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Merry Christmas to all you scumbags!!

Started by ozwinner, 4th December 2004 08:46 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

,what, agnostic, ass, bring, christmas, drink, hope, me.rolleyes, merry, religion, rolleyes, scumbags, selfs, spoils

Replies: 37
Views: 6,886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2006 08:59 PM; by ozwinner

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Dog on Wheels

Started by Wood Borer, 1st December 2006 11:18 AM

25kms, bike, bikes, caught, check, dog, downhill, drink, hill, inside, literally, looked, lost, mailbox, mansfield, morning, planes, push, riding, sniffing, temporary, thirsty, thousands, wheels, workshop

Replies: 13
Views: 2,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2006 06:06 PM; by oges

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wirlybirds

Started by Tonyz, 3rd January 2004 10:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bedrooms, biult, ceiling, covered, days, drink, entertaining, extension, exterior, extraction, female, garage, hot, includes, insulation, rating, recently, recomended, rolleyes, roof, style, tony, views, walls, whirlybird, wirlybirds, worth

Replies: 19
Views: 11,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2006 09:27 PM; by E. maculata

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Boxing day Test

Started by ozwinner, 22nd November 2006 08:16 PM

beer, boxing, cricket, day, drink, fun, sort, test, watch

Replies: 11
Views: 1,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2006 05:42 PM; by ozwinner

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A drink with God

Started by Eddie Jones, 7th November 2006 10:02 AM

accepts, ale, amazement, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, cry, drink, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, irishman, miracle, newcastle, nods, person, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 04:11 AM; by rapsod

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JOKES

When Do You Become An Old Phart?

Started by echnidna, 30th October 2006 07:50 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

age, booze, drink, drivers, elections, license, phart, school, vote

Replies: 35
Views: 4,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2006 11:28 AM; by Krazee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

You know whenyou getting old

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 11:07 PM

babe, barefoot, bartender, birthday, braless, buy, car, care, catches, coming, cruise, door, drink, drops, fancy, finishes, garage, jokes, lucky, means, pacemaker, parking, pulls, scotch, sexy, spouse, water, whenyou, woman, wrinkles

Replies: 1
Views: 1,541

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2006 02:51 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Question for the members of the constabulary

Started by silentC, 24th October 2006 04:06 PM

1100am, 1200, bust, constabulary, drink, drunk, extremely, hits, lunch, marginal, members, merimbula, night, ordinary, passed, people, pinging, pissed, question, rbt, road, set, surely, time, tuedsay, wife, zone

Replies: 12
Views: 2,008

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2006 10:34 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Laying the flooring

Started by Shedhand, 12th September 2006 04:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

391, 8.5, adhesive, afternoon, air, belt, brilliant, cheers, drink, finish, floor, flooring, gday, hammer, hang, laying, lineal, metres, notched, reckon, run, runs, sikaflex, special, spread, stopped, t55, tomorrow, trowel, type

Replies: 29
Views: 5,856

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2006 06:47 PM; by Shedhand

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FLOORING

Bunnings does Good!!

Started by Wood Butcher, 18th September 2006 05:57 PM

$1.50, bags, bbqs, boy, bread, bunnies, bunnings, clean, cooked.eek, couple, drink, drinks, eskys, gas, good, hand-washing, lot, money, onion, onions, organise, sausage, sausages, setup, shift, shopping, tables, thenp, times, week

Replies: 6
Views: 1,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2006 09:22 AM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

My names Bleedin Thumb..and I'm an alcoholic

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 4th September 2006 02:52 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

1.3, 1.who, 2.85, alcoholic, bleedin, bottle, calculations, day, doctor, drink, drinking, drinks, figure, glasses, invited, metho, names, non-standard, party, planet, putting, questions, recons, render, standard, stubbies, thumb, thumband, umbrella, wine

Replies: 60
Views: 7,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2006 09:59 PM; by longlux

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cool Coffee

Started by Rodgera, 25th August 2006 07:49 PM

announced, clerk, coffee, cool, cubes, cup, delay, drink, drive-thru, fast-food, finally, frustrated, ice, melting, pulled, quickly, restaurant, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2006 07:49 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Finish for drink coasters

Started by dadpad, 19th August 2006 12:00 PM

ability, attached, blackwood, branch, chaps, cloth, coasters, coffee, colour, damp, desirable, discussion, drink, drinks, finish, fooling, hot, left, perplexing, photos, question, red, stand, stringy, sugary, suggestions, supposed, wet, wipe, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 3,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 11:03 AM; by sidon55

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FINISHING

How True is this...

