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On Golden Phone

Started by John Saxton, 23rd January 2014 07:07 PM

america, american, aussie, australia, australians, call, church, churches, decided, direct, england, europe, god, golden, heaven, japan, line, orlando, phone, priest, proud, read, sign, smiling, talk, telephone, told, travelled, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2014 07:07 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Heavenly food

Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM

ago’, beef, blood, bodies, called, club, cooked, cooking, day, eat, effects, explains, food, golf, heaven, heavenly, illness, jack, john, manager, maude, meals, meat, normal, oatmeal, out.’, overlooking, pressure, red, you’ve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

A Yorkshire Love Story

Started by Stewie D, 23rd November 2013 11:57 AM

aged, bed, bugger, edit, effort, favourite, final, funeral, happy, heaven, jokes, kitchen, knees, landing, left, love, mustering, round, scones, similar, sixty, spoon, stewie, story, suddenly, table, threw, wife, world, yorkshire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2013 11:57 AM; by Stewie D

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We were made for each other

Started by DaveTTC, 17th July 2013 10:40 PM

bed, bedroom, calm, clean, cooking, finally, forum, hate, hates, heaven, kids, loml, match, nagging, nice, nod, pausing, perplexed, reiterate, reply, smiling, starts, sweet, talking, voice, walks, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2013 06:55 PM; by DaveTTC

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JOKES

You Gotta Love Kids

Started by smidsy, 29th May 2013 06:30 PM

####, atheist, book, clumps, cow, death, deer, discuss, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, god, gotta, grass, heaven, hell, horse, kids, life, love, patty, pellets, produces, qualified, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly

Replies: 9
Views: 1,899

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2013 02:47 PM; by rrich

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A very fair haired jobbie.

Started by Jonzjob, 22nd October 2012 01:47 AM

andy, answer, arrivals, arrive, days, easy, entrance, expect, fair, female, haired, head, heaven, jobbie, letter, matilda, person, peter, question, questions, replied, stand, start, swagman, time, twelve, waltzing, week, ………………………………………, “person”

Replies: 0
Views: 4,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2012 01:47 AM; by Jonzjob

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A Woodies Yarn

Good golfer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2012 05:33 PM

allan, approached, ball, bounced, clump, gap, gates, golfer, good, green, heaven, hit, killed, mighty, noticed, peter, replied, slight, swing, teed, tree, trees

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2012 05:33 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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It would make you cry

Started by BEKKY, 5th December 2011 05:23 PM

blind, born, cried, cripple, cry, crying, day, decided, earth, encountered, farther, happy, heaven, him.bigcry, lord, make, met, public, road, sat, service, son, stroll, sunset, touched, visit, walk, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2011 05:23 PM; by BEKKY

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Ducks in heaven !!!

Started by fenderbelly, 11th May 2011 11:03 AM

accidentally, admonishment, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyelashes, eyes, guy, handsome, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, muscular, observed, peter, st.peter, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, ugly, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2011 12:22 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Waterproofing

Started by Rodgera, 21st January 2011 02:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2011 02:25 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Not enough money in the world

Started by fenderbelly, 18th September 2010 06:09 PM

1786, climbing, heaven, liveleak.com, money, stairway, tempt, tower, world

Replies: 7
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2010 09:53 PM; by ivanavitch

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Questions that haunt me

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th April 2010 08:48 PM

allan, bag, banks, batteries, button, charge, choose, clothes, consider.d, control, cured, dead, death, disease, eternity, freezer, funds, haunt, heaven, injection, insufficient, lethal, money, needles, questions, remote, short, sterilized, stuck, wearing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2010 08:48 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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G'day (finally) from Melbourne.

