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Duz tha speak Yorkshire

Started by fenderbelly, 21st June 2011 04:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apologises, assures, blood, calls, cat, chemist, cream, decides, dies, dog, duz, engraved, gold, headstone, jeweller, lad, left, mason, ready, speak, statue, stone, takes, tha, thin, vet, widower, yorkshire, yorkshireman, yorkshiremans

Replies: 19
Views: 3,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2019 04:32 AM; by keithmart

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JOKES

Golf with a twist

Started by Barterbuilt, 13th June 2013 10:05 AM

###, blokes, couple, day, decides, fairway, fella, golf, half, holes, incredibly, ladies, mate, mistress, play, playing, slow, stroll, twist, wife, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2013 10:05 AM; by Barterbuilt

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DIY Window Security film

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 30th July 2012 11:20 PM

block, break, cheers, decides, diy, door, film, glass, ideally, lot, mail, money, paul, property, read, recommendations, renovateforum.com, rented, reply, screen, secure, security, sliding, spend, stop, thread, window, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2012 11:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

to become true Australian

Started by wheelinround, 20th June 2010 04:11 PM

aussie, australian, bull-####, bulls, bum, chinese, customs, day, decides, door, drink, drinking, drive-way, front, glass, head, hell, hens, hold, interrupt, learn, listen, mate, neighbourhood, piss, pissing, replied, running, true, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2010 10:32 PM; by munruben

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Structural/Plumbing; I need advice please!

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 5th March 2010 05:20 AM

100mm, 150mm, 75mm, advice, assures, bottom, decides, desire, drain, engineer, floor, ground, job, leaves, level, middle, not-so-structurally, pipe, pipes, plumber, qualified, read, refreshed, run, shonky, slab, structural, thickness, thread, traps

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2010 05:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Hell and Australians

Started by Calm, 30th September 2009 10:12 PM

aussie, aussies, australians, blokes, bruce, change, decides, devil, die, enjoying, fix, gonna, hanging, heat, hell, hits, icicles, idea, kev, laughing, love, mate, miserable, night, residents, scheming, screams, storms, thinking, time

Replies: 1
Views: 987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2009 12:10 AM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

premiership.

Started by groverwa, 28th June 2009 05:10 PM

beer, blokes, cries, dave, day, decides, devil, drinking, enjoying, frustrated, grins, happy, heat, hell, hell.the, home, hundred, johnno, kinda, love, miserable, nice, pair, plan, premiership, reminds, stops, surprise, temperature, weather

Replies: 2
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2009 08:49 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

+Buyers' expectations and sellers' obligations in multi-item sales of goods

Started by Rocker, 18th May 2009 07:42 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accusing, allowed, basis, buyer, buyers, decides, decision, deposit, direct, dishonesty, expectation, expectations, forum, friend, goods, grounds, item, messages, multi-item, multiitem, necessarily, obligations, potential, purchase, sales, sell, seller, sellers, suggest, temporarily

Replies: 26
Views: 3,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2009 10:41 PM; by Calm

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Robot barman

Started by wheelinround, 12th June 2009 04:30 PM

bar, barman, decides, drink, err, gonna, heads, holdens, immediately, impressed, kevin, league, leaves, mac, nicky, perfectly, prepared, racing, real, replies, robot, serves, slowly, starts, talking, test, time, vote, watson, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 03:34 PM; by Ozkaban

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blonde again

Started by texx, 16th January 2009 08:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blonde, bloody, boy, decides, field, fun, goalie, here.he, job, kids, know.she, notices, pity, play, running, speak, standing, stay, takes, teacher

Replies: 15
Views: 3,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2009 09:54 PM; by ficfac

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JOKES

Daffodils in jam

Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 07:56 PM

birthday, bite, bought, cage, daffodils, decides, drove, garden, hamster, home, hours, jam, layer, makes, mixture, nice, owner, owners, pet, pet-shop, recipe, shop, smears, son, store, sugar, takes, unsuprisingly, water, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2008 06:31 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

The minister

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:00 PM

annoyed, breath, brings, cleanse, coughing, decides, drunk, drunks, fell, finally, found, gasping, head, holds, jesus, mend, minister, minute, obstinate, ocean, pulls, pushes, shoves, straight, surface, time, walking, water, worse, yells

Replies: 8
Views: 1,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 06:39 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

"Daddy, what is sex?"

