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Thread: Stop or slow down
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26th January 2008, 10:36 AM #1
Stop or slow down
LONDON LAWYER V GLASGOW COP ( miss-match )
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!
Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What for?"
Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Glasgow cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"
London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration;and you
give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the fliving daylights out of the lawyer and says, "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"
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26th January 2008, 11:05 AM #2
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26th January 2008, 04:10 PM #3
Belter
Love it.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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26th January 2008, 04:18 PM #4
Sweet
100% of all non-smokers die
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26th January 2008, 07:00 PM #5
Very clever joke
but copper or lawyer - i'm not sure who i'm cheering for hereregards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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28th January 2008, 11:49 AM #6rrich Guest
9.9/10
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