Started by metester, 9th March 2010 09:23 AM

12-18mths, account, advice, apron, creations, day, don, finally, flickr, forum, gday, heaven, helped, helpful, introduce, john, loml, melbourne, mths, passing, pics, post, shoes, spending, time, weekends, wood, woodworking, workshop, world

Replies: 8
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2010 04:23 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Pope and Tiger Woods

Started by wheelinround, 18th February 2010 02:07 PM

administrative, admits, anxious, apologizes, bids, chat, checking, clerk, day, die, error, explains, farewell, heaven, hell, late, life, mary, meet, meets, mix, paperwork, pope, replied, situation, staff, stop, tiger, virgin, woods

Replies: 2
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 08:58 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Hi All

Started by herplove, 25th January 2010 08:44 AM

antique, australia, avid, construct, day, eras, finishes, forward, furniture, happy, heaven, hobby, jen, knowledge, learning, lovely, manage, piece, pieces, recently, require, restoration, restore, sharing, site, stains, stumbled, tomorrow, vintage, whammo

Replies: 8
Views: 885

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2010 01:31 PM; by mjmjm

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Cricket joke

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 08:02 PM

astonished, astounded, bowler, commencing, cricket, died, game, gates, god, happily, heaven, joke, middle, millions, pearly, peter, played, run-up, shane, shirt, short, sighs, stadium, stands, trembling, ushers, vast, voice, warne, warnie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 08:02 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Marriage in heaven

Started by munruben, 20th September 2009 01:43 PM

accident, couple, died, divorce, eternity, explained, eye, finally, gates, heaven, lawyer, left, listen, looked, marriage, married, months, peter, plight, preacher, returned, sadly, standing, sternly, talking, thinking, time, tragic, wait, wedding

Replies: 5
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2009 05:42 PM; by jow104

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JOKES

You'll like this one allan

Started by Calm, 26th August 2009 08:37 PM

####ing, allan, approached, awww, blocks, boy, called, chuckle, church, coupla, grocery, heaven, kindly, mother, office, pastor, post, replied, son, store, straight, street, sunday, thanked, town, waited, waiting, wallan, you&er

Replies: 4
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2009 09:23 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Train of Life

Started by wheelinround, 2nd June 2009 09:15 AM

background, cline, cry, curse, days, engine, enjoyment, forward, front, hang, head, heaven, jumped, life, lifes, living, music, nelson, patsy, performed, railway, securely, strap, ten, track, train, unknown~, wasted, willie, ~author

Replies: 0
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 09:15 AM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

G Day and a Big timber Hi from Iowa

Started by walnutslabnut, 19th January 2009 11:49 AM

ajuster, allignment, assembly, bar, big, black, blogger, briggs, chainsaw, day, diagram, figuered, havnt, head, heaven, horse, inches, iowa, knowledge, love, mill, platform, post, shaft, slabem, sprocket, strap, timber, time, walnut

Replies: 8
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2009 10:50 AM; by walnutslabnut

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hard to get into heaven these days

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd December 2008 09:55 AM

apartment, balcony, beating, bushes, day, days, edge, fell, finally, floor, grabbed, hammer, hard, heaven, hiding, horrible, instantly, kicking, line, lucky, morning, peter, pretty, railing, ran, refrigerator, stand, started, story, stunned

Replies: 0
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2008 09:55 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Blonde joke

Started by peterpiper, 20th November 2008 05:30 PM

andy, answer, arrivals, arrive, blonde, days, easy, entrance, exam, exclaimed, expect, head, heaven, joke, letter, matilda, peter, question, questions, replied, returned, shaking, short, stand, start, swagman, time, twelve, waltzing, week

Replies: 2
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2008 06:10 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

the golden phone

Started by texx, 10th October 2008 07:33 PM

american, answered, arrived, brisbane, call, church, decided, direct, entered, father, god, golden, heaven, line, local, newcastle, perth, phone, price, priest, queenslanders, read, sign, talk, telephone, time, told, travel, traveled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2008 06:22 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Oy veh!

