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the face that launched 1000 ships

Started by Evanism, 15th March 2014 08:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1000, arm, blood, bowl, bridge, cool, cuts, deep, eyes, face, facemask, found, glued, goggles, grumpy, hit, impact, lacerated, launched, learned, lesson, nose, puffed, ships, sink, slow, sprayed, steribands, wear, wife

Replies: 19
Views: 4,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2014 11:17 AM; by jimbur

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SAFETY

Redhead goes to her GP.....

Started by MBM888, 22nd March 2014 08:14 PM

agony, arms, blonde, body, broken, complaining, demonstrates, finger, forehead, legs.shrieks, neck, nose, pains, redhead, torso, touch, touching

Replies: 1
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2014 08:23 PM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

Warning, Physics Content

Started by rrich, 14th January 2014 08:33 AM

1020, 1024, band, bar, bartender, boson, content, degrasse, double, drink, fan, gigabyte, gigs, heard, higgs, jokes, light, megabytes, neil, nose, parade, photon, physics, shoot, told, traveling, tyson, understand, walks, warning

Replies: 9
Views: 2,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2014 08:35 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Hey there!

Started by Packdaddy, 21st August 2013 12:06 AM

blowing, bought, building, cheers, correctly, countless, discovering, forward, gday, hafco, hand, hey, hours, including, info, mark, mention, neat, nose, pieces, providing, recently, sawdust, set, slightly, solid, sp12, table, vacuuming, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2013 06:21 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A man goes to a doctor and says.....

Started by MBM888, 16th February 2013 03:40 PM

can’t, church, day, doc, doctor, dying, elevators, embarrassment, fart, farting, farts, farts.”, fixed, heaven.”fart, let’s, man, nose, pills, returns, saves, stink, table, times, week, week.”, we’ve, worse, “doc, “now

Replies: 1
Views: 1,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2013 07:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

A small mistake

Started by Breslauer, 10th June 2012 11:39 PM

americans, bitch, chastise, defend, demanded, dog, else;, empty, english, french, gentleman, imagine, lady, leaned, mistake, nose, railed, rude, sat, seat, sir, sit, small, soldier, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,732

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 04:47 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

how to tell if a politician is lying

Started by damian, 9th February 2012 02:42 PM

ear, guess, heard, laugh, lying, mouth, moving, nose, politician, scratches, touching

Replies: 0
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2012 02:42 PM; by damian

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JOKES

dark + dog + glass door = . . .

Started by BobL, 1st October 2011 01:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bad, bar, bits, blood, bridge, cramp, cross, cuts, dark, dog, door, dripping, drunken, emergency, glass, head, hit, hobo, hospital, hurts, injuries, left, leg, metal, nauseous, night, nose, stand, street, swmbo

Replies: 31
Views: 5,811

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2011 11:52 PM; by ian

Forum:
SAFETY

On the nose

Started by Grumpy John, 2nd September 2011 01:20 PM

$11.00, $20.00, $34.50, accidentally, bends, blind, call, card, catfish, clerk, counter, credit, drops, duck, embarrassed, farts, floor, maam, master, nose, pick, purse, realizes, reel, replies, rod, sale, sound, sounds, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2011 02:18 PM; by jasons673

Forum:
JOKES

How To Stop Church Gossip

Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th August 2011 12:27 AM

business, church, defend, deny, emphatically, evening, explain, feared, frank, front, gossip, home, house, left, maintain, mildred, mildreds, mistake, moment, night, nose, parked, pickup, quietly, silence, stared, stop, told, walked, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2011 09:11 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Rubbery

Started by Charleville, 17th June 2011 06:03 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2011 09:04 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Please help

Started by joe greiner, 1st April 2011 09:52 PM

2011, assistance, audience, bleary, bloodshot, brother, eyes, faith, friend, gas, gestures, john, lectures, moe, moes, nose, obscene, orourke, passing, patrick, picking, profusely, south, staring, suit, sweating, tour, wheezing, white, winter

Replies: 3
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2011 09:30 PM; by ian

Forum:
JOKES

A Maestro in the making,start today with a smile

Started by fenderbelly, 6th February 2011 09:52 AM

baton, beautiful, beethovens, choralnet, conductor, enthusiasm, hand, hold, itchy, kids, lessons, losing, love, maestro, making, music, nose, prepare, smile, start, stop, time, today, wand, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2011 10:48 AM; by Yonnee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

car repairs and insurance companies

Started by fubar, 20th January 2011 04:10 PM

agreed, amount, appreciated, ball, call, car, companies, company, contact, cost, details, exceed, exchanged, front, guy, input, insurance, lose, market, money, nose, pass, quotes, repairs, rolling, runs, start, strike, vehicle, weeks

