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In the jungle.

Started by munruben, 10th June 2008 05:18 PM

beat, bloody, club, dead, death, hell, jungle, kill, lion, pigmy, replies, standing, walking, yeah, yep, zulu

Replies: 2
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 11:56 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Fisher & Paykel Washer (IW709) Error Codes

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 5th September 2006 11:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$$$$, call, charge, code, codes, diagnose, died, error, error/service, f&p, fisher, fortunate, hell, iw709, lcd, list, machine, model, nose, paykel, provided, screen, service, shot, tells, told, washer, washing, wrong

Replies: 26
Views: 33,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 05:21 PM; by manoftalent

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fingers

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd June 2008 12:26 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 12:26 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

First Kiss

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2008 02:28 PM

ahead, air, blue, button, confidence, crying, dad, darling, disheveled, favorite, girl, girls, hair, hand, hell, intercom, kiss, leans, light, loud, pajamas, pleeeeease, porch, risky, sister, sleepy, smiling, takes, voice, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2008 02:28 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Power Consumption Spa Question

Started by Dave_KB, 13th May 2008 08:42 PM

16amp, aircon, airconditioners, amp, amps, combined, consumption, cope, ducted, electrical, heater, hell, houses, lived, load, phase, power, pump, question, questions, rated, run, runs, service, single, sort, spa, specs, standard, underground

Replies: 4
Views: 2,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 10:22 AM; by Dave_KB

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Am I over reacting...

Started by Toolin Around, 8th March 2008 09:57 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ants, bug, counter, defiant, doh, dose, dumb, eating, food, hates, hell, kill, kitchen, mortein, pi55ed, poison, poisoned, preparing, pretty, reacting, reprimanded, shes, shyte, spray, spraying, story, surfaces, walk, week, wife

Replies: 21
Views: 3,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2008 12:53 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

A whale of a story

Started by Rodgera, 24th April 2008 12:16 PM

girl, heaven, hell, human, impossible, jonah, mammal, physically, reiterated, replied, stated, story, swallow, swallowed, talking, teacher, throat, whale, whales

Replies: 0
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2008 12:16 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Irish

Started by Claw Hama, 22nd April 2008 09:15 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 09:15 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

A few children's books

Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:15 AM

allan, anatomy, book, books, children, childrens, crying, curious, daddy, eating, eggs, fly, games, hamster, hell, hide, human, kicking, kittens, microwave, mommy, neat, paper, pop, pop-up, school, sissy, snitched, toilet, whining

Replies: 0
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 09:15 AM; by Elbow

Forum:
JOKES

Ebay going belly up?

Started by weisyboy, 24th March 2008 08:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acording, belive, belly, customer, dealing, depends, due, ebay, hell, leave, lot, mutch, people, poor, question, seller, service, tonight, true

Replies: 25
Views: 3,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2008 02:36 PM; by Incoming!

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Info required on decking

Started by 32hyb, 10th March 2008 02:48 PM

,also, 32hyb, 56sq, 5mm, 90x19mm, allan, beat, decking, drilling, drive, gap, hardwood, head, hell, inbiult, info, joist, longevity, metres, plank, posi, question, required, screwing, screws, section, securing, thinking, type, wider

Replies: 7
Views: 2,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 09:02 PM; by 32hyb

Forum:
DECKING

Is it worth using Gypsum?

Started by Tubby2, 17th March 2008 03:44 PM

100mm, backyard, break, breakdown, cheers, clay, coule, drains, excavated, finished, front, gday, gunna, gypsum, hell, layer, putting, retainting, running, shale, sirwalter, thatll, thinking, top, trick, turf, underlay, wall, worth, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 03:44 PM; by Tubby2

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Crook back

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2008 01:03 PM

allan, ambulance, assured, attended, bmw, calendar, car, couple, crook, explain, extricate, fireman, firemen, happened, hell, husband, jaws, life, mans, months, replied, seized, sobbing, staff, stole, suddenly, tools, top, uncontrollably, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 01:26 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Menopause jewellery

Started by Incoming!, 7th March 2008 07:27 PM

bad, bought, buy, day, diamond, discovered, forehead, green, hell, husband, jewellery, leaves, mark, menopause, monitor, mood, moods, red, ring, swings, time, unhappy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 06:49 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Bookmarking

Started by Daddles, 7th March 2008 09:20 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 10:33 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

The John

Started by Elbow, 7th March 2008 11:03 AM

allan, bar, bartender, bathroom, blood, bucket, curdling, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, john, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 11:03 AM; by Elbow

Forum:
JOKES

Three Italian nuns ......

Started by WoodJunky, 10th February 2008 12:54 AM

bell, exemplary, granting, habit, hands, hell, italian, laid, laugh, laughing, led, lives, lord, months, newspaper, nun, nuns, paper, peter, pipeline, reads, ring, sahara, sara, shes, sister, starts, straight, takes

Replies: 4
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 05:47 AM; by pitbull

Forum:
JOKES

Rocker's Heart is in the right place!

