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Hello from Alberta Canada

Started by Cold Guy, 29th June 2014 11:53 PM

ago, alberta, auckland, canada, carpenter, exception, family, gaining, hand, imposing, introduction, kiwi, lathe, level, months, moved, post, posting, proficiency, progressively, question, slowly, students, tools, town, trips, visiting, wife, wood, woodworking

Replies: 14
Views: 3,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2014 07:00 AM; by splinters041

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

No more Politically incorrect jokes

Started by dadpad, 27th June 2014 11:51 AM

african, argentinean, bouncer, buddhist, bulgarian, canadian, club, ethnic, finn, greek, hindu, incorrect, israeli, italian, jokes, kiwi, libyan, muslim, night, norwegian, politically, racial, romanian, russian, serb, singaporean, swede, swiss, thai, wait

Replies: 2
Views: 1,838

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2014 05:43 PM; by Rodgera

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Sometimes you can be sooo lucky

Started by SAISAY, 14th April 2013 09:18 PM

250, afford, asparagus, bag, banana, bowl, brussel, bunches, called, cherry, chilies, flat, forget, fresh, fruit, home, kiwi, lavish, lucky, meal, mushrooms, pears, salad, sooo, sprouts, stuffed, time, tomatoes, totally, veg

Replies: 8
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2013 10:46 PM; by Bushmiller

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ah Yeah G'Day howzitgoingalright?

Started by kiwikeitho, 12th January 2012 08:17 AM

action, aye, fullas, gander, gday, house, howzitgoingalright, ideas, kiwi, learn, missus, plans, popping, putting, reckon, squiz, start, stuff, time, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2012 11:42 PM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

G'day from WA

Started by blacksmith, 12th July 2011 11:11 AM

ago.almost, blacksmith, gday, kiwi, live, nannup, ozzie, roll

Replies: 2
Views: 914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2011 04:11 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A kiwi snuck in

Started by jIMBOGeorge, 4th February 2011 08:38 PM

advice, ago, anton, buzzer, cheers, class, crack, dad, diy, forward, furniture, garage, inherited, kiwi, larger, lookng, moved, pretty, ready, recently, school, signed, snuck, table, tanner, terrorists, usual, wife, woodwork, woodworking

Replies: 11
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2011 08:39 PM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Kiwi Guy

Started by CruisinZ, 19th September 2010 05:40 PM

2tsup, allowed, appreciated, cars, centres, change, cheers, classic, cycles, david, feedback, found, gday, guy, hobbyist, keen, kit, kiwi, lathe, learn, lifestyle, model, modelling, motor, options, past, persue, released, site, times

Replies: 5
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2010 08:57 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Heading to Hollywood

Started by wheelinround, 5th March 2010 08:29 AM

2tsup, ben, blog, day, denver, heading, hollywood, kiwi, nice, playing, quiet, ray, reader, regualr, shed, shoot, star, stu, stu's, stus, understand, venture, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2010 08:29 AM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

G'day from the deep south

Started by vcearl, 9th November 2009 06:57 PM

advice, care, craig, deep, dunedin, forward, found, future, gday, hey, info, join, kiwi, posts, site, solve, south, south-, students, teacher, tech

Replies: 5
Views: 892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2009 09:48 PM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Kiwi's... Gotta luv 'em

Started by Grumpy John, 15th November 2008 05:40 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2008 12:25 PM; by RETIRED

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National Elections

Started by masoth, 10th November 2008 10:21 PM

coalition, contribute, countries, country, description, elect, elected, elections, electoral, electors, govern, governing, governments, insteresting, kiwi, listened, local, national, osoth, party, process, representative;, simplification, thier, votes, wireless, zealand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2008 10:21 PM; by masoth

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Globalisation

Started by Barry_White, 24th September 2008 09:08 AM

american, answer, assembled, australian, bangladeshi, bill, brazilian, chips, computer, definition, doctor, freeloaders, friends, gatess, globalisation, hijacked, indonesians, kiwi, maltese, medicines, monitor, princess, question, reading, taiwanese, technology, truck-drivers, trucked, unloaded, wharfies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2008 09:43 PM; by Carry Pine

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Why Aussies love Kiwis

Started by gawdelpus, 25th August 2008 11:37 PM

aussies, australian, bloke, blonde, bright, cheek, dark, fondled, girl, grope, groped, guy, hand, kiwi, kiwis, lady, love, missed, print, red, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, swiss, train, travelling, tunnel, wait

Replies: 2
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2008 09:05 PM; by Claw Hama

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Does This Mean the Kiwi's Will Stop Coming Here?