Started by Jack Plane, 18th August 2006 01:03 PM

####, absolutely, advantage, arrogant, beer, bloke, cars, computers, drink, electric, energy, generation, grew, hybrid, hydrogen, invented, light, litany, mars, moon, nuclear, pausing, processing, spaceships, speed, student, students, taking, true, visited

Replies: 0
Views: 1,909

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 01:03 PM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

Stories from the confessional

Started by Eddie Jones, 18th August 2006 11:27 AM

bad, bless, boy, catholic, confessional, cut, drink, f@$^&%, father, finished, forgiven, fronted, guy, half, inside, juice, lad, lemons, night, priest, purchase, sex, smirk, squeeze, stories, swallow, wipe, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 11:27 AM; by Eddie Jones

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JOKES

Ships of the desert

Started by Driver, 15th May 2003 02:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abdul, bear, bricks, camel, camels, days, deeply, desert, die, drank, drink, empty, food, gravel, journey, means, oasis, peril, pilgrim, plains, quarter, rich, ships, stockade, store, tea, ten, travel, traveller, water

Replies: 19
Views: 5,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 09:01 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

A little behind

Started by Christopha, 26th May 2006 10:24 PM

7th, ahead, answered, appreciation, approached, bar, bartender, cream, drink, fell, golf, haemorrhoid, hard, hole, lady, laugh, laughed, laughing, playing, profession, replied, request, sales, salesman, sell, stool, tampons, thanked, understand, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 10:15 AM; by DanP

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JOKES

No Schidt!

Started by Christopha, 30th April 2006 09:43 PM

absorbed, alcohol, bacteria, bad, beer, boiling, coli, communicate, distillation, drink, drinking, duty, escherichia, fermentation, filtering, found, gin, kilo, liquors, people, process, proven, schidt, scientifically, shidt, stop, talk, unhealthy, water, wine

Replies: 6
Views: 1,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2006 03:40 PM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

Another reason to drink beer

Started by Gra, 26th April 2006 06:29 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2006 04:42 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Must Drink Beer

Started by echnidna, 20th April 2006 10:59 PM

attached, bathroom, bed, beer, bit, cold, conshtable, constable, door, dortmund, drink, home, institute, left, locks, makes, morning, patient, pockets, redfern, remark, science, scientists, searches, shtaff, sleeps, symptoms, technical, test, washes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2006 06:01 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A cultural comparison

Started by Ian007, 1st April 2006 12:29 AM

abroad, americans, aussies, bad-tasting, baseball, beat, beer, border, brits, call, canadians, channels, comparison, cross, cultural, drink, english, hockey, home, imported, incessantly, island, jabber, live, mistaken, pronounce, shop, southern, spell, words

Replies: 3
Views: 1,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2006 05:22 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Fattest man in the UK

Started by Iain, 23rd March 2006 09:08 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

afford, ago, bacon, beer, bloke, brekky, celebrating, couple, drink, eat, eats, elses, entire, fattest, fried, leftovers, man, menu, night, nights, people, pints, potatoes, sausages, sounds, stone, tube, unemployed, watch, weighs

Replies: 35
Views: 3,886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 08:54 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Jury Service.....

