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movie camera died in the bum so hers some pics for now

Started by Wild Dingo, 12th October 2006 05:36 PM

6mt, 9mt, access, book, bum, camcorder, camera, compressor, died, door, dusty, eek, figure, gonna, guess, hang, lives, movie, pics, roller, rolleyes, sheds, stuff, tad, thingy, tic, till, wait, walk, weekend

Replies: 11
Views: 2,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2006 02:03 AM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

In Memorium

Started by tameriska, 12th September 2006 10:58 PM

builder, cabinetmaker, carpenter, concreter, cut, dad, day, died, employment, fair, father, hand, hard, knowledge, lining, memorium, memory, miss, mouth, people, plasterer, r.i.p, retail, roofer, started, stonemason, tiler, till, trade, word

Replies: 12
Views: 1,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 11:29 PM; by tameriska

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Peter Brock dies in accident

Started by bennylaird, 8th September 2006 04:24 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

accident, brock, brockie, died, dies, heard, peter, rally, reports, targa, unconfirmed

Replies: 69
Views: 9,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 08:11 PM; by cub3

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mr. Gorsky

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th August 2006 11:20 PM

1938, 26-year-old, answer, answering, armstrong, ball, bay, brought, died, finally, florida, friend, gorsky, heard, hit, july, kid, luck, moon, neighbors, neil, people, question, questions, remark, reporter, responded, sex, speech, time

Replies: 3
Views: 6,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 10:47 AM; by doublejay

Forum:
JOKES

A loving husband

Started by Geoffsa, 2nd August 2006 04:28 PM

$150, ago, buried, bury, chance, days, dead, died, ever-nagging, holy, home, husband, jerusalem, land, loving, passed, replied, rose, ship, shipped, spend, taker, told, undertaker, vacation, wife, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 04:28 PM; by Geoffsa

Forum:
JOKES

Good old Grandma

Started by Geoffsa, 31st July 2006 04:27 PM

####, australia, bless, care, children, declined, died, elderly, father, france, god, good, grandma, honey, husband, iraq, korea, looked, lost, politely, protester, son, stick, touch, train, umbrella, vietnam, war, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2006 04:27 PM; by Geoffsa

Forum:
JOKES

Great Chimp-tation Q8 : "Dead Celeb's"

Started by Zed, 25th July 2006 08:29 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bridge, carpenter, cass, celebs, chimp-tation, chimptation, davis, dead, dead celeb, die, died, exact, great, guys, hendrix, hospital, jim, karen, kennedy, killed, mama, miles, morrison, pigeons, pope, ray, stevie, strahan, teddy, vaughan

Replies: 19
Views: 4,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2006 03:47 PM; by Zed

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

The Mexican caretaker

Started by Breslauer, 21st July 2006 02:12 AM

broke, candle, caretaker, cart, dead, die, died, driver, electricity, ernesto, fire, fired, funeral, hacienda, horse, house, incendio, insane, lord, lucky, meat, mexican, nike, parrot, rotten, talking, tiger, water, won, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 02:12 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Downlights dying

Started by uforia, 24th May 2006 08:13 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 11,836

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2006 09:34 PM; by MrFixIt

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Well I laughed...

Started by Andy Mac, 5th June 2006 10:21 AM

age, apologies, cheersd, coffin, death, died, email, family, formatting, funny, fwded, hokey, laprise, larry, laughed, left, leg, marks, news, peacefully, person, pokey, sad, sadness, shut, started, traumatic, trouble, unnoticed, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 08:10 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Freedom of Information

Started by journeyman Mick, 5th June 2006 02:08 AM

accident, appliances, application, attend, attendance, basically, bugger, coroners, died, fire, foi, freedom, grass, house, information, letter, motor, officers, poor, questions, record, report, responded, rural, stirrer, stubborn, tend, transcripts, vehicle, volunteer

Replies: 7
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 01:13 AM; by Shedhand

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dying Everest Climber - What would you have done?

