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    Default In the jungle.

    A Zulu is walking through the jungle comes across a pigmy standing over a dead lion.

    "Did you kill that lion?" asks the Zulu.

    "Yeah, I beat it to death with my club" the pigmy replies.

    "Bloody hell, you must have a big club" says the Zulu

    "Yep, there's about 30 of us"
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Wood that be a woodworking club John?
    Traba non folis arborem aestima

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    Or just John's Branch
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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