Started by Metal Head, 11th June 2008 08:51 PM

auckland, australias, brisbane, cities, coming, commerce, economic, education, environmental, health, index, kiwi, list, live, liveable, melbourne, people, perth, political, president, public, ranked, safety, social, stop, surprised, sydney, top, transport, wellington

Replies: 11
Views: 2,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2008 02:00 AM; by Woodlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Moved: A Different Kiwi

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th June 2008 06:37 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2008 05:40 PM; by Barry Hicks

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kiwi

Started by weisyboy, 13th June 2008 08:22 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2008 11:36 AM; by weisyboy

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Drinking games

Started by wayfarer, 30th March 2008 12:39 PM

african, africans, air, astonished, australian, barman, beer, bloody, cool, drink, drinking, drinks, games, glass, glasses, gun, kiwi, kiwis, koala, mate, noo, picks, pieces, pulls, sand, shoots, south, strailya, throws, zulland

Replies: 1
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Kiwi's

Started by wheelinround, 22nd December 2007 02:18 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 02:18 PM; by wheelinround

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New Australian's

Started by wheelinround, 13th November 2007 04:58 AM

arrives, australia, australian, australians, country, east, finally, free, giving, hand, housing, kiwi, lady, lebanese, letting, middle, nice, passer-by, person, puzzled, russian, shakes, shrugs, stops, street, suspiciously, walking, watch, wonderful, zealand

Replies: 3
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:19 PM; by Wongo

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How to get out of a ticket Kiwi style

Started by NCArcher, 7th August 2007 01:16 PM

.pdf, 2tsup, bit, brilliant, files, fit, kiwi, letter, multiple, piece, restrictions, size, split, style, ticket, writing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 04:03 PM; by MurrayD99

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A train story

Started by watson, 19th July 2007 05:29 PM

australian, bloke, blonde, bright, cheek, dark, emerges, fondled, giggle, girl, grope, groped, guy, hand, kiwi, lady, missed, print, red, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, story, swiss, top, train, tunnel, wait

Replies: 10
Views: 2,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2007 04:43 PM; by DaveInOz

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Kiwi joke

Started by munruben, 12th July 2007 11:10 AM

begin, broadcast, carlos, chance, crying, dejected, disheartened, eventually, feet, fufteen, global, guv, helen, hum, joke, ken, kiwi, kiwis, media, perplexed, reading, sigh, siven, starts, stupid, thunk, wave, world, yell

Replies: 5
Views: 2,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2007 07:13 PM; by fred.n

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Who duunit?

Started by outback, 8th July 2007 11:54 AM

alps, australian, bloke, blonde, breasts, cheek, dark, duunit, emerges, fondled, girl, greek, grope, groped, guy, kiwi, lady, missed, sitting, slap, slapped, smack, speaks, swiss, train, travelling, tunnel, wait

Replies: 4
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2007 10:14 AM; by Tonyz

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Kiwi (YouTube.com video)

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 8th April 2007 09:47 PM

cry, kiwi, laugh, spotted, video, youtube.com, youtubecom

Replies: 6
Views: 2,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2007 03:26 PM; by rrich

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A Kiwi in Oz

Started by Eddie Jones, 8th February 2007 11:47 AM

amazed, chip, chips, chups, constant, decides, elocution, english, explains, fish, fush, hardware, hell, kiwi, lessons, months, perfect, picked, pom, practice, propperer, seas, sez, shop, shopkeeper, sick, south, speak, sydney, talk

Replies: 5
Views: 2,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2007 10:51 PM; by pawnhead

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A Kiwi in Brisbane

Started by OtakiriLad, 25th January 2007 10:53 PM

31st, august, brisbane, home, kiwi, transferred

Replies: 11
Views: 1,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2007 03:08 PM; by MurrayD99

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An oldy

Started by namtrak, 18th January 2007 10:24 AM

annual, canning, cook, direction, event, hear, kiwi, oldy, route, stock

Replies: 1
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2007 08:32 AM; by rtfarty

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Question For The Kiwi's

Started by echnidna, 28th May 2006 03:52 PM

accounts, aussie, australia, bank, buy, deposits, internet, kiwi, kiwis, paypal, popular, question, stuff

Replies: 7
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2006 08:57 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Drivers Licence And Privacy Act

Started by echnidna, 23rd May 2006 11:13 AM

act, adelaide, aussie, box, canadian, check, city, click, country, drivers, english, enter, file, kiwi, leave, licence, license, marked, mine, note, picture, privacy, remove, removed, scary, screen, select, suggest, was;, website

Replies: 5
Views: 4,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 07:41 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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JOKES

How to sing the Blues

Started by Andy Mac, 3rd April 2006 11:19 PM

bad, baldness, beverages, blind, blues, breaking, broken-down, chair, cheap, city, death, die, ditch, fixin, kiwi, leg, male, matter, meanest, memphis, names, pattern, shoot, sing, stuck, town, water, whiskey, willie, woman

Replies: 11
Views: 2,876

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2006 10:29 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Apoligies to Kiwi's but....

