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  1. An Engineer or Lawyer?

    Started by KBs PensNmore, 28th April 2015 07:43 PM
    engineer, lawyer
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    Last Post: 2nd May 2015 10:11 PM
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  2. Tough love.....

    Started by MBM888, 9th April 2014 03:27 PM
    conquest, dating, daughter, home, hurt, jail, job, lawyer, lie, love, mind, minutes, princess, rules, shes, tough, understand
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,100
    Last Post: 10th April 2014 03:36 PM
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  3. I been thinking...so I had an idea,

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 10th April 2014 12:20 PM
    afford, arise, car, contract, costs, cover, dealer, dealers, dealership, draft, faults, happy, labour, lawyer, leg, lemon, list, period, principal, protection, rates, read, renovateforum.com, rental, signs, sourcing, suggest, supplied, vehicle, warranty
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,664
    Last Post: 10th April 2014 12:20 PM
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  4. A Well Argued Court Case

    Started by CMB, 13th February 2014 02:31 PM
    $125, agreed, agrees, amount, argued, balance, case, client, court, defendant, equipment, granted, grounds, honour, judgement, lady, ladys, lawyer, piece, plaintiff, premises, property, pump, rent, rented, shaft, shrubbery, stones, surprised, time
    • Replies: 0
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    Last Post: 13th February 2014 02:31 PM
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  5. Industrial Relations Lawyers

    Started by smidsy, 17th January 2014 12:12 AM
    based, basis, cheers, desperate, fee, i/r, ideally, industrial, lawyer, lawyers, nsw, paul, qld, relations, win
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 926
    Last Post: 17th January 2014 02:37 PM
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  6. The best lawyer ...

    Started by groverwa, 24th October 2013 05:54 PM
    apology, army, array, beaten, blind, children, confined, cut, disabilities, disabled, dreadful, humiliated, idea, lawyer, learning, makes, private, requiring, research, salvation, sisters, stammer, stricken, support, thirdly, unable, veteran, volunteer, wheelchair, wife
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    • Views: 1,257
    Last Post: 24th October 2013 05:54 PM
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  7. ANZ Bank can go to hell

    Started by Wongo, 2nd October 2013 11:45 PM
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    #@@#$%^&~, $1522.58, $401.42, 02/10/2013, 131314, 23/09/2013, 26/09/2013, account, angry, anz, authority, bank, contact, debit, fair, feeling, form, hell, helpless, lawyer, money, payment, provided, refund, refused, request, telstra, time, trading, user
    • Replies: 27
    • Views: 3,854
    Last Post: 8th October 2013 09:18 PM
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  8. Rich and successful....what's not to like about lawyers.....

    Started by MBM888, 13th September 2013 02:23 PM
    458, brand, closely, colleagues, completely, door, drivers, ferrari, front, lawyer, lawyers, office, parked, ready, rich, speciale, successful, successfulwhat, tore, truck
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,182
    Last Post: 13th September 2013 03:44 PM
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  9. Ethics

    Started by fenderbelly, 23rd July 2013 12:11 PM
    $100, $50, announced, arose, client, clients, drafting, elderly, ethical, ethics, fee, lawyer, lawyers, left, mind, note, notes, overpayment, paid, partner, question, stuck
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,093
    Last Post: 23rd July 2013 01:01 PM
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  10. Undisclosed easement/informal easement

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd June 2013 12:40 AM
    agents, avenue, aware, commercial, correct, disclose, easement, engaging, finding, follow, impact, lawyer, legal, nasty, neighbors, pipe, property, renovateforum.com, seek, sewer, significant, sold, sort, sounded, story, suggested, thread, time, true, undisclosed
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,473
    Last Post: 22nd June 2013 12:40 AM
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  11. Crux of the Matter

    Started by Rodgera, 28th March 2013 10:56 AM
    attorney, court, crux, district, easy, elicit, federal, finally, honor, hour, information, judge, lawyer, matter, paid, prominent, prompted, question, replied, response, sitting, times, unsuccessfully, watching, witness
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,642
    Last Post: 28th March 2013 11:11 AM
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  12. Cowardly Mongrels

    Started by artme, 5th September 2012 06:09 PM
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    ####, apparently, arrested, behaviour, blood, broken, bull, car, cock, collection, cook, covered, cowardly, excuse, fractured, hospital, justify, lawyer, mongrels, motorist, passing, police, shirtless, smart, spotted, steal, stole, stuarts, torched, upside
    • Replies: 24
    • Views: 3,266
    Last Post: 11th October 2012 01:54 PM
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  13. Lawyer Fees