Started by RufflyRustic, 9th March 2006 06:09 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

bigtime, drink, evening, jury, service, stiff, sucks, sucksmad, tenth, tissue

Replies: 69
Views: 7,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2006 11:01 PM; by DanP

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

a born looser

Started by Kev Y., 14th March 2006 05:32 PM

bar, born, boss, building, cab, car, cards, credit, crying, drink, driver, drives, fires, found, gardener, home, late, leave, left, life, looser, office, outrage, poison, police, sleeping, stolen, truck, wallet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 10:06 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Investing in your retirement: choose beer:)

Started by zenwood, 12th March 2006 12:45 AM

$1000.00, $16.50, $214.00, $49.00, $5.00, advice, ago, aluminum, based, beer, cans, choose, current, drank, drink, enron, heavily, investing, investment, left, nortel, original, purchased, recycle, recycling, refund, retirement, stock, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2006 02:05 PM; by Sturdee

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JOKES

Investment advice

Started by Grunt, 11th March 2006 08:49 PM

$1000.00, $16.50, $214.00, $49.00, $5.00, advice, ago, aluminum, based, beer, cans, current, drink, enron, heavily, investing, investment, left, nortel, original, purchased, recycle, recycling, refund, retirement, stock, subject, worldcom, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 11:48 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

another story of smilies

Started by ss_11000, 7th March 2006 07:12 PM

blew, bubble, care, cristmas, cry, drink, drunk, fight, friend, girl, gum, happily, hell, invited, jestures, lived, lots, month, party, play, rude, school, sense, smile, smilie, smilies, story, sword, talk, toilet

Replies: 9
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2006 03:54 PM; by ss_11000

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I'd Love To Be Eight Again

Started by Kev Y., 26th February 2006 07:50 PM

adventure, bed, birthday, coke, collapsed, dog, drink, epic, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot, husband, leaned, listening, lolly, love, m&ms, moral, park, popcorn, precious, story, theme, wars, wife, wobbled, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 10:38 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Not my lucky day

Started by Kev Y., 23rd February 2006 10:07 PM

bar, bartender, couple, day, days, drink, drinks, explained, fight, guy, lucky, matter, night, talking, wife, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 10:07 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Adelaide for work

Started by bennylaird, 13th February 2006 09:10 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adelaide, allowance, arvo, browse, buy, cept, check, drink, eat, free, hassle, lakes, love, mawson, mind, monday, morning, motel, net, separtion, shed, spent, telly, time, tools, travel, watch, week, wineries, work

Replies: 24
Views: 3,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 10:24 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Children

Started by Gino, 21st September 2002 09:01 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,825

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 11:39 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Chain letters

Started by bennylaird, 2nd February 2006 11:08 AM

bible, chain, drink, e-mail, email, forward, friend, friends, geez, granted, husbands, jamaica, letters, mention, minutes, novena, phone, receive, recipe, return, send, sick, singapore, soul, theresas, time, uganda, uzbekistan, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2006 08:09 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Shaker Table Shaking

Started by Buzza, 2nd February 2006 05:04 PM

beer, buzza, cognac, damage, dremel, drink, equipment, fields, glues, gmc, gripping, heads, heroes, job, legs, main, nail, paint, removing, scrollsaw, shaker, shaking, spell, strippers, successful, table, thinking, tool, tooling, tools

Replies: 0
Views: 1,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 05:04 PM; by Buzza

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FINISHING

Nanna

Started by Christopha, 1st February 2006 12:07 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 12:39 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

Oil Change

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:03 PM

beer, buy, car, change, check, cleverly, crawl, crescent, drain, drink, drive, dump, filter, finish, fresh, hole, hot, jack, kitty, litter, minutes, oil, oily, pan, plug, spilled, stands, store, throw, wrench

Replies: 14
Views: 4,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 09:11 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Water

Started by Baz, 18th January 2006 05:39 PM

1kilo, absorbed, alcohol, bacteria, bad, boiling, coli, communicate, day, distillation, drink, drinking, duty, escherichia, fermenting, filtering, found, free, health, litre, people, process, proven, risk, s#@t, scientifically, stop, talk, unhealthy, water

Replies: 7
Views: 1,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 02:12 PM; by CameronPotter

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JOKES

No Joking... it's the troof!

