Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence."What are you up to there Nancy?" he inquired kindly. "My goldfish died." she said tearfully, without looking up "and I've just buried him." "Oh I'm sorry" the neighbour said "but that's an awfully big hole for a little goldfish isn't it dear?" Nancy patted down the last pipe of earth firmly with the shovel and then replied. "That's because he's inside your stupid cat!"