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speeding offences

Started by mark david, 11th March 2015 03:28 PM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

Replies: 111
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Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2015 07:43 AM; by AlexS

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Speeding Ticket

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2014 04:09 PM

83-year-old, forgot, officer, patrol, speeding, stating, talked, ticket, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2014 04:09 PM; by Rodgera

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What a Joke

Started by smidsy, 23rd December 2013 10:06 PM

$1500, $700, 2048, 81/60, admits, cannibis, car, caught, charges, court, crashes, day, driving, dui, evade, evasion, fine, fines, guess, including, joke, legal, means, openly, range, rbt, speeding, tonight, unlicensed, watch

Replies: 3
Views: 2,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2013 01:51 PM; by Timless Timber

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Traffic Stop

Started by Rodgera, 24th July 2013 10:23 AM

ago, burnt, car, change, corrected, driver, exclaimed, friend, friends, handed, home, license, officer, police, puzzled, replaced, restaurant, returning, speeding, stated, stop, stopped, taillight, ticket, traffic, trunk, weeks, wondering, zone

Replies: 12
Views: 1,792

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2013 03:34 PM; by rustynail

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Pulled over for speeding.....and then some

Started by MBM888, 19th April 2013 04:27 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2013 11:07 PM; by hp8

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New radar for speeding drivers

Started by Malibu, 29th January 2013 05:46 PM

1947, article, camera, cleaning, cost, designed, detectors, drivers, edition, flicked, form, found, front, hobbies, magazines, minute, naturally, radar, radio, raising, reduce, revenue, september, speeding, stick, sum, toll, wait, wink, workshop

Replies: 2
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2013 06:55 PM; by A Duke

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No wonder

Started by jow104, 9th December 2010 06:43 PM

adelaide, australia, bbc, cricket, fined, kevin, locked, obvioulsy, pietersen, runs, saved, speeding, sport

Replies: 2
Views: 946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2010 07:13 PM; by silentC

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Barry and Allan again

Started by munruben, 19th April 2010 09:25 PM

allan, barry, brakes, car, cart, driver, driving, field, filled, jammed, left, lord, narrow, oncoming, path, road, speeding, swerved, timber, time, wallan

Replies: 4
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2010 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Good - Better - Best

Started by DJ’s Timber, 6th March 2010 07:21 PM

$160, ball, book, car, closed, flipping, good, handcuffs, hard, hed, laughing, mailed, patrol, photo, picture, police, policeman, pulled, radar, realized, road, sell, sign, smiled, speeding, start, ticket, walked, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 07:51 PM; by popawisky

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Escaping traffic infringement

Started by glenn k, 21st November 2009 03:56 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

10-15, add, booked, boy, camera, caught, driving, escaping, fines, infringement, miniutes, mobile, past, people, phone, pissed, records, road, rubbish, silly, solicitor, speeding, traffic, victoria, writing

Replies: 46
Views: 9,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2009 09:07 AM; by Gingermick

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The Ranks of a Hospital

Started by wheelinround, 15th October 2009 05:34 PM

ammunition, bound, buildings, bullet, dog, engine, faster, glance, god, hospital, leap, leaps, medical, nurse, paddles, powerful, ranks, recognizes, run, runs, short, single, speeding, student, switch, talks, train, walks, walls, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 09:29 AM; by artme

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Blonde joke #3

Started by Rum Pig, 15th October 2009 11:09 AM

act, blonde, expect, guys, huff, joke, license, nicely, officer, police, replied, speeding, stops, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 11:09 AM; by Rum Pig

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Can Swerving Avoid Speed Camera Capture?

Started by Metal Head, 11th August 2009 01:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aka, avoid, avoided, bend, bends, blue, camera, capture, car, catch, cheers, deviating, dizzyd, fine, fine2tsupdoh, hill/mountain, leading, line, melbourne, northern, personnel, police, sick, speed, speeding, steep, straight, suburbs, swerving

Replies: 28
Views: 3,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2009 10:16 PM; by Chris Parks

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Confused Stress with my painter.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th June 2009 11:10 PM

brush, call, collect, confused, day, days, drove, fair, happened, hour, law, leave, mark, painter, pay, police, pretended, pretty, read, renovateforum.com, screeching, speeding, stuff, sue, thread, threatened, told, total, tyres, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2009 11:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Don't Mess With Mature Ladies

Started by WoodJunky, 28th May 2009 10:11 PM

car, digs, driving, empty, hacked, ladies, lady, license, maam, mature, mess, murdered, officer, officers, owner, papers, pulled, puzzled, registration, revealing, sir, slowly, speeding, steps, stole, stolen, told, trunk, vehicle, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,861

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2009 07:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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State trooper pulls over speeding driver

Started by WoodJunky, 19th February 2009 09:12 PM

ass, boy, car, door, driver, drunk, drunken, flares, jail, juggle, juggler, juggling, magician, michigan, observed, pass, patrol, performance, pulled, pulls, rear, replied, speeding, state, test, ticket, told, trooper, watched, wayne

Replies: 1
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2009 10:07 PM; by Grumpy John

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Speeding ...