    Started by Rodgera, 3rd January 2012 12:19 PM
    acidly, attorney, bill, called, client, compensate, difficult, dollar, dollars, fee, fees, five-hundred, friend, handed, handled, happy, hundred, law, lawyer, looked, one-thousand, outcome, removed, replaced, services, smile, snapped, successfully, wallet, wealthy
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,558
    Last Post: 3rd January 2012 01:11 PM
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  14. Rubbery

    Started by Charleville, 17th June 2011 06:03 PM
    bar, closely, curious, ddddd, drunk, examining, feel, feels, finally, fingers, forefinger, held, lawyer, nose, plastic, replied, roll, rubber, rubbery, sits, taking, thumb, till, walks, watches
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,552
    Last Post: 28th June 2011 09:04 PM
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  15. Call to the Governor

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd May 2010 12:18 PM
    agreed, assistant, attorney, begged, cajoling, call, died, emergency, exclaimed, funeral, governor, governors, grumbled, home, judge, lawyer, mansion, midnight, morning, phoned, pierson, replied, shortly, talk, wait, wake
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,143
    Last Post: 27th May 2010 10:59 AM
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  16. He who dies with the most tools wins ... then what?

    Started by rsser, 27th April 2010 12:26 PM
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    ago, alerted, allocate, common, contents, dies, dispose, drafted, estate, flatwork, handing, inherit, kids, lawyer, partner, principle, range, resources, risks, shares;, simple, sons, stuff, testamentary, tools, trusts, unequal, wads, wills, wins
    • Replies: 23
    • Views: 3,309
    Last Post: 28th April 2010 10:05 AM
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  17. Consultation

    Started by johmar, 27th March 2010 07:33 PM
    $350, $65, approached, bill, bothering, breakfast, charge, consultation, consultation.d, day, dinner, doctor, doctors, lawyer, lunch, mate, patient, pills, proscribed, says;, sends, supper, supposed, tablet, tablets, takes, times, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,347
    Last Post: 27th March 2010 07:33 PM
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  18. Duck by all means

    Started by John Saxton, 20th February 2010 05:20 PM
    attorney, boot, city, climbed, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, heavy, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, means, midriff, planted, replied, rule, settle, shot, smiled, steel, tennessee, times, toe, tractor
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,589
    Last Post: 20th February 2010 10:46 PM
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  19. Not so smart.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th November 2009 10:24 PM
    $5.00, $500.00, allan, answer, avail, beaten, calls, curled, desperately, desperation, friends, handed, hill, knowing, laptop, lawyer, legs, mind, mobile, pay, phone, play, pocket, proserpine, reached, sleep, smart, snooze, woke, woodie
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,317
    Last Post: 17th November 2009 11:31 AM
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  20. Directors sold my share in a business.

    Started by Steve Fryar, 4th October 2009 10:41 AM
    affect, april.the, bank, bank.i, business, director.both, directors, ex-wife, fellow, found, happen, heads, invested, lawyer, liquidation.i, loan, money, names, nice, off.i, paid, payment.i, received, share, signed, sold
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,749
    Last Post: 9th October 2009 08:01 AM
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  21. Marriage in heaven

    Started by munruben, 20th September 2009 01:43 PM
    accident, couple, died, divorce, eternity, explained, eye, finally, gates, heaven, lawyer, left, listen, looked, marriage, married, months, peter, plight, preacher, returned, sadly, standing, sternly, talking, thinking, time, tragic, wait, wedding
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,338
    Last Post: 22nd September 2009 05:42 PM
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  22. The grass

    Started by groverwa, 16th July 2009 04:18 PM
    answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, highcc, investigate, it.youll, lawyer, limousine, love, place.the, poor, replied, riding, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,476
    Last Post: 17th July 2009 10:54 PM
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  23. brain's for women

    Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 11:14 AM
    advised, brain, costs, difference, disease, doctor, forty, gasped, kidding, lawyer, life, marry, months, one-pound, outrageous, patient, pound, rare, reasonable, replied, results, short, surgeons, times, told, transplant, type, woman, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,133
    Last Post: 15th May 2009 11:55 AM
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  24. The Carpenter's Testimony

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd April 2009 07:52 PM
    accident, carpenter, carpenters, defendant, discredit, distance, evidence, feet, giving, idiot, inches, lawyer, measured, one-half, replied, sooner, testimony, twenty-seven, witnessed
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,383
    Last Post: 23rd April 2009 06:32 PM
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  25. Easy money

    Started by Breslauer, 21st April 2009 06:12 AM
    $500, air-phone;, answer, easy, four?, friends, game, hands, hill, knowing, laptop, lawyer, legs, money, net, newfoundlander, newfoundlanders, nuts, pay, play, pocket, pockets, question, reaches, references, searches, sleep., talk, turn., wakes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,131
    Last Post: 21st April 2009 07:49 AM
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  26. I Need Legal Aid Or A Probono Lawyer In NSW

    Started by echnidna, 4th April 2009 07:02 PM
    affidavit, aid, argument, capable, court, fax, fortunately, hearing, iron, kids, lawyer, legal, messy, monday, nsw, obtain, party, preparing, probono, proceed, proceedings, represent, representation, researcher, section, sound, spoke, stated, suggestions, welcomed
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,814
    Last Post: 5th April 2009 08:53 AM
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  27. A friend needs help..marriage problems.

