Silly but funny

[beejay1]

Heard this today from a Client and it made me laugh

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged crawler) which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me? > > > Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..............................YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS! > > > > > > > A little voice came out of the box:.......... > > > > > > > > > > > (WAIT FOR IT)........... > > > > > > > > > "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my Fu**ing shoes on." beejay1 http://community.webshots.com/user/eunos9

[flea1607]

Rofl