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Ice Cream Vendor

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2008 09:34 AM

covered, cream, dead, floor, found, hundreds, ice, local, morning, police, sauce, strawberry, thousands, topped, van, vendor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2008 02:27 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Lawyers' seasonal greeting

Started by wheelinround, 18th December 2008 02:16 PM

acknowledged, actual, alive, and/or, binding, choice, dead, discretion, enforceable, fictitious, greeting, holiday, implement, implies, issuance, jurisdictions, lawyers, promise, proprietary, religious, respect, restrictions, rights, seasonal, secular, sole, traditions, wishee, wishes, wishor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2008 06:38 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

How many times.....

Started by artme, 1st December 2008 01:07 AM

action, astounded, atafona, campos, caused, coast, dead, destruction, dropping, due, eating, extent, fish, fisherfolk, flow, hadn´t, happen, paraiba, people, perpetrators, poorest, river, shown, sort, studies, time, times, water, wihdrawals, world

Replies: 5
Views: 2,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2008 02:07 PM; by prozac

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

there is no hope for the young poeple

Started by nz_carver, 12th November 2008 09:32 PM

10 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

alf, alfs, brain, call, circular, counter, cut, day, dead, for??doh, glue, god, head, hope, it???dohdohdoh, jig, job, nice, pay, poeple, sawu, selling, smile, stick, stop, supur, thay, tool, toys, young

Replies: 142
Views: 15,877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2008 09:19 AM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Cavity slider doors

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

bathroom, bodies, builders, cavity, cladding, crew, dead, door, doors, entry, fiction, floods, guys, house, house.hey, interior, internal, mind-as, moment, movie, opportunity, plot, repairing, runs, sanitisers, sealed, slider, sliding, stripping, upgrade

Replies: 0
Views: 1,848

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Relocating Ducted Heating to wall with no clearance!

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

100mm, 200mm, appreciated, basically, clearance, day, dead, demolished, difference, dig, ducted, excavating, gaining, heater, heating, house, ideas, install, joe, makes, melbourne/preston, option, pretty, quickly, rust, space, unit, walkway, wall, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
HEATING & COOLING

External Painting

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 06:50 AM

1930s, add, appears, claim, climb, coates, coats, couple, cut, dead, difference, double, electrical, experienced, external, facia, gutters, house, includes, jobs, ladder, lower, paint, painters, painting, quotes, story, tree

Replies: 0
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 06:50 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

local sawmill

Started by fenderbelly, 13th November 2008 10:48 AM

accident, arm, bag, couple, cries, day, days, dead, dopey, exercising, head, hospital, limb, local, mick, nurse, paddy, plastic, rehab, rushes, sawmill, serious, severs, shocked, slips, suffocated, surprised, transports, treadmill, usual

Replies: 1
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2008 01:48 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Why We Love Children

Started by WoodJunky, 24th October 2008 10:53 PM

answered, barber, bitch, boy, chicken, child, children, class, dead, dress, drink, farmer, girl, love, math, minutes, mother, move, mummy, play, replied, sky, sleep, son, story, sunday, teacher, thirsty, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2008 05:28 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

just had some hail

Started by underfoot, 22nd October 2008 05:42 AM

bird, boiling, clouds, coming, critters, dead, green, hail, hit, mustardy, noise, quick, quiet, reckon, shredded, smell, survive, telltale, tinge, underside, wild

Replies: 5
Views: 1,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2008 02:41 AM; by Papa

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fleeing Taliban

Started by WoodJunky, 20th October 2008 07:36 PM

afghanistan, bigger, brother, buy, cold, continue, dead, desert, desperate, distance, east, fleeing, hate, hill, hours, ice, jewish, lovely, matter, miles, muttering, restaurant, selling, shalom, staggered, stand, taliban, tie, ties, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2008 07:36 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Romantic first line

Started by wheelinround, 31st August 2008 10:08 AM

0px;, amorous, bag, beautiful, blue, bowls, breath, dead, embrace;, empty, feel, feelings, head, hell, inspired, lies, lime, line, love, rhyme, romantic, roses, smell, stepped, sugar, sweet, telling, violets, vodka, wilting

Replies: 4
Views: 1,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2008 08:18 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

I'm back

Started by Calm, 17th August 2008 09:50 AM

allan, bobs, calf, chains, chance, computer, cow, day, day.2tsup2tsup, dead, finally, forum, frustrating, hardest, hope, hours, life, looked, medd, occured, poor, pulled, reckon, saviour, shut, stage, throw, time, torture, worth

Replies: 6
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2008 08:12 PM; by Christopha

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The bank robber.