Started by bennylaird, 27th September 2005 11:24 AM

apoligies, breaks, carlos, chence, dejected, disheartened, eventually, feet, fufteen, guv, helen, hum, ken, kiwi, kiwis, minute, ninety, pandemonium, perplexed, scream, sigh, sivven, stadium, stamp, starts, stupid, wave, world

Replies: 14
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2005 09:57 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

Canadian Kiwi joke

Started by Trav, 15th August 2005 06:12 PM

animals, australian, bar, barman, bartender, bloke, boys, canada, canadian, drive, expecting, grins, guy, hick, joke, kiwi, kiwis, mount, shandy, sitting, taxi, taxidermist, tixi, tixidermist, visitor, walks, yells, zealand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2005 06:12 PM; by Trav

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Dancing with Dingos.

Started by Coldamus, 28th May 2005 10:10 PM

american, beating, birthday, bit, blow, choosing, dancing, dingos, doggy, feeling, fella, friend, girl, guy, hate, idea, kiwi, kiwis, love, pair, plastic, reckon, retaliating, ribbing, rugby, sheep, stress, thongs, upset, worries

Replies: 9
Views: 1,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2005 04:52 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

kiwi male?

Started by goat, 5th May 2005 09:49 PM

arm, bed, bedroom, headache, kiwi, lying, male, pig, reading, replies, sex, sheep, talking, walks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 09:49 PM; by goat

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Star Wars - Kiwi Remake

Started by silentC, 15th April 2005 03:32 PM

ago, fans, kiwi, remake, reminded, star, started, stumbled, surprised, wars

Replies: 2
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2005 04:02 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The betting game

Started by Driver, 9th March 2005 01:47 PM

$500, answer, aussie, aussies, betting, bill, declines, finally, five-dollar, fun, game, hands, hill, hour, kiwi, legs, pay, play, politely, pulls, question, reaches, references, searches, searching, sleep, takes, wakes, wallet, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2005 06:08 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Another Jet Engine Fanatic

Started by Wayne Davy, 4th August 2004 10:27 PM

amazing, bit, btw, builder, engine, enjoy, fanatic, homemade, jet, kiwi, link, scary, stuff, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 2,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2004 02:21 AM; by gatiep

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How to speak Kiwi

Started by bob w, 31st July 2004 12:00 AM

attached, bob, eek, fairly, file, hope, kiwi, laugh, speak

Replies: 0
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2004 12:00 AM; by bob w

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JOKES

Kiwi Bricklayer

Started by Geoff Sims, 15th October 2002 01:17 AM

$accident, approximately, barrel, bricklayer, bricks, broken, building, descent, explains, floor, form, found, fractured, ground, hand, kiwi, lay, legs, lower, mind, pile, presence, pulley, rapid, report, rope, slightly, vicinity, weighed, weight$

Replies: 2
Views: 1,725

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 11:52 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

Kiwi's + one extra

Started by Gino, 2nd September 2001 11:23 PM

amejen, avocado, bank, bitten, bug, bun, button, cardeau, cheney, chuck, creatures, cult, day, ear, easy, exercise, extra, hut, insect, kiwi, marine, news, pasta, popular, poultry, recording, staff, type, visualise, vomit

Replies: 6
Views: 2,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2001 11:03 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Test tickets.

Started by RETIRED, 1st September 2001 08:23 PM

bad, balls, bastards, black, bumps, cancer, christ, cut, doctor, examine, examines, expatriate, fast, fix, hev, hum, kiwi, living, pommie, remove, test, testicles, tickets, trouble, werimu, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2001 08:23 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

You'll like this one

Started by Gino, 20th July 2001 12:05 AM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2001 11:50 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Tinting wax

Started by Mark Woodward, 11th April 2000 11:29 PM

add, anticlimax, apparently, bit, carnauba, cheers, colour, finger, finish, hear, heard, kiwi, liquid, mark, match, polish, rod, shoe, sounds, tinting, tips, type, wax, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 2,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2000 09:26 AM; by ubeaut

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HINTS & TIPS

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