Started by Groggy, 4th July 2008 09:27 PM

beach, beg, boy, bring, god, grandchild, grandmother, grandson, hat, heaven, huge, jewish, playing, pleads, save, sea, takes, veh, washes, watching, wave

Replies: 1
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 11:55 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Hypnotist

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th May 2008 09:11 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 09:52 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Dolly Parton

Started by fenderbelly, 16th May 2008 10:43 AM

admitted, angel, beats, creations, day, dolly, elizabeth, explain, flush, flushed, flushes, gates, god, gods, heaven, immediately, lever, majesty, matter, outraged, pair, parton, pearly, perfect, pulled, queen, royal, simply, toilet, word

Replies: 7
Views: 2,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 02:16 AM; by BobL

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JOKES

A whale of a story

Started by Rodgera, 24th April 2008 12:16 PM

girl, heaven, hell, human, impossible, jonah, mammal, physically, reiterated, replied, stated, story, swallow, swallowed, talking, teacher, throat, whale, whales

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2008 12:16 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Three Bales

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th April 2008 04:38 PM

allan, attacked, bales, bloody, chair, clothes, cup, dad, die, donkey, door, drove, hay, heaven, home, hung, mum, paper, pushed, reading, remembered, replies, reward, sit, sitting, son, sort, speaker, tea, tear

Replies: 2
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2008 12:50 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Getting into heaven

Started by Dangermouse, 8th April 2008 11:14 AM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, family, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, house, loved, money, pride, sale, school, shouted, six-year, smile, sold, sunday, sweets, tidy, understood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 02:22 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

In an Irish Pub

Started by fenderbelly, 24th March 2008 01:26 PM

die, donegal, father, heaven, irish, mans, meets, murphy, otoole, priest, pub, reply, stand, walked, walks, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 01:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Irish Times

Started by wheelinround, 4th March 2008 01:13 PM

bottle, charlie, cop, die, died, father, finney, gallagher, heaven, hed, irish, lord, mike, murphy, otoole, paddy, parking, pedestrians, priest, replied, shouted, stopped, street, time, times, traffic, trooper, wall, wine, york

Replies: 3
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 11:00 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Irish Prayer

Started by watson, 21st February 2008 03:27 PM

appeared, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, parking, pity, prayer, rest, street, sunday, sweat, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 03:27 PM; by watson

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JOKES

The admittance policy

Started by Wood Butcher, 28th January 2008 04:21 PM

admittance, angel, angels, apartment, bad, balcony, broke, bushes, day, die, died, fell, fingers, fingertips, gate, ground, guy, heaven, howard, inside, instantly, johnnie, moment, naked, policy, refrigerator, shane, trees, warne, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 04:19 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

A talk with Grandma

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 11:10 AM

allan, arrived, calendar, contact, dead, eyes, girl, glorious, grandma, heaven, home, low, medium, months, muttering, progress, question, replied, rolling, school, seance, skies, speaking, stole, talk, tone, trance, trembling, voice, whilst

Replies: 5
Views: 2,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:51 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Fred ... back from the dead.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2008 08:06 PM

allan, arranged, contact, day, dead, decent, eat, filled, florence, fred, happy, heaven, husband, idea, late, lie, love, luck, missing, piece, poor, rabbit, reincarnated, replied, requires, seance, sleep, timboon, time, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:20 PM; by nine fingers

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JOKES

Perfect husband?

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st January 2008 02:31 PM

alive, amazing, attention, breeze, contact, cried, darkened, dear, departed, desperately, found, happier, happy, heard, heaven, honey, husband, late, missing, paid, perfect, psychic, strange, suddenly, trance, unmistakable, voice, waft, widower, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 07:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Paddy in heaven

Started by munruben, 7th December 2007 02:03 PM

,how, beautiful, bewilderment, carefully, deserve, duck, ducks, earth, eternity, fortune, gates, girl, greeted, head, heaven, imagine, life, paddy, partner, passionately, pearly, peter, reward, shakes, step, stepped, treads, understand, walking, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 04:33 PM; by dennford

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JOKES

Teacher and the whale

Started by munruben, 1st November 2007 04:33 PM

girl, heaven, human, human;, impossible, irritated, jonah, mammal, physically, reiterated, replied, stated, swallow, swallowed, talking, teacher, throat, whale, whales

Replies: 6
Views: 1,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 11:09 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

This Thread Could Be About You!!!

