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Seven Good Reasons

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2005 05:14 PM

button, compulsive, consciousness, count, crept, door, fumes, good, hairs, jammed, lock, mind, obsessive, overcome, previous, prize, push, reasons, regained, seat, shed, superglue, telling, toilet, tool, undone, visitor, voice, win, zipper

Replies: 3
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 08:36 AM; by Wongo

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What has your kid said?

Started by Gingermick, 20th November 2005 10:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

3yr, breakfast, day, disdainful, errr, fridge, incredulous, kid, lighter, note, pooh, ready, told, tub, voice, winnie, yoghurt

Replies: 25
Views: 2,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 09:49 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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Order in court!

Started by Driver, 11th November 2005 06:52 PM

arrested, bastard, beating, borrow, charged, contempt, continued, court, courtroom, daughter, death, door, fifteen, gob####e, gob####ing, i’ve, judge, lived, miserable, order, paddy, responded, rotten, spanner, stood, time, upset, voice, yelled, you’re

Replies: 0
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 06:52 PM; by Driver

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Herb and Vic

Started by Iain, 23rd October 2005 08:57 AM

90s, alarmed, awake, bad, batsman, bit, cricket, enquired, everyday, fell, heaven, herb, herbs, hospital, lives, lot, mates, news, passionate, play, playing, rains, snows, tuesday, vic, visit, voice, warm, weather, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 08:57 AM; by Iain

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Oops

Started by Baz, 18th September 2005 10:49 AM

astounded, bank, blurted, book, cash, certificates, charged, deposits, evidence, explained, faced, finally, found, handed, holdings, husband, idea, investments, issued, million, multiplied, oops, savings, shot, speak, totaling, voice, wife, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2005 11:36 AM; by Baz

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Hunters

Started by Geoff Dean, 25th August 2005 07:16 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2005 10:51 PM; by joseph84

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Technology can you keep up

Started by Ashore, 28th July 2005 11:10 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

105, 14mm, 50mm, 95mm, acts, add, answer, converter, games, gig, grams, learning, memory, modum, nos, phone, pics, plugs, rest, ring, send, socket, sound, technology, total, usb, voice, weighing

Replies: 16
Views: 3,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2005 06:56 PM; by Iain

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Retaining Wall

Started by Dan_574, 24th July 2005 08:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

500, 600, battered, bed, brick, call, comments, crushed, dirt, double, engineers, footing, front, gal, garden, opinion, pine, plans, posts, putting, question, retaining, rock, single, steel, top, treated, voice, wall, wide

Replies: 17
Views: 9,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2005 10:29 AM; by bitingmidge

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RETAINING WALLS

Mental Help Line

Started by Ashore, 11th July 2005 11:57 PM

69696969, asylum, beep, busy, call, disorder, dyslexic, earth, fidget, hash, hear, insane, irish, key, line, loss, low, memory, mental, nervous, operators, press, short, talk, term, till, universe, voice, wait, you’re

Replies: 0
Views: 1,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2005 11:57 PM; by Ashore

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Mental Help Line

Started by Ashore, 29th June 2005 12:53 AM

69696969, answer, beep, busy, call, disorder, dyslexic, esteem, fidget, hang, hash, hear, key, line, loss, low, matter, memory, mental, nervous, operators, press, schizophrenic, short, talk, term, till, voice, wait, you’re

Replies: 0
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2005 12:53 AM; by Ashore

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Pencil

Started by DavidG, 12th May 2005 11:18 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 01:06 AM; by Kev Y.

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Builder And Priest Play Golf

Started by jackruss, 11th May 2005 05:29 PM

$hit, booming, builder, continued, dead, difference, easy, game, god, golf, green, hear, immediately, insist, instant, missed, play, pleas, priest, punish, putt, seventeenth, shot, shouted, stone, stop, suddenly, swearing, time, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2005 11:03 PM; by Daddles

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Silly but funny

Started by beejay1, 4th May 2005 04:58 AM

answer, bar, beejay1, bit, bothered, box, centipede, centipedes, decided, drink, franks, friend, funny, heard, hey, house, love, minutes, pet, putting, scroll, shoes, shouting, silly, situation, time, time;, voice, wait, waited

Replies: 1
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2005 03:43 PM; by flea1607

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Centrelink

Started by Peter R, 14th April 2005 05:47 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

annonymous, answer, call, caller, centrelink, concerned, convincing, departments, detail, explain, frivilous, government, investigate, local, matter, miranda, money, obvious, pension, people, person, personal, question, ring, scared, similar, threatened, tomorrow, vexactious, voice

Replies: 23
Views: 4,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2005 06:35 PM; by Peter R

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Shellac users only need apply

Started by ozwinner, 3rd April 2005 08:19 PM

apply, baby, barry, bodying, brush, charity, dries, etc.etc, job, love, ohhhhwhhh, paying, pot, quick, realy, reds, reeeeeeal, runny, shellac, slooooop, sort, stuff, thick, toffee, toooooo, useing, users, voice, warmed, whites

Replies: 11
Views: 2,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2005 06:40 PM; by Duncanmck

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FINISHING

without you, we are but dust...