Replies: 7
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2011 09:30 PM; by rrobor

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

how to fit external rounded corner with skirting

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th January 2011 10:50 AM

advance, alot, bottom, corner, cut, dbz, edge, external, finish, fit, fits, fix, floor, flush, lightly, nose, pine, putting, read, renovateforum.com, reply, rounded, run, scribe, simply, skirting, studio, thread, time, top

Replies: 0
Views: 2,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2011 10:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Uses of mobile phone cameras

Started by rsser, 2nd July 2010 05:28 PM

2nd, altercations, application, cameras, car, fast, fingers, gear, gutter, hammering, left, mercedes, metre, mobile, mustve, nose, phone, pics, pulled, reverse, risk, rude, sidewalls, signs, sports, started, street;, taking, time, traffic

Replies: 4
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2010 07:39 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Just a Quickie

Started by Bob38S, 18th March 2010 11:27 AM

access, automotive, bits, bob, brush, burning/losing, chuck, close, finger, grind/wire, grinding/wire, hold, holds, keyless, nose, option, pliers, quickie, replacement, round, securely, solution, stores, tapered, wheel

Replies: 3
Views: 2,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2010 08:18 PM; by hughie

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Alans diet

Started by munruben, 13th March 2010 11:35 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alan, alans, carrot, celery, confused, diet, doctor, doctors, doctor’s, ear, eating, grape, nose, office, properly, replies, stick, walks, wallan, wrong

Replies: 21
Views: 2,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2010 08:17 PM; by K_S

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JOKES

Constant smell of BBQ sauce

Started by BobL, 14th February 2010 06:57 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arising, bbq, beer, beginning, chemical, constant, constantly, detergents, edges, experienced, fade, increased, kms, mdf, nose, perfumed, read, respirator, sanded, sauce, sauge, sensitivity, shed, sign, smell, smelling, smoke, smokey, son, web

Replies: 25
Views: 8,775

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2010 10:55 AM; by Frank&Earnest

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SAFETY

A little Dhristmas Story

Started by Dennis Millard, 25th December 2009 09:07 AM

ancient, banging, bell, chimed, christmas, committing, copped, desk, dhristmas, door, fairy, fighting, head, huge, lights, merry, nose, piping, punch, rudolph, santa, santacide, stood, stop, story, study, thinking, tradition, tree, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2009 10:10 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
JOKES

Removing Tiny Staples in Floor

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 11th November 2009 07:00 PM

5mm, ago, carpet, carpet-layers, expose, floor, floors, hated, hold, normal, nose, people, pliers, pull, pulled, read, removing, renovateforum.com, shot, staples, thread, time, tiny, width, wood, wooden, wrecking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2009 07:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
FLOORING

Note to PETS

Started by WoodJunky, 8th November 2009 11:58 AM

bathroom, buy, call, cats, clothes, complain, dear, dishes, dogs, door, exit, food, furniture, hair, height, kiss, live, nose, note, owners, paw, pet, pets, prints, refrigerator, sleep, smell, stay, time, visit

Replies: 0
Views: 1,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2009 11:58 AM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

If my nose was running money

Started by Grumpy John, 17th August 2009 07:11 PM

classic, country, money, nose, rolleyes, running, song

Replies: 2
Views: 994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2009 03:33 PM; by rotten_66

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JOKES

Pearly Gates

Started by wheelinround, 18th August 2009 09:23 AM

#$%$@, ago, approached, bike, bikie, couple, gates, ground, happen, heavily, impressed, kick, kicked, largest, listen, lot, merit, minutes, nose, outback, pearly, peter, ring, ringer, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, yas, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2009 09:23 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

How to Build a Campfire

Started by Rodgera, 21st July 2009 08:22 PM

add, apply, bandage, base, blow, build, burn, burning, campfire, chop, collect, fire, firewood, flames, fragment, fragments, gently, left, light, match, nose, ointment, passed, remaining, repeat, slivers, steps, thumb, thunderstorm, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2009 09:55 AM; by echnidna