Started by derekcohen, 27th November 2008 06:04 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2008 11:20 AM; by rsser

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Salt isn't speeding up cornice adhesive setting

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 25th November 2008 06:10 PM

1mm, adhesive, adhesvie, bag, blade, bought, cornice, dries, edges, furs, holes, looked, makeshift, patching, plasterboard, practising, read, renovateforum.com, salt, saxa, set, setting, speeding, thick, thin, thread, wall, watched, website, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 06:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Question for Rod

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 06:50 AM

bow, bridges, ceiling, cement, cornice, deep, directed, drying, god.respect, loose, low, naturally, ornate, plaster, question, quick, render/plaster, repair, repairs, rod, salt, set, speeding, strength, strong, time, wall, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 06:50 AM; by ubeaut

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A blonde woman

Started by WoodJunky, 14th June 2008 10:50 AM

agitated, blonde, car, cop, driver, drivers, dug, finally, found, handed, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, policewoman, progressively, pulled, purse, realize, red, replied, road, speeding, sports, square, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2008 11:21 PM; by Batpig

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How To Get off Motoring & Rail Fines In NSW

Started by Metal Head, 11th June 2008 08:43 PM

apply, condition, driving, exemption, exemptions, fare, fine, fines, guidelines, including, issued, medical, meter, motoring, motorists, nsw, offences, parking, person, rail, reasonable, review, sdro, speed, speeding, thousands, ticket, time, vehicle, website

Replies: 0
Views: 4,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 08:43 PM; by Metal Head

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How to stuff Speed Radar

Started by wheelinround, 1st March 2008 05:56 PM

alert, approaching, automatically, complete, computer, detected, equipment, file, hostile, incident, laconic, locked, message, missile, officer, officers, presence, raaf, radar, reply, speed, speeding, stuff, style, subsequently, tactical, to-ground, tornado, true, williamtown

Replies: 14
Views: 2,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 08:31 PM; by munruben

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Speeding

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd January 2008 03:05 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 10:19 PM; by Tonyz

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Old Lady Driving on Highway

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:39 AM

119.ooo, bit, car, chuckle, driver, drivers, driving, embarrassed, grinned, highway, hour, lady, limit, maam, miles, minute, muttered, officer, peep, police, proudly, rollexplains, route, single, speed, speeding, thanked, time, twenty-two, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 01:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Alan speeding

Started by munruben, 23rd November 2007 01:52 PM

added, alan, call, called, circle, circling, common, continues, cop, enforcement, farms, flies, fool, hard, hey, horse, horses, law, moment, officer, officers, pause, police, replies, respect, rudely, speeding, ticket, uncomfortable, writing

Replies: 4
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 11:46 AM; by munruben

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Anniversary Present from the Police!!

Started by Rodgera, 6th October 2007 01:12 PM

anniversary, congratulations, day, driving, explained, handed, home, hury, late, officer, paper, police, present, proceeded, rushing, speeding, stopped, ticket, truth, warning, wife, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:12 PM; by Rodgera

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A blond moment

Started by munruben, 14th July 2007 09:42 PM

bag, blond, bottom, car, cop, cycle, driver, driving, duty, equally, exclaimed, found, handbag, handing, looked, luckily, mirror, moment, motor, officer, photo, picture, police, pulled, searched, speeding, started, ticket, tore, writing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2007 09:42 PM; by munruben

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an oldie but a goodie

Started by Sebastiaan56, 25th June 2007 08:50 AM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, goodie, heard, kmph, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, oldie, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2007 06:31 PM; by fred.n

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Should I be worried?

