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27th June 2006, 10:03 AM #1
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The photo
After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a month or so he begins to obsess about it; even imagining the photo is staring at him during sex. It's causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask about it.
"Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery.""I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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27th June 2006, 10:15 AM #2
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cripes :eek::eek::eek:
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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27th June 2006, 10:23 AM #3
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27th June 2006, 10:35 AM #4
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:eek::eek::eek:
Originally Posted by Wongo
Could see it coming.
Well that should've been a deadset giveaway without needing to quiz about the photo!!
:eek::eek::eek:
Almost orange........
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27th June 2006, 07:27 PM #5
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lol
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27th June 2006, 08:24 PM #6
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Swine! Originally Posted by silentC
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