Started by silentC, 24th May 2006 11:48 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

34-year-old, actions, ago, british, climber, climbers, conquering, continue, david, die, died, dying, edmund, engineer, everest, hillary, inglis, leave, left, mark, mountain, passed, position, questioned, sharp, sir, top, week, worlds, zealand

Replies: 109
Views: 10,940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2006 01:15 AM; by Shedhand

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sad News

Started by fred.n, 17th May 2006 08:43 AM

age, coffin, death, died, family, funny, hokey, laprise, larry, left, leg, moment, news, peacefully, person, pokey, reflecting, sad, sadness, shut, started, trauma, traumatic, trouble, unnoticed, week, world, worth, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2006 10:17 AM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Falling Asleep In Sunday School

Started by DaveInOz, 23rd May 2003 11:21 AM

adam, asleep, ass, break, children, christ, day, died, eve, fall, falling, falls, gonna, half, jesus, late, lord, pencil, poke, pokes, rick, school, screams, shove, sleep, stay, sunday, teacher, time, tomorrow

Replies: 5
Views: 2,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:20 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

locusts

Started by dzcook, 26th March 2006 10:34 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2006 08:15 PM; by chromis

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

No!! surely not an April fools...

Started by womble, 1st April 2006 11:35 PM

april, belonged, boyle, built, cedar, christopher, closed, columbus, cyclone, damage, died, explorer, extensive, fools, iconic, larry, magnificent, missed, nation, north, public, queensland, rainforest, snapped, stump, surely, surrounding, tree, true, wall

Replies: 2
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2006 04:39 PM; by namtrak

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

yet another smilie story

Started by ss_11000, 14th March 2006 07:32 PM

angry, argument, bored, care, combat, complete, cos, day, died, dress, drunk, finished, flamefrowers, hangover, home, job, kicked, laughed, makes, monkeys, party, peed, pulled, sense, sleep, smilie, sniper, story, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 07:40 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

a little smilie story

Started by ss_11000, 7th March 2006 06:33 PM

250, axe, bring, chainsaw, chatting, day, days, died, disgreement, entertain, eventually, flame, found, hammer, hard, horrify, left, possibly, posts, purpose, sleep, smilie, smilies, smilies.d, started, story, survived, thrower, weird, yell

Replies: 13
Views: 1,964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2006 07:40 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

hit by a car...hindoo ??

Started by la Huerta, 2nd March 2006 11:09 PM

bad, beaten, beliefs, belives, bones, bring, broken, car, carhindoo, cuts, died, door, hindoo, hit, home, injuries, internal, life, neighbour, night, piece, religon, spared, survived, understand

Replies: 9
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2006 07:02 PM; by la Huerta

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I'm outa ink

Started by echnidna, 21st February 2006 08:50 PM

black, bum, canon, cartridges, color, complete, coz, cyan, died, empty, epson, halfway, ink, lexmark, light, live, outa, print, printers, printhead, run, runs, set, sticks, sumthin, today.d, tomorrow, tonight, unopened, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 09:33 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Goldfish

Started by graemet, 1st February 2006 10:38 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 10:38 PM; by graemet

Forum:
JOKES

Never say this

Started by echnidna, 15th January 2006 10:21 PM

3.5, beautiful, bike, birthday, bra, call, dear, defrost, deodorant, died, fake, garage, glad, hate, hows, kid, lady, love, miracle, naked, nightmare, phew, pruny, sex, sheep, sisters, strong, ten, time, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2006 10:21 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

What type of car do you drive?

Started by HappyHammer, 15th July 2004 07:01 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

abuse, car, died, drive, favourite, following;, foolish, fun, hi-lux, hummer, jaguar, kids, money, object, owned, pajero, past, pickup, price, range, sad, share, sr5, stuff, theme, threads, toyota, type, wife, yank

Replies: 81
Views: 14,912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2006 01:29 AM; by maglite

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Perfection

Started by Breslauer, 15th December 2005 07:23 AM

admitted, arnold, body, cabbie, cary, computer, continued, died, eat, everybodys, fix, grant, handsome, happy, incredible, married, memory, met, passenger, perfect, perfection, prime, remember, sheldon, sophisticated, star, taxi, wife, women, wow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2005 10:43 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Intimations of mortality.