    Started by Steve Fryar, 19th February 2009 01:10 PM
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    account?start, advice, appreciated, bank, call, circle, cliche, depth.doh, do?does, forum, friend, happen?who, helpmarriage, home?what, house, is.and, lawyer, million, money?i, prepare, problems, rental, secret, sell, split, them.all, wife
    • Replies: 22
    • Views: 3,052
    Last Post: 22nd February 2009 01:53 PM
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  28. Financial Vocabulary

    Started by Breslauer, 7th February 2009 11:17 AM
    $240, archaic, assets, broker, correction, day, downgraded, equally, ex-wife, financial, institutional, investor, lawyer, locked, market, movement, nuthouse, officer, poor, profit, selling, share, split, stock, stocks, sucker, vocabulary, word, yahoo, yell
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,223
    Last Post: 7th February 2009 11:17 AM
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  29. The bare truth

    Started by AlexS, 26th January 2009 10:23 PM
    bare, bear, bears, berry, czech, czechoslovakian, family, female, friend, grabbed, high-powered, lawyer, local, looked, male, mercedes, morning, nearest, plagued, raced, ran, replied, rifle, sheriff, summer, time, told, town, truth, visions
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,459
    Last Post: 27th January 2009 11:48 AM
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  30. Funny Questions & Answers

    Started by Shrek3, 7th December 2008 12:24 AM
    agent, answers, bury, chop, cries, deep, difference, drowning, feet, funny, god, guys, irs, jersey, lawyer, lawyers, lips, lunch, lying, moving, onion, paper, pig, q.if, questions, read, save, shark, sites, twelve
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,239
    Last Post: 7th December 2008 12:24 AM
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  31. The duck and the lawyer

    Started by WoodJunky, 14th October 2008 09:57 PM
    abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, decided, dropped, duck, easily, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, north, otago, replied, rule, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, toe, tractor
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,145
    Last Post: 14th October 2008 09:57 PM
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  32. Kinda OT, but nearly true

    Started by Gil Jones, 12th October 2008 04:32 AM
    $240, aro-d, assets, broker, buy, cash, correction, day, disconnected, ex-wife, financial, flow, investor, kinda, lawyer, makes, market, money, movement, officer, phone, poor, selling, share, split, stock, stocks, sucker, true, yahoo
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,259
    Last Post: 14th October 2008 06:09 AM
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  33. School Photograph

    Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2008 04:40 PM
    buy, children, copy, dead, doctor, grown, jennifer;, lawyer, michael, nice, persuade, photograph, photographed, picture, rang, school, shes, teacher, voice
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,116
    Last Post: 7th June 2008 04:40 PM
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  34. Dear Tide.....

    Started by Barry Hicks, 4th June 2008 08:31 AM
    50s, bad, bag, blouse, called, considered, dear, detectives, disappearence, dna, hefty, husband, lawyer, menapause, murder, neck, negative, people, product, relief, satisfaction, stains, started, suspect, tests, tide, told, white, write, yesterday
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,397
    Last Post: 4th June 2008 03:44 PM
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  35. Comprehensive Legal Service

    Started by Barry Hicks, 14th May 2008 07:17 AM
    arrange, arranged, car, comprehensive, distributed, elderly, finished, funeral, house, husband, lawyer, legal, life, morning, notice, people, provide, reclusive, replied, request, service, solicitor, spinster, thinking, wait, waited, weird
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,280
    Last Post: 14th May 2008 11:35 AM
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  36. Absent-Minded Lawyers

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd April 2008 02:07 PM
    absentminded, autopsy, brain, chest, county, dead, death, died, district, doctor, emergency, examine, examined, hemorrhaging, jar, law, lawyer, lawyers, massive, morgue, patient, perform, performed, physically, practicing, pronounce, records, rest, texas, time
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,375
    Last Post: 25th April 2008 07:24 AM
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  37. Two boys at the Zoo

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd March 2008 05:49 PM
    accountant, billy, billy.no, boy, boys, day, doh, honest, lawyer, living, mum, mummy, overheard, regular, replied, school, talking, tommy, zoo
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,283
    Last Post: 2nd March 2008 10:18 PM
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  38. The Secretary

    Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd February 2008 10:31 AM
    boss, ceo, company, day, job, lawyer, occassional, office, pass, replied, secretary, told
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,048
    Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:35 PM
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  39. Don't ask