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JOKES

The Duel

Started by Rodgera, 18th June 2009 09:52 PM

bad, black, bloody, boy, challenged, choice, choose, clothing, dad, duel, eye, fair, father, fight, happened, hed, home, larry, lost, nose, obvious, patching, playground, sister, son, torn, uh-huh, weapons

Replies: 2
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2009 10:52 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Pearly Gates 2

Started by Grumpy John, 17th June 2009 06:36 PM

####, ago, approached, bike, bikie, cattle, couple, gates, ground, happen, heavily, impressed, kick, kicked, largest, listen, lot, merit, minutes, nose, pearly, peter, ring, ringer, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, ya’s, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2009 06:41 PM; by rotten_66

Forum:
JOKES

Shopping

Started by bullfright, 23rd February 2009 01:33 AM

august, bedding, blankets, camera, clerk, dear, department, floor, guns, handling, housewares, hunting, july, loudly, nose, october, people, pick, pillows, samsel, screamed, september, set, shopping, store, told, wal-mart, wife, women, yelled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 10:55 AM; by rotten_66

Forum:
JOKES

Down under Knowledge

Started by Barry_White, 27th September 2008 04:51 PM

argument, australian, bastard, biggest, black, call, called, coin, excuse, family, fly, garden, handle, kiwis, knowledge, labor, makes, nose, occasion, overseas, phrase, plural, pronounce, refers, sense, summer, understand, wagga, wheel, woy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2008 08:53 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Air India

Started by Phil Spencer, 22nd August 2008 11:04 AM

air, american, chappatis, coolly, curious, desserts, disgust, dish, drink, excuse, feasting, food, holding, in-flight, india, lassi, loud, meal, milk, nose, picked, pieces, pooooooooot, proudly, replied, settling, sound, uncle, wheat, yogurt-based

Replies: 1
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2008 12:26 PM; by Batpig

Forum:
JOKES

i like puns

Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:16 PM

abuse, attack, beak, bird, blinked, blush, cussing, escalated, failed, hard, insulting, morning, muttered, nose, punched, puns, retreat, robbie, robbies, rubbed, sailors, satisfaction, shock, solidly, sore, surly, verbally, vocabulary, watched, worm

Replies: 1
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 08:52 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Fisher & Paykel Washer (IW709) Error Codes

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 5th September 2006 11:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$$$$, call, charge, code, codes, diagnose, died, error, error/service, f&p, fisher, fortunate, hell, iw709, lcd, list, machine, model, nose, paykel, provided, screen, service, shot, tells, told, washer, washing, wrong

Replies: 26
Views: 34,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 05:21 PM; by manoftalent

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Japan Black Bench

Started by antonylord, 3rd June 2008 01:11 AM

3000, 600mm, antony, bench, black, bull, cheers, coated, desk, edge, f&w, finish, front, harder, japan, layers, nose, obvious, office, piece, ply, prompt, recommend, soak, stain, suggestions, surface, thinned, welcomed, wipe

Replies: 1
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 01:26 PM; by antonylord

Forum:
FINISHING

Never take men shopping against their will

Started by WoodJunky, 5th May 2008 06:58 PM

clerk, december, department, door, fenton, floor, hey, house, husband, july, k-mart, looked, loudly, mart, men, mirror, nose, october, people, pick, picked, screamed, security, september, set, shopping, store, told, wares, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:08 PM; by DavidG

Forum:
JOKES

Doggy doo.

Started by Toyboy, 28th April 2008 11:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 11:33 PM; by Toyboy

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JOKES

Barry's medical problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th April 2008 11:52 AM

allan, barry, barrys, broken, calendar, doctor, examination, finger, hurts, knee, looked, medical, months, nose, problem, puzzled, remarked, short, shoulder, stole, time, touch, visited

Replies: 0
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 11:52 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Now I Know What To Do During My Next Visit !!! ...