Started by Driver, 7th December 2005 10:12 PM

ashore, blokes, died, family, forums, friends, girl, girls, imagined, intimations, learned, lost, lovely, married, mate, mates, mortality, news, re-met, saddened, schooldays, settled, started, subsequently, thirty, time, touch, wandering, week, world

Replies: 8
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2005 04:50 PM; by Driver

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Too bad.....

Started by Breslauer, 26th November 2005 08:58 AM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, died, exhausted, finally, freezer, froze, happened, heart, home, horrible, house, keeled, looked, quit, ran, running, searched, started, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2005 11:29 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

The Mother in Law

Started by Baz, 17th November 2005 06:00 PM

$150, ago, buried, bury, chance, days, dead, died, hell, holy, home, jerusalem, land, law, mother, mother-in-law, passed, replied, rose, ship, shipped, spend, told, undertaker, vacation, wife, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2005 08:05 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Important Message For The Pope

Started by DPB, 20th October 2005 03:48 PM

1981, 2005, ashes, australia, champions, charles, crown, crowned, decides, died, europe, european, future, important, liverpool, lost, married, message, pope, prince, re-marry, warn, wins

Replies: 2
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2005 02:16 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

meet the sister

Started by rick_rine, 10th October 2005 09:37 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, australia, bloke, brother, colah, died, driver, forum, front, home, hornsby, lift, light, lino, meet, pub, question, reminds, replacing, replied, shock, sister, story, street, sydney, talking, taxi, true, weird, world

Replies: 27
Views: 3,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 09:21 PM; by biotechy2k

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

If I Died, Would You....?

Started by DPB, 9th October 2005 08:59 AM

answers, bed, clubs, dear, died, expect, golf, handed, hesitatingly, house, husband, left, live, mourning, re-marry, remarried, shes, sleep, time, wife, wisely

Replies: 0
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2005 08:59 AM; by DPB

Forum:
JOKES

Fridays in Hell

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:15 PM

awesome, bankrupt, bet, blackjack, continued, craps, day, dead, demon, died, drink, drugs, feel, found, fridays, gamble, gonna, guy, hell, kidding, love, matter, mondays, poker, roulette, situation, slots, smoke, wednesdays, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 11:17 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Little Old Ladie

Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM

ass, bad, care, children, country, declined, died, elderly, france, handing, honey, husband, iraq, korea, ladie, looked, maam, metro, mouth, politely, protester, protesters, stand, station, stick, touch, umbrella, war, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Silence is Golden

Started by Baz, 11th July 2005 08:58 PM

audible, bed, car, clubs, died, drive, golden, golf, groan, house, hurtful, husband, left-handed, live, makes, married, pictures, proper, remarry, replace, shes, silence, sleep, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 09:16 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

When you grow old...

Started by AlexS, 31st May 2005 01:09 PM

1st, ago, alive, april, attorney, bastard, breasts, defence, died, ebner, excited, feel, feeling, fool, grow, happened, hell, lady, laid, night, porch, rub, rubbing, sat, shot, spicy, stop, told, words, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 01:09 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.

Started by doublejay, 12th May 2005 11:20 AM

account, apply, billing, calling, cancel, cards, cemetery, charges, citibank, closed, collect, credit, dead, death, die, died, family, fax, fees, info, january, late, lawyer, past, phone, report, service, sir, speak, supervisor

Replies: 10
Views: 2,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 01:28 AM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Stripping down a fridge

Started by smidsy, 14th May 2005 01:54 AM

blowing, cabinet, cheers, classic, completely, died, fridge, gas, gut, guys, happen, hei, legal, neighbourhood, paul, pump, remove, shape, stripping, techie, toxic, vac, vent

Replies: 12
Views: 2,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2005 12:01 AM; by craigb

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

flag to half mast (a septic firefighters vent)

Started by ryanarcher, 8th April 2005 04:51 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2001, 3000, 343, count, day, died, eek, firefighters, flag, half, happened, lay, lot, lower, mad, mast, month, previous, priorities, respect, ronald, ryan, september, septic, stayed, subject, sympathy, throwing, vent, week

Replies: 38
Views: 5,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2005 09:49 AM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

computers eerrrr

Started by dzcook, 22nd March 2005 01:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1/2, access, accessabilty, blokes, box, computers, david, died, drives, eerrrr, fine, giving, hard, ideas, impressed, letters, letting, mine, phoneing, screen, sections, site, size, start, talked, thks, window, woodworking, write, xbox

Replies: 25
Views: 3,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 12:43 AM; by barnsey

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

With reservations......