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd February 2008 07:11 AM
    answers, audacity, bar, bartender, bartenders, beat, catch, consitutes, conversation, day, dollars, double, drink, guy, hands, lawyer, life, nearby, overhearing, owe, remuneration, replies, scotch, sitting, stipulation, talking, thatll, uncanny, walks, whatll
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,064
    Last Post: 22nd February 2008 07:11 AM
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  40. Stop or slow down

    Started by Dirty Doogie, 26th January 2008 10:36 AM
    baton, beating, complete, cop, dae, daylights, didnae, difference, doon, exit, exits, fair, fliving, glasgow, huvte, law, lawyer, legal, licence, london, registration, sign, sir, slow, sounds, starts, stop, takes, ticket, vehicle
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,803
    Last Post: 28th January 2008 11:49 AM
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  41. Wouldn't we all like to do this

    Started by Calm, 4th January 2008 09:30 AM
    acted, asio, assessment, behaviour, bit, breath, car, condition, counts, court, defence, disqualified, driving, fwy, heard, joke, lawyer, local, past, person, police, psychiatric, situation, sound-thinking, station, test, told, waved, western, yesterday
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 992
    Last Post: 4th January 2008 10:21 AM
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  42. Engineer

    Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 08:36 PM
    air, answers, challenges, comfort, conditioning, engineer, exclaims, flush, gates, god, ground, hell, keeping, laughs, lawyer, mistake, pretty, replies, reports, satan, send, sneer, staff, standing, sue, there;, threateningly, toilets, uproariously, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,329
    Last Post: 3rd January 2008 08:58 PM
    by chrisb691  Go to last post

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  43. Open and Shut Case

    Started by Rodgera, 1st January 2008 11:53 PM
    absolutely, business, case, deal, detail, failed, frank, heard, hears, lawyer, matter, money, nathan, open, open-and-shut, opinion, partner, partners, partnership, rare, replies, shut, sue, talking, told, white, win
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,053
    Last Post: 1st January 2008 11:53 PM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  44. Solomon's wisdom

    Started by Barry Hicks, 13th November 2007 09:13 AM
    allan, bribe, chambers, cheque, decide, faced, handed, john, judge, lawyer, lawyers, merits, opposing, pocket, pulled, reached, received, returning, seat, solomon, solomons, squirmed, taking, uncomfortably, wisdom
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,290
    Last Post: 14th November 2007 08:40 PM
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  45. Anz

    Started by wheelinround, 2nd November 2007 10:52 AM
    account, anz, apply, bank, billing, calling, cancel, cards, cemetery, charges, closed, collect, credit, dead, death, died, family, fax, fees, january, late, lawyer, past, phone, report, service, sir, speak, stammer, supervisor
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,922
    Last Post: 3rd November 2007 10:58 PM
    by pawnhead  Go to last post

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  46. The Trustworthy Lawyer

    Started by wheelinround, 12th September 2007 11:11 AM
    $8000, admitted, amount, bring, charity, check, clergyman, clergymans, coffin, confessed, contained, doctor, dying, entire, envelope, friend, friends, frivolously, gentle, lawyer, medical, money, personal, promise, sincerity, trusted, trustworthy, waste, worthy
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,061
    Last Post: 12th September 2007 11:11 AM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  47. When does a 1950 copyright expire?

    Started by echnidna, 26th June 2007 10:14 AM
    1950, copyright, expire, lawyer
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,389
    Last Post: 28th June 2007 01:01 AM
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  48. The Lawyer and the Blonde

    Started by rtfarty, 24th May 2007 06:55 AM
    answer, blonde, catch, declines, don’t, easy, explains, flight, fun, game, lawyer, leans, lot, nap, pay, persists, play, politely, question, rolls, sitting, sleep, tired, visa-versa, window, winks, woman, worksi
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,116
    Last Post: 24th May 2007 06:55 AM
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  49. Thank You For Shopping at Woolworths

    Started by Baz, 2nd May 2007 07:17 PM
    1stfloor, aisle, computer, daughter, deposits, doctor, dog, dollars, elbow, fooled, hurries, joe, lawyer, measure, mike, pours, results, sample, samples, shopping, sperm, takes, tap, ten, urine, water, wife, wondering, woolies, woolworths
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,542
    Last Post: 3rd May 2007 10:39 AM
    by Cliff Rogers  Go to last post

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  50. The Old Pastors Last Request.

    Started by rtfarty, 12th November 2006 09:40 AM
    agent, dying, hospital, inland, lawyer, lays, message, pastor, pastors, request, revenue, service
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,201
    Last Post: 12th November 2006 11:57 AM
    by tameriska  Go to last post

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