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    Default Sick, sick joke

    A Chinese man was just finishing up work in his restaurant
    when a rat came through the doorway and asked him for
    a fork. The Chinese man obliged.

    Two minutes later another rat entered and also asked for
    a fork. This seemed quite unusual but again the man obliged.

    A couple of minutes later another rat entered. The man
    asked, "I suppose you are after a fork too?"

    The rat said, "No, I need a spoon".

    The Chinese man asked why and the rat replied,
    "Someone came out of your restaurant and was sick in
    the gutter. The other two rats got the chunky bits but
    I can still get some leftovers with the spoon".

    (This should qualify as the sickest joke of 2007)

    Allan

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    I'd have told the blighter to go & use his tongue.
    Cliff.
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    Allan thank goodness LOML does all the chinese cooking at home
    I have to remind her though she must gag them first other wise people are going to hear them screaming

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    sounds like a rat's ring recipe
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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