Restaurant on the moon

[Allan at Wallan]

John had the bright idea he would open a restaurant
on the moon and make lots of money quickly.

He closed up shop after only one week
... there was no atmosphere in the place.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Brickie]

You need a hobby, try woodwork..

[tea lady]

As a comedian you make a good wood worker. Not that I've seen your woodwork.

[Calm]

With the retirement of GROGGY as moderator i think we should start a campaign to get John, Alan & Barry promoted to moderator or even super mods.

[Brickie]

With the retirement of GROGGY as moderator i think we should start a campaign to get John, Alan & Barry promoted to moderator or even super mods.

Maybe I should start a poll about the so called "jokes"

Lovem
Hatem
Kill those that post stupid non funny childish jokes.
I want to have children to those that post the childish jokes.
Im a child and love them.

[tea lady]

Having John, Allan and Barry as moderators seems a bit like foxes and chicken houses to me.

[Calm]

Having John, Allan and Barry as moderators seems a bit like foxes and chicken houses to me.

I thought of adding you to the list Tea lady but you would have to promise not to drink coffee again

[Allan at Wallan]

I thought of adding you to the list Tea lady but you would have to promise not to drink coffee again

I invited Tea Lady to have a coffee at my place.
She said, "This coffee tastes like dirt".
I replied, "It should, it was ground this morning".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Barry Hicks]

Brickie, from your caustic comments I can see you are obviously a connoisseur of jokes.

How about leading by example and posting a funny joke so we can all have a laugh? Please, don't try to match your now famous cat joke as my ribs have yet to heal properly.

[tea lady]

Yes. Someone please post a funny joke. We would all like to be reminded of what one looks like!

P.S. Do you guys actually do any wood work or just spend all day on the computer?

[echnidna]

yes

[Allan at Wallan]

Yes. Someone please post a funny joke. We would all like to be reminded of what one looks like!

P.S. Do you guys actually do any wood work or just spend all day on the computer?

Happy to read any of your jokes should you wish
to submit any and would be delighted to rate them.

In the meantime - if you don't like water think twice
before jumping into the pool.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Calm]

wot echnidna said

[tea lady]

OOOOOOH! Touchie.

I don't do jokes. Only witty rejoinders.
(and grinning smiles)

[Barry Hicks]

Witty? I am looking foward to seeing one.