish, special, suppose, waitress, wear, wheels

Replies: 1
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 11:03 AM; by wheelinround

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Que No More

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:09 PM

45-minute, busy, elderly, husband, immediately, minutes, neighbour, reservations, restaurant, seated, table, told, wait, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,012

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 12:09 AM; by joe greiner

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Cell Phone Users

Started by joe greiner, 22nd March 2008 11:21 PM

ambient, cell, conversations, dial, distance, driving, drowns, eateries, expensive, form, individual, insight, intervention, joe, lack, legal, loudly, medical, noise, noticed, phone, quiet, remarkable, resistance, restaurant, schizophrenia, social, talking, user, users

Replies: 3
Views: 1,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 01:39 PM; by Ozkaban

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Long Trip

Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2008 08:00 AM

arrived, bad, called, car, complained, couple, distance, elderly, finally, finishing, fussed, glasses, hat, highway, left, long, lunch, meal, miss, munruben, restaurant, retrieve, roadside, stopped, table, travel, trip, wife, woman, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:46 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Three Little Pigs

Started by MICKYG, 3rd March 2008 09:25 PM

1st, 2nd, 2tsup, 3rd, bill, brought, cake, chocolate, coke, cream, desert, drink, drinking, eat, home, ice, lots, meal, pasta, pig, pigs, pizza, restaurant, sprite, waiter, water, wee

Replies: 5
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 09:59 PM; by wayfarer

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Restaurant Table Finish

Started by Salt Spring, 20th November 2007 08:36 AM

advice, advise, building, dining, durable, favour, finish, finishing, forum, resistant, restaurant, return, solid, stain, table, tables, time, topic, walnut, wondering

Replies: 12
Views: 5,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2008 01:13 AM; by MacS

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FINISHING

Restaurant on the moon

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 05:16 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

allan, atmosphere, bright, calendar, closed, idea, john, lots, money, months, moon, quickly, restaurant, shop, stole, week

Replies: 44
Views: 4,960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 04:54 PM; by tea lady

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Sick, sick joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd December 2007 12:02 PM

2007, allan, bits, chinese, chunky, couple, decent, doorway, entered, finishing, fork, gutter, joke, leftovers, minutes, obliged, piece, qualify, rat, rats, replied, requires, restaurant, sick, sickest, spoon, suppose, unusual, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 12:25 PM; by echnidna

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Powder my nose

Started by Wood Butcher, 21st November 2007 08:58 AM

boy, close, excuse, girl, hanging, holds, leaps, lipstick, matters, mom, mother, nose, pee, playing, polite, powder, private, public, purse, remembers, restaurant, runs, sandbox, stepping, table, talk, told, washroom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:49 AM; by ss_11000

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Surprise surprise

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:22 AM

acting, appeared, calmly, chair, companion, dining, dinner, disappeared, door, fine, finished, firmly, husband, looked, noticed, paces, pardon, replied, restaurant, sight, slid, sliding, slowly, surprise, table, taking, unaware, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 05:29 PM; by wheelinround

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Barry and Allan dine out

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 12:41 PM

allan, barry, chicken, chinese, cookie, decided, dine, dinner, enjoying, fantastic, fortune, it.so, left, meal, night, reason, recommended, restaurant, table, watched

Replies: 6
Views: 1,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 11:17 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Glass eye

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd August 2007 08:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidentally, allan, appreciative, attractive, caught, coffee, dying, enjoying, evening, events, eye, fantastic, friendly, girl, glass, hope, invited, join, joke, meal, meet, popped, replied, restaurant, returning, single, time, tonight, worried, wow

Replies: 17
Views: 3,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

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Lobsters

Started by munruben, 29th June 2007 01:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2007 01:37 PM; by munruben

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Review of Cafetorium at WWW Vic.

Started by Felder, 23rd October 2006 02:29 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$5.20, black, brendan, btw, cafetorium, diana, exorbitant, fantastic, food, guy, ham, healthier, machinery, packed, racist, replacement, restaurant, retired, review, reviews, ross, salad, sales, sunday, supreme, tyre, ute, vic, wongo, www

Replies: 24
Views: 3,739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2006 03:44 PM; by bennylaird

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Anniversary Wishes

Started by Tikki, 6th October 2006 06:33 PM

60s, anniversary, appeared, bastards, cheers, couple, deeply, disappointed, fairies, fairy, female, husband, love, magic, married, moment, moral, opportunity, poof, remember, restaurant, romantic, story, suddenly, tikki, ungrateful, wand, waved, wife, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 06:41 PM; by ss_11000

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Cool Coffee

Started by Rodgera, 25th August 2006 07:49 PM

announced, clerk, coffee, cool, cubes, cup, delay, drink, drive-thru, fast-food, finally, frustrated, ice, melting, pulled, quickly, restaurant, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2006 07:49 PM; by Rodgera

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The Poor Tailor and the French Restaurant

Started by Rodgera, 14th May 2006 09:43 AM

abraham, added, coins, compensated, day, deserve, eating, food, french, hand, inside, judge, kitchen, manager, money, pay, paying, pocket, poor, providing, rattled, replied, restaurant, shop, sits, smell, smells, sound, stuck, tailor

Replies: 0
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2006 09:43 AM; by Rodgera

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