Started by Rodgera, 11th May 2008 11:58 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:50 AM; by DavidG

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JOKES

Unfair dismissal?

Started by jerryc, 24th April 2008 02:33 PM

brothel, building, decide, decides, dismissal, english, forced, investigate, jerry, left, paper, policeman, prostitute, resign, sex, unfair, war

Replies: 7
Views: 1,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 01:11 AM; by manoftalent

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

When you have to go !!!

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd April 2008 11:41 AM

alley, american, blessing, bobby, call, comfortable, decent, decides, delivery, embassy, english, enters, feels, fellow, follow, french, gate, grass, hedges, hospitality, lawns, leads, london, policemans, public, relieves, replied, restroom, sir, whiz

Replies: 3
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 06:16 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Which Airline?

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th January 2008 07:47 AM

air, airline, airport, attractive, bar, beautiful, busy, decides, delivers, departures, expectations, forward, france, gob-smacked, guy, leans, line, malaysian, motto, puzzled, qantas, sits, sitting, smile, stares, table, time, undeterred, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 07:47 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Swimming

Started by MICKYG, 26th December 2007 08:32 PM

alligators, announces, asshole, bargain, breath, catches, cheer, crowd, daughter, day, dear, decides, dollars, fantastic, finally, guy, huge, impressed, incredible, listen, million, millionaire, money, party, pool, pushed, single, swimming, throw, unharmed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2007 10:15 PM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

Paddy

Started by fenderbelly, 30th November 2007 05:06 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 05:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Cake or bed (one for the mob from Venus)

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th October 2007 09:14 AM

bed, cake, decides, door, fix, fixed, forehead, fridge, hall, home, honey, house, husband, light, mob, nice, notices, offered, pub, repairs, replied, sort, steps, told, treated, venus, walks, wife, written, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2007 09:14 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Never mix women with fishing (US style)

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th September 2007 06:34 PM

assault, boat, book, charged, day, decides, equipment, fishing, game, informes, left, maam, mix, moment, morning, nap, nice, officer, pulls, reading, restricted, sexual, start, style, touched, true, warden, woman, women, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2007 06:34 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Nuts

Started by Black Ned, 29th August 2007 10:15 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 09:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Airline manners

Started by munruben, 28th August 2007 02:03 PM

airline, approach, attendant, burly, cheeky, coffee, coke, create, decides, earth, flight, fly”, forgetfulness, grabbed, guards, guy, hurtling, i’ll, manners, moment, parrot, parrot’s, party”, pretty, scene, security, tea, victorian, “i’ve, “you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Billy and Mary

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th August 2007 07:50 AM

bigger, billy, cute, decides, door, jones, kids, live, lucky, married, mary, marys, money, pair, pink, plan, play, pocket, pool, real, replies, tickled, y.o

Replies: 0
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 07:50 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

An oldie revisited

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2007 05:17 AM

age, ago, beans, bones, bring, catches, close, damn, deal, decides, figures, fool, furious, heading, hop, hour, knowledge, leopard, mess, monkey, moral, oldie, poodle, protection, revisited, speed, spills, story, strikes, trade

Replies: 0
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 05:17 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

A Kiwi in Oz

Started by Eddie Jones, 8th February 2007 11:47 AM

amazed, chip, chips, chups, constant, decides, elocution, english, explains, fish, fush, hardware, hell, kiwi, lessons, months, perfect, picked, pom, practice, propperer, seas, sez, shop, shopkeeper, sick, south, speak, sydney, talk

Replies: 5
Views: 2,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2007 10:51 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

revenge

Started by durwood, 5th December 2006 07:26 PM

aussie, bar, bartender, bunnings, burly, chop, crowbar, decides, floor, floor.the, half, head, hits, hour, japan, judo, karate, knocking, knocks, korea, leaves, mate, neck, revenge, sitting, smacks, sydney, wakes, walks, yank