Started by nev25, 27th February 2008 10:19 AM

antidepressants, august, clerk, dear, department, door, floor, guns, housewares, july, kmart, loudly, mirror, nose, october, paper, people, pick, picked, samsel, screamed, september, set, store, toilet, told, visit, waited, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 05:11 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
JOKES

Hinchinbrooke schoolkid

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th January 2008 10:49 AM

allan, bleeding, bruised, calendar, ear, grandson, hinchinbrooke, home, kid, lost, months, nose, ray, rays, replied, school, schoolkid, stole, time, upset, wife, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 09:28 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

The pig breeder

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd January 2008 08:03 AM

allan, boar, breeder, city, confronted, congress, day, engaged, farm, farmer, girl, impress, nose, pig, pigs, pigstys, postal, pursuits, replied, ring, rooting, sexual, sows, stop, suddenly, sweet, visit, wallan

Replies: 2
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 05:36 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Another Christmas joke

Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 11:21 PM

answered, approached, christmas, comrade, couple, dear, drop, fight, hit, insisted, joke, minor, night, nose, official, officially, party, quietly, rain, raining, red, replied, rudolph, russian, snow, snowing, walked, walking, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 11:13 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Powder my nose

Started by Wood Butcher, 21st November 2007 08:58 AM

boy, close, excuse, girl, hanging, holds, leaps, lipstick, matters, mom, mother, nose, pee, playing, polite, powder, private, public, purse, remembers, restaurant, runs, sandbox, stepping, table, talk, told, washroom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:49 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Spell checker

Started by munruben, 7th November 2007 10:39 PM

bee, checker, dew, era, eye, fore, knot, letter, marks, massage, mistakes, nose, plainly, pleased, prefect, rarely, revue, rite, scent, sea, sew, shore, spell, spelling, strait, strike, threw, tolled, weigh;, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 10:39 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Forum T shirt

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:48 PM

allan, doctor, dying, ears, forum, forums, gra, hope, nose, note, replied, shirt, snout, time, trouble, warrandyte, woodwork, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 02:50 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

Handrail timber for Kids fort

Started by KRS, 9th October 2007 08:54 PM

backyard, building, cheapskate, construct, design, dowel, envisiged, fits, fort, handrail, handrails, horizontals, kids, krs, multilevel, nose, overkill, pay, square, start, timber, unsure, verticals

Replies: 3
Views: 2,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 03:11 PM; by brynk

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Husband & wife

Started by AlexS, 9th October 2007 09:08 AM

amused, anyones, commanded, concerned, continues, counselor, crazy, deathbed, driving, dying, father, floor, husband, leave, marriage, means, nose, obey, picking, public, replies, screw, step, stupid, swore, toes, told, top, understand, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 03:40 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Minwax Wipe-On Poly??

Started by Mr Brush, 8th August 2007 08:23 PM

bigger, bringing, buy, class, compete, concerns, corporate, distributor, feast, found, local, minwax, neil, nose, poly, product, products, raves, realise, searched, similar, skin, status, stuff, suggest, threads, u-beaut, watson, wipe-on, wipeon

Replies: 14
Views: 4,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 10:49 PM; by Pat

Forum:
FINISHING

Petrol ads showing ratbag behaviour

Started by arose62, 30th July 2007 02:08 PM

ads, bad, behaviour, car, cars, couple, dragging, elderly, emoticon, hole, illegal, incredibly, irresponsible, killed, nose, offensive, petrol, placement, push, ratbag, showing, smh, smoking, story, taste, thumbs, tug-of-war, ultimate, version, website

Replies: 14
Views: 2,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2007 04:25 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Alternate Reality - Tablesaw ga ga

Started by silentC, 6th March 2007 10:00 AM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

90mm, alternate, board, butt, cut, cutting, fence, fiddly, floor, gauge, jigs, limited, mine, mitre, nose, pain, passes, people, pile, reality, rip, router, run, sawdust, set, setup, single, tablesaw, tenoning, tenons

Replies: 97
Views: 11,841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 03:51 PM; by silentC

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Secret nailing clips for decking

Started by billbeee, 14th June 2007 07:29 PM

ago, bill, bites, board, cheers, clip, clips, consensus, decking, edge, gal, galv, holding, joist, nail, nailing, nails, nose, plate, remember, screw, secret, spike, stuck, thin, thinking, thread

Replies: 4
Views: 2,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2007 09:31 PM; by UteMad

Forum:
DECKING

comfortable dust mask- is there one?

Started by la Huerta, 28th April 2007 10:33 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attaching, cartridge, cheakbone, comfortable, diving, dust, eyes, gogle, headache, hold, mask, mask-, masks, model, monn, mouth, nice, nose, period, piece, preasure, proper, scuba, seals, simple, thinking, time, trwin, valve, wear

Replies: 35
Views: 6,818

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 11:11 PM; by la Huerta

Forum:
SAFETY

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