Started by issatree, 12th August 2008 08:56 PM

bag, balaclava, bank, chap, counter, dead, husband, lady, left, money, pulls, rob, robber, shoots, stands, street

Replies: 0
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 08:56 PM; by issatree

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JOKES

Member Look A likes

Started by wheelinround, 14th June 2008 05:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

dead, fellow, forumite, guess, likes, member, met, nottingham, photos, recieved, reffering, ringer, rolleyes, sherrif, week

Replies: 24
Views: 3,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 07:56 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

In the jungle.

Started by munruben, 10th June 2008 05:18 PM

beat, bloody, club, dead, death, hell, jungle, kill, lion, pigmy, replies, standing, walking, yeah, yep, zulu

Replies: 2
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 11:56 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Please type carefully

Started by Rodgera, 10th June 2008 06:07 AM

arrival, carefully, checked, day, dead, dearest, email, faint, family, fell, floor, grieving, hot, meet, memory, monitor, note, p.s, passed, piercing, planning, prepared, rushed, scream, screen, sound, tomorrow, type, widow, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2008 06:07 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

On the road

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2008 10:24 AM

attorney, bad, broad, business, car, copper, country, court, creamed, dead, defense, ditch, dog, driving, farm, feeling, hogs, hurt, life, looked, pullin, real, road, semi, shot, sided, suddenly, time, trailer, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2008 10:24 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

School Photograph

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2008 04:40 PM

buy, children, copy, dead, doctor, grown, jennifer;, lawyer, michael, nice, persuade, photograph, photographed, picture, rang, school, shes, teacher, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 04:40 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Blind date

Started by munruben, 2nd June 2008 11:11 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2008 04:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Job Interview

Started by Rodgera, 2nd June 2008 08:12 AM

company, conversation, dead, executive, interview, interviewing, job, learn, living, personality, position, quickly, responded, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 11:21 AM; by Batpig

Forum:
JOKES

wet plasterboard - firechek

Started by pharmaboy2, 15th May 2008 04:07 PM

1/2, boards, btw, dead, dozen, dry, drying, fabric, firecheck, firechek, found, holding, introduce, issue, moisture, nail, perfectly, plasterboard, power, purely, salvageable, set, sheets, soft, stored, tarp, totally, walls, waterproof, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 2,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2008 04:07 PM; by pharmaboy2

Forum:
PLASTERING

External doors

Started by Mrs Mouse, 11th May 2008 07:03 PM

adn, bear, brands, buying, dead, directly, doors, easy, external, garage, height, instal, installed, lead, lock, locks, mind, questions, recommend, replace, security, size, sizes, standard, width

Replies: 3
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2008 11:59 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Drop dead poker

Started by Rodgera, 8th May 2008 03:21 PM

$500, answers, bad, cards, dead, discreet, discretion, door, drop, fallen, gentlemen, hollers, house, husband, knocks, leave, loser, lost, meet, middle, playing, poker, respect, rippington, situation, smith, table, walks, wife, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 08:44 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Re-Painting Melamine help please

Started by sean@nthnsw, 3rd May 2008 12:27 PM

180, 320, attack, board, bonded, colour, dead, doors, factory, form, grit, gun, hand, ideas, kitchen, melamine, neat, paint, penetrol, piece, plan, prepping, re-painting, repaint, repainting, sand, sean, surface, time, tree

Replies: 5
Views: 4,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2008 10:04 PM; by sean@nthnsw