Started by Tiger, 14th December 2006 12:50 PM

car, catch, confused, corner, day, drivers, driving, equipment, guys, ocean, photo, radar, road, sophisiticated, speeding, tad, worried, zone

Replies: 7
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2006 03:30 PM; by bennylaird

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Government MP's V's Joe Blow Public

Started by Metal Head, 6th November 2006 10:29 PM

0945pm, 145, added, ban, blow, employees, employersmad, fine, government, hand, joe, kms, kph, licence, limit, lose, minister, october, office, paid, public, regulations, rest, rule, south, speed, speeding, spokesman, surely, wales

Replies: 7
Views: 1,852

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2006 10:54 AM; by rrich

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Speeding up filling of butt join in plasterboard

Started by JMB, 27th August 2006 09:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4mm, attached, butt, butts, cement, coat, coats, corner, cornice, couple, day, days, deep, external, filling, gap, join, joining, left, metal, plasterboard, process, removed, running, skim, speed, speeding, tape, top, wall

Replies: 17
Views: 4,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 10:19 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Speed Camera Fines

Started by silentC, 24th August 2006 10:27 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

border, camera, defending, fines, govt, halt, lose, millions, nsw, paying, relocate, speed, speeding, spend, sudden, time, victorian

Replies: 33
Views: 4,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 10:10 AM; by bennylaird

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Speeding Excuse

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th August 2006 08:40 PM

ago, bat, bring, car, caught, cop, deceided, driver, excuse, freeway, heard, hell, knock, miles, minute, officer, police, policeman, pulled, racing, ran, realized, replied, road, run, speeding, time, warning, weeks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 08:40 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Speeding fine

Started by Rossluck, 22nd July 2006 11:06 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

60km, 700, 80km, add, bad, booked, books, brought, catch, collecting, date, fine, imagine, officer, people, police, quickly, replies, revenue, roadworkers, roadworks, set, sign, slow, speeding, surely, technical, time, traffic, trap

Replies: 115
Views: 9,903

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 09:45 AM; by silentC

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Speeding excuse

Started by Ashore, 15th March 2006 06:51 PM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, excuse, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife, wind

Replies: 3
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2006 10:28 PM; by doug the slug

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New measures to combat the speeding driver

Started by bennylaird, 20th January 2006 01:26 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

combat, days, driver, harder, measures, slow, speed, speeding

Replies: 32
Views: 3,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 12:25 PM; by bennylaird

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Poll: Road spy

Started by Gingermick, 11th January 2006 10:23 AM

Replies: 9
Views: 1,932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 11:13 PM; by RETIRED

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Broadband question.

Started by JDarvall, 24th November 2005 04:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

500, 6511, answer, broadband, computer, dialup, drive, forever, hard, heard, hoping, imensely, improve, jake, kindly, memory, mhz, processer, question, shared, speeding, talk, video, windows, wondering, worht

Replies: 21
Views: 2,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2005 06:47 AM; by Termite

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An excuse for speeding?

Started by duckman, 26th October 2005 07:14 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2005 07:13 AM; by SS Ute

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Did I do the right thing?

Started by Wood Borer, 13th December 2004 11:45 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

##@, #$%^, 1km, @##$, @#$@#$#$@#%%^, @@#$$, caught, company, couldn’t, distance, double, drivers, flashing, front, highway, licence, limit, person, pull, response, road, speed, speeding, thing, time, told, tonne, trucks, type, users

Replies: 24
Views: 3,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2004 09:35 AM; by HappyHammer

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Speeding

Started by Clayto, 18th August 2004 04:28 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2004 04:28 PM; by Clayto

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Blonde Joke

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:47 PM

approached, avoided, blond, blonde, car, compact, cop, driver, drivers, female, handed, joke, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, powder, pulled, purse, searched, sec, speeding, subject, told, unclassified-fwd, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 2,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2004 08:59 PM; by Jim Carroll

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Have a nice day

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 09:56 AM

13th, accelerated, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speed, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 09:56 AM; by stephenmeddings

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Pull over driver

Started by DaveInOz, 11th April 2003 12:05 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2003 12:05 PM; by DaveInOz

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Faster Than A Speeding Chicken

Started by Island Ape, 16th May 2001 03:46 AM

ballistic, borrowed, british, broke, chair, chicken, correctly, developing, device, embedded, engine, engineers, faa, faas, faster, fired, launcher, loaded, locomotive, panel, recheck, recommendation, reviewed, shattered, speeding, speedy, test, thawed, wall, windshield

Replies: 0
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2001 03:46 AM; by Island Ape

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Cop this

Started by John Saxton, 23rd August 2000 09:40 PM

car, caught, cop, dosent, driving, drunk, forgot, hell, him.he, home, husband, interrupts, johnno, leave, license, listen, madam, mans, pulls, replies, road, shut, speed, speeding, speeding?the, speeds, takes, talk, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2000 09:40 PM; by John Saxton

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