Started by Iain, 18th March 2005 08:04 AM

afraid, attracted, beast, beautiful, cash, casket, charge, charles, coffee, day, died, father, friend, god, husband, inherit, money, remote, replied, replies, reservations, sitting, stupid, undertakers, wait, wife, woman, women, word, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:49 AM; by beejay1

Forum:
JOKES

The Trap

Started by silentC, 17th November 2004 04:16 PM

audible, bed, clubs, conversation, died, dinner, eek, golf, groan, hurtful, husband, jewellery, left-handed, makes, married, pictures, proper, remarry, replace, shes, silence, sleep, suppose, trap, wear, wife, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 09:15 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Nurse Nancy

Started by Bob Willson, 18th November 2004 02:25 PM

alomost, backwards, blood, boil, complaining, control, curldling, died, doctor, doctors, earlier, enema, enemas, god, hallway, heard, hour, hours, milligrams, morphine, nancy, nurse, prick, realized, scream, shes, smiths, sudden, told, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 02:25 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Old age???? NOT!

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2004 05:16 PM

100, 118, 118-year-old, age, alive, amazed, amazement, attribute, checkup, dad, dads, dead, died, doctor, frustrated, golfed, golfer, golfing, grand-fathers, grandpa, grandpas, guess, guy, health, living, married, morning, shape, timer, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 05:16 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

One-liners from the Edinburgh Comedy Festival

Started by simon c, 30th September 2004 11:59 AM

addison, arnold, assembly, brown, carr, chris, circus, comedy, dad, died, dog, edinburgh, family, feel, festival, fire, glasgow, hardware, icc, irish, jimmy, mum, oneliners, people, pleasance, shout, stand, store, susan, underbelly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 11:59 AM; by simon c

Forum:
JOKES

How Not to Die

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:22 PM

16th, anesthesia, attack, attila, bacon, bladder, brahe, century, chicken, chloroform, coronary, dead, die, died, drink, dropped, eagle, fixx, found, head, hed, jogging, night, organic, research, rodale, snow, started, time, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:22 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Ahoy!

Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:19 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,769

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:19 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

RIP Jessie

Started by silentC, 25th August 2004 12:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

affected, balance, bang, bed, check, daughter, day, dealt, died, disease, dog, due, ear, fallen, figured, guess, heard, jess, jessie, left, life, loo, lying, middle, night, rip, slid, time, unable, wall

Replies: 21
Views: 4,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2004 09:34 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Little Johnny

Started by Christopha, 20th August 2004 05:30 PM

billy, blue, builds, called, carpenter, carpet, daddy, day, dead, died, doctor, feel, finally, floor, game, houses, johnny, johnnys, karen, live, makes, people, picks, play, properly, remember, school, stands, teacher

Replies: 0
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2004 05:30 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

bad water

Started by capedcrusader, 15th July 2004 05:05 PM

advance, air/stagnating, appears, bad, bathroom, blanked, branch, clears, couple, died, drawn, heater, hot, house, kitchen, lasts, late, lines, main, noticed, owned, read, run, smell, splits, supply, tap, trapped, water, worse

Replies: 9
Views: 3,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2004 09:11 AM; by Ivan in Oz

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

gorsky

Started by popawisky, 29th May 2004 05:36 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 05:36 PM; by popawisky

Forum:
JOKES

True Doctor Stories

Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:15 PM

body, cab, complete, died, discovered, doctor, elderly, fifty, hoped, husband, include, instructions, jelly, kentucky, line, massive, patch, patient, patients, quickly, read, rebecca, removal, replied, stories, told, true, twenty, undress, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 09:15 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

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