Started by Christopha, 13th January 2006 02:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, barbie, bbqs, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, cook, created, day, drink, eat, fires, footy, god, heard, hiss, joking, laughter, looked, night, prawns, raucous, seventh, troof, twinkling, wash

Replies: 21
Views: 3,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2006 08:56 PM; by Grunt

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Poll: Road spy

Started by Gingermick, 11th January 2006 10:23 AM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 11:13 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Santa's Bad Day

Started by Groggy, 22nd December 2005 10:34 AM

accidentally, angel, apple, bad, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cup, cupboard, day, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, found, frustration, hidden, house, hundreds, irritable, liquor, pieces, pot, rum, santa, shot, toys, tree

Replies: 1
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2005 01:39 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Choice

Started by Grunt, 17th December 2005 04:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 04:53 PM; by Grunt

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JOKES

Responsible Drinking - Only one drink per day

Started by Grunt, 16th December 2005 02:42 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 04:01 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

One for any smokers past or present.

Started by Kiwibrucee, 25th November 2005 07:38 PM

check, crocodile, discovered, drink, dude, explains, fell, finishing, found, funniest, hey, joint, joke, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, past, poll, present, quick, river, smoked, smokers, smoking, sssshhhheeeeeetttt, stoned, tree, walks, water

Replies: 9
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2005 11:43 PM; by Kiwibrucee

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JOKES

To be Eight Again

Started by Baz, 25th November 2005 06:22 PM

adventure, bed, birthday, coke, collapsed, dog, dress, drink, epic, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot, husband, leaned, lolly, love, lovingly, m&ms, park, popcorn, precious, smile, story, theme, twit, wife, wobbled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 06:11 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Maharishis Guide to Zen

Started by Wood Butcher, 25th November 2005 08:55 AM

bad, beer, boat, day, days, drink, experience, feet, fish, flies;, forget, guide, judge, judgment, kinky, lent, maharishis, mile, person, remember, shoes, sit, time, truth, walk, windscreens, worry;, worth, zen, £20

Replies: 0
Views: 1,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 08:55 AM; by Wood Butcher

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JOKES

My shout

Started by ozwinner, 10th November 2005 08:35 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

als, bar, drink, paying, ppls, shout, virtual

Replies: 45
Views: 5,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2005 11:25 AM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

This is not a joke about Zed

Started by outback, 27th October 2005 10:41 PM

check, climbs, crocodile, drink, dry, dude, explains, faaaaarrrrk, fell, finishing, helps, hey, joint, joke, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, past, river, sits, sitting, smoking, stoned, swims, taking, tree, walks, water, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 2,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 11:04 PM; by rick_rine

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JOKES

The Drunk

Started by Bluegum, 13th October 2005 03:01 PM

bar, biggest, biker, bikers, boy, buddies, corner, drink, drop, drunk, drunken, eyes, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, hat, home, house, leans, mad, month, shoulders, sits, sitting, square, stands, starting, table, takes, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2005 03:01 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

What do you think of Fosters?

Started by silentC, 22nd September 2005 11:54 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

bats, drink, fosters, option, pss, touch, voted, xxxx

Replies: 62
Views: 7,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2005 07:12 PM; by oges

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POLLS

jsut a little bit under the wether

Started by Zed, 2nd September 2005 08:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

19hrs, beers, bit, buiolding, burp, drink, event, feel, inebriated, itsd, jhas, jsut, mot, opm, raterh, rindk, sirevied, sirprised, spelling, team, total, weel, wether, wile

Replies: 28
Views: 2,818

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2005 08:23 PM; by Rocker

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fridays in Hell

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:15 PM

awesome, bankrupt, bet, blackjack, continued, craps, day, dead, demon, died, drink, drugs, feel, found, fridays, gamble, gonna, guy, hell, kidding, love, matter, mondays, poker, roulette, situation, slots, smoke, wednesdays, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 11:17 PM; by Daddles

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