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th January 2005 11:07 PM

arms, audibly, butt, carefully, change, continued, daughter, dear, dust, eloquent, extended, girl, leaned, listening, lord, minister, mom, moment, obedient, offertory, prayer, rapturous, shrill, upturned, visiting, voice, waxed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2005 11:50 PM; by scooter

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Telstra Tales

Started by Peter R, 6th December 2004 07:47 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$20, account, amazed, authority, bathurst, call, days, decided, happened, internet, iprimus, knowing, kooee, melb, mind, month, operator, phone, rang, recording, ring, service, set, spoke, started, tales, telstra, told, trouble, voice

Replies: 34
Views: 7,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2004 09:57 PM; by Toggy

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What is she doing?

Started by gatiep, 16th December 2004 02:42 AM

anticipation, bag, batteries, beach, carried, couple, drugs, excitedly, girl, hitch, hopping, husband, hushed, leave, lot, met, noticed, people, plan, road, scroll, selling, sells, shes, summer, talk, voice, walk, walked, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2004 01:50 PM; by AlexS

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Cuckoo Clock

Started by silentC, 7th December 2004 09:16 AM

a.m, bit, cleared, clock, coffee, cuckoo, cuckooed, door, easy, farted, giggled, girls, headed, home, husband, innocent, loaded, midnight, morning, night, relief, table, throat, time, times, told, tripped, voice, whew, wide-eyed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2004 11:01 AM; by scooter

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LAst Rites

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 05:46 PM

age, agrees, avenue, brings, catholic, checks, church, comfort, crowd, dying, friday, gasps, gathers, injured, kneels, lay, leans, listen, litany, living, marys, night, octogenarian, policeman, priest, rites, sidewalk, solemn, spectators, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 05:46 PM; by Kev Y.

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New Form of Telemarketing

Started by Barry_White, 31st August 2004 06:16 PM

called, changing, company, computer, form, freetel, hang, hit, impersonal.mad, mad, night, phone, pick, program, recorded, rings, sell, set, starts, suppose, talk, telemarketers, telemarketing, telephone, voice, word

Replies: 7
Views: 2,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2004 05:05 PM; by jackiew

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Tragedy

Started by Christopha, 12th August 2004 07:30 PM

accident, aircraft, blown, boy, carrying, children, conducting, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, fire, friendly, hand, latham, lead, loss, mark, missile, politician, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, stood, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2004 09:39 PM; by Caliban

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New car radio

Started by Iain, 2nd August 2004 06:37 PM

car, causing, children, country, enjoying, front, jackson, kids, michael, music, playing, plays, radio, ran, recognition, rock, roll, shout, songs, soul, started, station, swerve, technology, voice, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 2,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2004 12:12 PM; by Barry_White

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Turner Brown

Started by Bob Willson, 3rd July 2004 06:48 PM

350, answers, brings, brown, curious, dead, dude, elevator, excuse, faints, falls, feet, figured, floor, god, guy, huge, inch, kneels, lbs, penis, questions, standing, staring, tall, testicles, turner, voice, weak, weigh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2004 10:17 PM; by Ian007

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Painting the Temple...

Started by DaveInOz, 25th June 2004 01:45 PM

appeared, business, check, cloud, decided, disbelief, drenched, half, hand, heaven, hit, lightning, local, money, paint, painting, rabbi, rain, repaint, running, start, started, stood, suddenly, synagogue, temple, thin, thunder, voice, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2004 06:38 PM; by Bob Willson

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Spooky

Started by ozwinner, 25th May 2004 07:58 PM

allan, bit, bolted, called, cemetery, cheers, day, decent, gore, gorton, hair, home, it.d, live, looked, manchester, miles, missus, nah, parents, screamed, slowly, spaces, spooky, street, time, voice, walk, wallet’, wasn’t

Replies: 5
Views: 2,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2004 04:22 PM; by Shane Watson

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He wants a divorce

Started by zymurgy, 29th May 2004 12:55 AM

110, 120, accounts, bank, boat, car, cards, concrete, continues, credit, divorce, house, husband, increases, insistently, kph, makes, married, massive, quiet, slowly, speaks, speed, starts, veering, voice, wall, wee, wheel, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 12:55 AM; by zymurgy

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Talking Clock

Started by silentC, 26th November 2003 05:01 PM

315, bloke, boom, clang, clock, cries, ear-shattering, explodes, gong, hey, impromptu, invites, learn, loud, mantle, mates, morning, night, party, piece, pub, spots, street, strikes, talking, tish, voice, watch, whaddya

Replies: 2
Views: 2,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2003 09:15 PM; by Caliban

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Please be seated . . .