Started by sydneyfc, 28th October 2007 08:09 PM

board, chardonnay, heaven, keira, nightly, pciture, picture, post, qoute, remeber, slide, thingo, thread, underneath, whoevers, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 09:39 PM; by Wood Butcher

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Clock Room (apologies if you have read/heard it before!!)

Started by BazzaDLB, 3rd October 2007 02:13 PM

,he, ,what, apologies, arrival, belong, ceiling, clock, clocks, cooling, dies, explained, fan, fast, faster, guy, heaven, lies, looked, lot, noticed, notices, people, peter, politicians, read or heard, room, run, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 02:13 PM; by BazzaDLB

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JOKES

An oldie with tomorrow's twist

Started by BazzaDLB, 28th September 2007 02:17 PM

black, caviar, day, deal, devil, doors, drink, elevator, escorts, eternity, friends, garbage, golf, heaven, hell, howard, hug, john, live, lobster, middle, oldie, people, peter, saint, time, tomorrow, twist, wasteland, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 10:18 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Munruben Cattle Ranch

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th September 2007 06:14 PM

500, allan, bloke, branding, called, cattle, day, dying, hazy, head, heaven, hope, invested, lazy, luck, lucky, met, munruben, ranch, sevens, survived, time, worried

Replies: 8
Views: 1,752

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 12:29 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Pope visits Luciano Pavarotti's Deathbed

Started by skot, 12th September 2007 09:02 PM

ascends, deathbed, demise, ear, enter, envelope, gates, hand, hands, heaven, luci, luciano, lucianos, meeting, owe, passes, pavarotti, pavarottis, pearly, peter, pope, reads, saint, slips, tener, visits, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 09:23 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Bran Muffins

Started by Barry_White, 5th June 2007 05:52 PM

beautiful, beverages, bran, cholesterol, day, enjoy, fat, flowing, foods, free, glanced, health, heaven, hill, imaginable, looked, low, lunch, managed, married, muffins, nervously, peter, play, replied, reward, rich, sixty, watched, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2007 06:21 PM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

Howard...been done before I know but...

Started by Iain, 13th May 2007 09:56 AM

caviar, choose, club-house, day, deal, devil, doors, drink, elevator, escorts, eternity, friendly, friends, golf, heaven, hell, howard, howardbeen, hug, john, liberals, live, lobster, menzies, middle, peter, saint, tequila, time, wasteland

Replies: 1
Views: 1,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2007 01:38 AM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Oh! the shame

Started by John Saxton, 11th February 2007 06:25 PM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, died, exhausted, finally, freezer, heart, heaven, home, house, keeled, looked, quit, ran, running, searched, shaking, shame, started, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2007 06:25 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Ant caping - Replace timber corner posts

Started by Fisherdroid, 2nd February 2007 11:16 AM

ant, antcaping, bars, beams, besser, block, blocks, cap, caping, concrete, construction, continue, control, corner, eventually, flat, footing, foundation, hardwood, heaven, lot, post, posts, prop, replace, sill, termite, timber, underneath, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 2,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2007 12:34 PM; by SilentButDeadly

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Cricket in Heaven

Started by jugglingogre, 17th January 2007 12:31 AM

aussie, awe, bad, bar, batting, bit, bloke, chat, coldy, cricket, descends, fine, game, hand, happy, hardwood, heaven, left, major, mate, news, promise, question, remembering, replies, responding, score, sheet, surprised, vital

Replies: 3
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2007 10:42 PM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

How to hold it up whilst repairing

Started by celeste, 13th January 2007 11:24 PM

approx, attached, bases, celeste, change, colorbond, corrigated, decided, eaten, green, heaven, hold, house, main, measures, o.k, pergola, plans, plastic, posts, project, repairing, replace, steel, strip, structure, stuff, termite, top, whilst

Replies: 13
Views: 2,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2007 06:38 PM; by David L

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Death Before Dishonour

Started by John Saxton, 14th December 2006 08:48 AM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, die, died, dishonour, exhausted, finally, freezer, froze, heart, heaven, horrible, house, keeled, looked, ran, running, searched, started, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2006 08:48 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

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