Replies: 1
Views: 1,755

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2006 04:37 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Slow Golf

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th July 2006 10:22 PM

bit, boss, complained, decides, determined, excellent, finish, fired, game, golf, head, held, joe, ladies, mistress, phil, play, playing, preparing, round, shook, short, slow, speed, started, stopped, wife, women, world, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2006 10:32 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Computer Woes

Started by dazzler, 12th July 2006 08:50 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

air, anyoneo, cheers, chip, cleaned, cliff, compressed, dazzler, decides, dust, fan, finned, gettting, hardware, hey, hot, ice, inside, itself.mad, keyboard, loooooong, low, mind, pressure, reboot, shot, software, stay, tassie, woes

Replies: 34
Views: 3,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2006 11:01 AM; by felixe

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The photo

Started by silentC, 27th June 2006 10:03 AM

answers, bedside, boyfriend, brother, continues, dad, decides, demands, ear, ex-husband, fred, girlfriend, hell, hoping, imagining, inquires, love, nervously, nibbling, night, notices, photo, reassured, replies, silly, snuggling, staring, surgery, table, thought;

Replies: 5
Views: 1,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2006 08:24 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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JOKES

Inventions & marketing

Started by soundman, 16th May 2006 05:20 PM

bottle, bucket, call, carton, decides, farton, folding, fottle, guru, idea, invention, inventions, inventor, marketing, unusual, welll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 05:20 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

Ponting - Australian or Un-Australian

Started by redwood, 26th January 2006 03:46 PM

anzac, aussie, australia, australian, beers, captain, country, cricket, day, decides, forget, hmmm, kick, leading, magnificent, makes, ponting, punt, ricky, team, typical, un-australian, unaustralian, wonderconfused

Replies: 12
Views: 2,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2006 10:47 PM; by redwood

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Important Message For The Pope

Started by DPB, 20th October 2005 03:48 PM

1981, 2005, ashes, australia, champions, charles, crown, crowned, decides, died, europe, european, future, important, liverpool, lost, married, message, pope, prince, re-marry, warn, wins

Replies: 2
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2005 02:16 PM; by Wongo

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JOKES

The tourist

Started by Breslauer, 19th August 2005 05:49 AM

american, appropriately, beds, bloom, bobby, british, call, decides, delivery, embassy, enters, flowers, follow, french, gate, gorgeous, hedges, hospitality, huge, lane, leads, london, public, relieve, relieved, replied, restroom, sir, tourist, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 05:49 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

prizewinner?

Started by journeyman Mick, 5th June 2005 05:51 PM

answered, bears, bottom, child, children, decides, dewy, eek, eyed, father, guys, love, mad, medium, mick, middle, morning, night, passionate, pick, pretty, prize, prizewinner, shelf, shes, stays, teddy, thinking, top, touch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2005 05:51 PM; by journeyman Mick

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JOKES

The Parrot

Started by OtakiriLad, 7th May 2005 07:16 PM

$100, advice, beak, bird, bump, careful, dead, decides, drink, drown, enquires, ex-parrot, fancier, file, guy, hell, hook, owner, owns, parrot, parrots, pet, shop, street, talking, talks, time, told, vice, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2005 07:16 PM; by OtakiriLad

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JOKES

The Aussie Way

Started by doublejay, 8th April 2005 10:15 PM

abc, aussie, bar, bartender, bunnings, burly, chop, crowbar, decides, floor, guy, half, head, hits, hour, huge, japan, judo, karate, knocking, knocks, leaves, neck, passes, sitting, smacks, sydney, wakes, walks, yank

Replies: 1
Views: 2,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2005 10:02 PM; by ribot

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JOKES

Advice from Children

Started by simon c, 22nd March 2005 09:15 AM

advice, age, boys, buy, call, children, columns, craig, date, day, dead, decides, eighteen, kids, kiss, law, lot, married, marry, newspapers, pam, people, person, play, rich, single, sports, wife, world, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2005 09:15 AM; by simon c

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JOKES

Poll: Aussie Woodwork Forum Decides Which Handplanes are the Best!