Started by Driver, 4th November 2003 03:52 PM

ahh, ahmm, answering, bloke, call, closes, cubicle, cubicles, dickhead, door, drops, enters, gday, hears, mate, mate?”, occupied, poo, public, questions, quick, reluctantly, replies, seated, sits, there’s, time, unsure, voice, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 2,963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2003 03:52 PM; by Driver

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various

Started by Neo, 10th October 2003 01:21 PM

answers, ball, bob, bogey, box, bunker, carton, couples, cover, doctor, green, hole, husband, job, knock, mine, patients, pharmacy, reality, replied, set, shot, shots, tampons, time, toys, understand, voice, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2003 01:21 PM; by Neo

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Dumb Bird

Started by Grue, 29th September 2003 05:54 AM

beneath, bird, burglar, closed, direction, doberman, drapes, dumb, flashlight, froze, grue, happened, house, inside, jesus, kitchen, lamp, laughed, outfit, parrot, parrots, perch, pincher, shined, sic, sitting, steal, tracks, video, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2003 05:54 AM; by Grue

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Food for thought

Started by Driver, 8th August 2003 07:56 PM

blushes, bwack, bwown, cute, fink, food, forward, fuwwy, hands, heart, heels, knees, leans, lisp, mithter, pet, python, quiet, rocks, shop, shopkeepers, sweetest, thought, thyit, voice, wabbits, wabby, walks, weally, widdle

Replies: 0
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2003 07:56 PM; by Driver

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One for the older readers

Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:09 PM

age, beautiful, calls, carefully, chap, deep, faint, feet, fella, frame, frog, hobbling, kiss, minutes, older, picks, pocket, princess, readers, replies, street, suddenly, talking, tiny, totters, voice, walking, wicked, zimma

Replies: 0
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2003 12:09 PM; by Eastie

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Doctor - patient relationship

Started by Eastie, 25th February 2003 01:11 PM

betrayal, bring, dave, day, doctor, don’t, forget, guilt, guilty, head, hear, hed, inside, invariably, matter, overwhelming, patient, patients, reality, reassure, relationship, sense, single, sleep, slept, soothing, vet, voice, worry, you’re

Replies: 3
Views: 1,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2003 10:46 PM; by soundman

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Monk

Started by Gino, 22nd November 2002 06:22 PM

abbot, bloody, bruised, caves, celebrate, copies, copying, crying, dark, downstairs, error, forehead, head, held, hours, hundreds, locked, manuscript, monastery, monk, monks, original, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wall, word, worried, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2002 06:22 PM; by Gino

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A mans wish

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:53 PM

absolute, answer, awaiting, boomed, bridge, build, continued, desire, finally, gazed, glorify, grant, happy, honor, lanes, looked, lord, mans, married, minute, moment, pray, sand, sat, sky, soul, understand, upward, voice, worldly

Replies: 2
Views: 2,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2002 12:21 AM; by Gino

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Wabbits

Started by Kev Y., 3rd May 2002 10:02 PM

black, brown, cute, excuthe, fink, forward, fuwwy, girl, hands, knees, leans, lisp, mithter, pet, phuck, pyfon, quiet, shop, shopkeeper, soft, sweetest, voice, wabbits, wabby, walks, weally, white, wittle

Replies: 5
Views: 2,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2002 09:34 PM; by Kev Y.

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doggy joke

Started by Gino, 1st May 2001 09:08 PM

answered, beam, bell, bird, burglar, clicked, corner, doggy, finally, flashlight, frantically, freaked, heard, jesus, joke, laughed, light, moses, parrot, people, promptly, rest, rotweiller, shined, source, squawked, valuables, voice, warn, watching

Replies: 0
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2001 09:08 PM; by Gino

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For those that work in an office.

Started by Gino, 20th April 2001 05:42 PM

annoyed, boss, bosses, call, caught, computer, costanza, document, documents, george, hands, hardworking, heading, hours, impatient, impression, late, live, lots, magazines, mail, observer, office, people, pile, read, send, voice, walk, work

Replies: 0
Views: 3,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2001 05:42 PM; by Gino

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2 jokes

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:50 PM

accident, atheist, bear, beautiful, bill, christian, created, decision, faster, fine, forest, found, gates, god, happened, heaven, hell, jokes, light, looked, paw, playing, ran, river, shoulder, stopped, told, voice, water, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:50 PM; by Gino

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Cloning and Faith

Started by Iain, 12th September 2000 10:56 AM

amazing, bar, body, built, christian, cloning, constructed, efficient, experience, faith, father, friend, god, happening, heritage, home, israel, jewish, left, patriarchs, pour, rabbi, researcher, returned, son, sons, stated, tradition, voice, workforce

Replies: 0
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2000 10:56 AM; by Iain

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Another Parrot

Started by Mal, 3rd September 2000 11:28 PM

breaks, burglar, cage, call, coming, continues, doberman, hears, house, jesus, kitchen, listens, lounge, moses, night, occupants, odd, parrot, person, polly, replied, stops, voice, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 2,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2000 01:49 PM; by RETIRED

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Deep thoughts

Started by hook, 28th July 2000 11:09 AM

adultery, adults, billion, broker, called, deep, disgruntled, english, enjoy, infancy, infants, invests, language, loses, money, onety, pain, people, pig, pronounced, reportedly, sentence, shape, shortest, stars, tells, thoughts, universe, voice, wise

Replies: 1
Views: 1,922

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2000 03:21 PM; by Rod Smith

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