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    Default Getting into heaven

    I was testing the children in my Sunday School class to see if they
    understood the concept of getting to heaven.

    I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
    and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"

    "NO!" the children answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every Sunday, mowed the yard, and kept
    everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?"
    Again the answer was "NO!". now I was starting to smile, this was
    fun!

    "Well then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the
    children, and loved my family, would that get me into Heaven?" I
    asked them again.

    Again they all answered "NO!". I was just bursting with pride for
    them.

    "Well", I continued, "then how do I get into Heaven?"

    A six-year old boy shouted out "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"

    Coffee, chocolate, women. Some things are better rich.

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    brava
    Cheers Fred



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    i'll pay that
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