Started by NewLou, 27th October 2004 12:04 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, allegiances, aussie, beauty, decides, feel, force, forgot, forum, free, functionality, generations, gordon, groans, guide, handplanes, hear, hnt, lie, love, mention, past, post, purchases, range, style, thread, true, woodwork, yeah

Replies: 42
Views: 10,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2005 04:10 PM; by LineLefty

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POLLS

What's for Dinner Dad?

Started by silentC, 21st January 2005 04:15 PM

asrehole, boy, brings, calls, clean, dad, daughter, decides, deer, dinner, eat, eaters, eating, f%@king, fussy, hint, home, hunter, jimmy, kids, kills, meat, mother, replies, screams, serve, start

Replies: 1
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2005 04:26 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

Sales and Marketing

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:38 PM

america, arnold, ass, attorney, bed, breast, calls, climb, decides, fantastic, friend, friends, grabs, gropes, guy, handsome, houses, marketing, offended, party, passing, realize, sales, satisfy, schwarzenegger, shout, straighten, support, tech, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2005 08:38 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

Poll: Australia Decides

Started by Grunt, 3rd October 2004 08:43 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

australia, bums, close, count, decides, iternerant, poll, polls, saturday, time, vote

Replies: 63
Views: 9,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2004 09:38 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
POLLS

Nesting Instinct gone wrong

Started by LineLefty, 24th August 2004 07:16 PM

$35, $45, 38.5, bunnings, buys, decides, hour, ikea, infinite, instinct, nesting, nursery, paint, pregnant, primer, read, shelf, simple, swmbo, weeks, white, wisdome, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 3,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2004 01:42 PM; by outback

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A Woodies Yarn

Blonde again

Started by Bob Willson, 30th March 2004 06:46 PM

agrees, bad, blonde, boss, breaks, call, chance, check, crying, day, decides, died, horrible, hours, hysterically, judi, matter, mind, morning, mum, office, pass, received, replies, rushes, sister, sympathetically, tears, usual, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,801

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 06:46 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Sunday Golf

Started by silentC, 20th January 2004 09:06 AM

495, ball, boss, bump, calls, decides, disbelief, drives, empty, feels, god, golf, golfing, guess, heaven, hole, hours, morning, peter, priest, saint, sick, sunday, swing, takes, wakes, watches, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2004 09:06 AM; by silentC

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JOKES

SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy)

Started by Driver, 12th May 2003 11:10 PM

afterglow, age, apartment, bears, beauty, bottom, clothes, decides, guy, hot, impressed, intense, kiss, love, lying, mention, night, passion, prize, rip, rolls, scroll, sensitive, shelf, smiling, snag, steamy, surprised, teddy, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2003 06:52 PM; by waco

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JOKES

Alternitives to wooden flooring ?

Started by sean@oz, 6th August 2003 11:10 PM

140kg, alternitives, carpet, decide, decides, definetly, diffirence, dirt, experience, fashion, finally, floor, flooring, idea, ideas, layed, runing, set, shed, sheet, sheeting, sheets, shop, sizes, table, tounge, type, wgt, wood, wooden

Replies: 7
Views: 6,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2003 03:19 PM; by journeyman Mick

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FLOORING

from the mouths of babes

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:47 PM

age, babes, boys, call, columns, date, day, dead, decides, favourite, home, kelvin, kids, kiss, law, marriage, married, marry, mouths, pam, people, person, play, pretty, rich, ricky, run, single, sports, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2002 10:40 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Ever been short changed ?

Started by Eastie, 7th June 2002 03:53 PM

$10, $27, $29, $30, 2002.], 27+, boy, bus, changed, decides, dollar, dollars, eastie, edited, effectively, hands, hotel, june, ladies, lady, manager, message, minutes, paid, pocketed, rate, realises, short, ten, [this

Replies: 5
Views: 1,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2002 09:39 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

A rare condition

Started by AlexS, 1st March 2002 11:12 PM

bad, class, condition, crazy, decides, disturbed, drive, feeling, gently, legs, minutes, orgasm, pass, pepper, plane, rare, replies, riding, sending, signals, sir, sneeze, sneezes, takes, taking, times, tissue, wiped, wipes, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2002 11:12 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

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