Forum:
PAINTING

Irish logic

Started by wheelinround, 5th May 2008 04:34 PM

aye, care, couple, day, dead, father, front, irish, jackass, jones, kin, lads, lawn, logic, lying, matter, moment, notify, obliged, omalley, people, replied, send, sergeant, smirk, texas, tis, true, wit, yer

Replies: 2
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:38 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Diet

Started by Charleville, 4th May 2008 07:45 PM

3rd, 60lbs, 72743, ????in, amazing, dat, day, days, ddddd, dead, diet, doctor, drop, eat, follow, hunger, instructions, irish, irishman, jaesuz, lost, nodded, overweight, regularly, repeat, shocked, skip, skippin, taut, terribly

Replies: 1
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 12:03 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Absent-Minded Lawyers

Started by Rodgera, 22nd April 2008 02:07 PM

absentminded, autopsy, brain, chest, county, dead, death, died, district, doctor, emergency, examine, examined, hemorrhaging, jar, law, lawyer, lawyers, massive, morgue, patient, perform, performed, physically, practicing, pronounce, records, rest, texas, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 07:24 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Getting into heaven

Started by Dangermouse, 8th April 2008 11:14 AM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, family, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, house, loved, money, pride, sale, school, shouted, six-year, smile, sold, sunday, sweets, tidy, understood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 02:22 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Ideas on sagging plaster ceiling

Started by Claw Hama, 5th April 2008 09:23 AM

bits, ceiling, dead, details, flat, force, guys, ideas, method, ornate, plaster, proven, repairing, sagging, saggy, soft, support, usual, wondered, worse

Replies: 2
Views: 4,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2008 10:00 AM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
PLASTERING

A hunting we will go.

Started by munruben, 16th March 2008 05:23 PM

aimed, allan, barry, bit, car, cows, dead, decided, donkey, farmer, gate, goat, gun, hunt, hunting, joke, mate, pay, pigs, play, property, rang, shoot, shooting, shot, shots, sooner, time, waiting, watch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2008 05:23 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Replacing Lathe & Plaster in 1890's house

Started by ICEMAN., 1st March 2008 03:55 PM

1890, 1890s, 1900s, appears, attatched, boards, dead, expected, house, idea, inch, insulation, lathe, paper, pictured, plaster, pre, replacing, ripping, sills, solid, space, started, studding.~, tar, walls, window, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 03:42 AM; by ICEMAN.

Forum:
PLASTERING

cornice question

Started by DrRazzle, 28th February 2008 10:43 AM

appeal, bit, cheers, cornice, cornices, cottage, curves, dead, doubt, edge, fill, flex, gaps, issue, mdf, means, original, plaster, plasterboard, question, raz, reinstate, renoed, return, slick, slight, straight, victorian, walls

Replies: 9
Views: 1,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 05:28 PM; by DrRazzle

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

A Perfect Marriage?

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th February 2008 06:17 AM

bed, breakfast, climbed, continued, day, dead, extremely, finally, happened, hymn, marriage, morning, perfect, prayer, prayers, praying, psalm, recite, reciting, religious, remarkable, sang, singing, strangled, woke, woman, woodie, woodies, yarning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 06:17 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Electrical Jokes

Started by nev25, 22nd February 2008 12:13 AM

atoms, battery, bulb, call, carpenter, cream, current, day, dead, doughnut, electric, electrical, electrician, electricians, event, favorite, flavor, hand, ice, jokes, light, panel, pick, power, rolls, shock-o-lot, specialists, street, union, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 3,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:13 AM; by nev25

Forum:
JOKES

Laughter In Court II

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th February 2008 12:17 PM

8.30pm, affect, attorney, autopsy, body, court, dead, death, denton, examined, forget, forgotten, huh, kiddin, laughter, marriage, memory, qualified, question, recall, sample, sitting, started, suppose, table, terminated, time, urine, witness, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 12:17 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Moved: Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Started by Chris Parks, 13th February 2008 08:30 PM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 07:52 PM; by Chris Parks

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Irish Woodies

Started by Baz, 13th February 2008 05:15 PM

arm, bag, couple, cries, day, days, dead, exercising, head, hospital, irish, limb, local, mick, nurse, paddy, plastic, rehab, rushes, serious, severs, shocked, slips, suffocated, suppose, surprised, transports, treadmill, usual, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 05:15 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

The Rainbow

Started by dazzler, 9th February 2008 08:53 PM

2foot, bit, called, catch, chasing, confusing, dead, dollars, excitedly, explained, gunna, guts, hands, hard, home, mini-dude, moving, punch, rainbow, real, road, running, tall, this;, thousand, time, way;

Replies: 0
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 08:53 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Big Richard

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th February 2008 10:48 PM

allan, big, calendar, consoled, crying, day, dead, doctor, evening, found, gained, home, hospital, matron, matter, months, newspaper, nurse, paper, recognised, refrigerator, replied, richard, rounds, sobbing, stole, transplanted, trusty, wife, wrapped

Replies: 1
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2008 01:33 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Lion hunt

Started by munruben, 6th February 2008 07:42 PM

$1000, allan, barry, beast, calculation, counting, crept, dead, drinking, finally, fired, heard, hunt, keeled, lion, lions, looked, meters, quick, set, skinning, skins, smile, stone, surrounding, ten, tracked, worth, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 10:43 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Is Wayne Carey Dead!

Started by rowie, 4th February 2008 09:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

carey, commited, dead, duck, heard, horses, morningfrom, mouth, news, nightoooooo, oosad, reports, suicide, unconfirmed, wayne

Replies: 16
Views: 3,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 12:27 AM; by prozac

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cpr

Started by Toyboy, 5th February 2008 12:33 AM

000, accidently, ambulance, answered, attempt, bang, cpr, dead, die, emergency, found, gonna, hang, hearing, hears, loud, mate, operator, operator.are, phone, picks, reporting, roo, sec, shot, shoulder, tells, thud, yeh, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 12:33 AM; by Toyboy

Forum:
JOKES

Sir Walter - section dying

Started by TomDunreedy, 18th July 2007 12:22 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

basically, brown, day, dead, dying, experienced, eye, fertilizer, fine, fix, front, gradually, green, lawn, metre, metres, rest, section, similar, sir, spreading, walter, watering

Replies: 28
Views: 10,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2008 07:21 PM; by Planned LScape

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Brain Dead

Started by MICKYG, 30th January 2008 10:04 AM

attorney, brain, breathing, certificate, check, coroner, cross-examining, dead, death, defense, desk, guess, heart, jar, law, listen, mans, murder, practicing, pulse, signed, sitting, somewhere.rollrollroll, trial

Replies: 1
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 12:05 PM; by bobsreturn2003

Forum:
JOKES

Vet bill

Started by chrisb691, 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM

$300, $50, bird, brought, cage, cat, cost, crosses, dead, exclaims, head, joey, lab, leaves, madam, moments, moving, pay, pronounces, reappears, report, scan, shakes, sniffs, takes, time, vet, wails, walks, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
JOKES

What is your occupation?

Started by Wongo, 13th July 2004 03:12 PM

19 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 19

30%, 80%, bit, bored, boring, cheers, computer, dead, enjoy, job, logic, lot, lucky, mathematics, occupation, post, programmer, start, time, usual

Replies: 271
Views: 49,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2008 01:38 PM; by wayfarer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Electric Chair

Started by nev25, 17th January 2008 10:12 PM

1000volts, 1500volts, 2000volts, 3000volts, allan, allans, allen, audience, boss, chair, collecting, conductor, control, dead, electric, executioner, gee, harassed, kid, matters, pulled, reaction, sat, set, switch, tickets, understand, unscathed, yells, youths

Replies: 10
Views: 1,873

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2008 10:32 AM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Barry's racehorse

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th January 2008 09:17 PM

allan, barry, barrys, calendar, day, dead, dropped, horse, john, months, morning, munruben, nice, purchased, racehorse, rang, replied, stole, travelled, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2008 09:17 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Ponder material.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th January 2008 05:10 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 07:01 PM; by nev25

Forum:
JOKES

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