Started by bitingmidge, 29th January 2008 06:45 PM

2tsup2tsup2tsup, artery, basically, bit, chair, cheers, destruction, email, fantastic, heart, hell, hospital, legs, looked, luck, morning, news, perfectly, phone, place, poke, progress, recovery, rocker, shave, short, time, videos, weekend, weeks

Replies: 11
Views: 2,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 10:47 AM; by prozac

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Ray has a few too many

Started by munruben, 21st January 2008 09:26 AM

allowed, angrily, bangs, bar, bars, bartender, demands, door, drink, drinks, drunks, fist, freakin, front, hell, loudly, ray, returns, serve, shouts, sits, slurs, staggers, stumbles, told, walks, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 11:11 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

removal of wall help

Started by petaoco, 20th January 2008 10:13 PM

2.7, 3.5m, approx, bench, confusing, cooker, freestanding, glass, google, hell, hints, ideas, installers, island, kit, kitchen, laundry, outta, pages, recommendations, removal, shaped, solid, splash, timber, tips, tops, units, wall, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2008 10:13 PM; by petaoco

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

how the hell do i send pictures

Started by patty, 8th January 2008 04:33 PM

computer, file, gday, grand, hell, iliterate, images, makes, pics, pictures, send, sense, site, somethin, time, url

Replies: 10
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:52 AM; by Dirty Doogie

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Moved: how the hell do i send pictures

Started by patty, 8th January 2008 06:09 PM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 06:07 PM; by Dirty Doogie

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blind skydiving.

Started by munruben, 7th January 2008 07:28 PM

blind, dive, dog, hell, people, scares, sky, skydiving

Replies: 3
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 09:04 AM; by Black Ned

Forum:
JOKES

Engineer

Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 08:36 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 08:58 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
JOKES

Rotten stinking lowlife scum!

Started by Christopha, 3rd December 2007 02:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloody, christmas, company, covered, dearest, driveway, fellow, guns, hell, insurance, knackered, left, lowlife, mans, merry, mine, mongrel, nail, parked, power, public, rang, rotten, rush, scum, steal, stinking, tools, trade, ute

Replies: 18
Views: 2,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2007 01:20 PM; by Matt88s

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

1 metre stump holes?

Started by bugsy, 5th December 2007 05:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

600mm, 800mm, arm, bobcat, deep, dig, dirt, extensions, hell, help.doh, hole, holes, metre, pick, shovel, stump, till

Replies: 21
Views: 4,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2007 07:21 PM; by bugsy

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

MDF cut to size in Adelaide

Started by Scooterscum, 16th December 2007 03:08 PM

accurately, adelaide, brother, btw, bunnings, cabinet, cabinetmaking, cheaper, cut, cutting, designing, doors, fnq, gidday, hell, kitchen, material, mdf, mobs, process, questionrolleyes, sheet, shop, simon, size, specalize

Replies: 7
Views: 6,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2007 10:35 AM; by Scooterscum

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Dear Wife

Started by wheelinround, 7th December 2007 08:59 AM

ago, anymore;, borrowed, boxers, coincidence, cooked, dear, dollars, eating, ex-husband, favorite, fifty, hell, home, hope, job, letter, life, love, loved, meal, morning, notice, p.s, quit, silk, sister, soaps, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 12:23 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Little Waldo

Started by Waldo, 16th November 2007 10:56 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

2.9, anymore, beautiful, born, breathing, care, complete, days, emergency, family, finally, hell, hospital, improvement, james, kylie, morning, nicu, night, pain, recovering, satisfactory, son, special, stay, sugar, sugars, waldo, ward, woot

Replies: 65
Views: 6,967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 09:40 AM; by Waldo

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Doctors advice

Started by fenderbelly, 4th December 2007 12:34 PM

advice, answer, calm, denies, doctor, doctors, feeling, found, hell, husband, husbands, hyde, imagine, jekyll/mr, listen, masturbating, patient, pretty, regularly, replied, simple, start, started, talking, tells, times, treatment, wife, woman, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 12:34 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Yellow 24

Started by Stevenp, 23rd November 2007 04:28 PM

bingo, bloody, called, caller, card, corners, earth, grid, hell, home, house, line, luckiest, lucky, nasty, national, news, raffle, screamed, son, stage, virus, win, wins, won, yellow, £1000, £320, £35

Replies: 0
Views: 1,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 04:28 PM; by Stevenp

Forum:
JOKES

bad luck comes in threes

Started by Gags_17, 21st November 2007 01:35 PM

19mm, 31mm, 50mm, aff, bad, car, console, finger, flush, foot, heel, hell, hurtr, lil, lol, luck, nail, nailed, nial, oucheeeee, piece, pulled, realised, sle, sticking, stiting, stood, thort, threes, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 04:12 PM; by Gags_17

Forum:
SAFETY

Steel I-beams under bearers?!

Started by madrussian, 4th November 2007 08:42 PM

appreciated, bearers, brick, cheers, floorboards, girders, greatly, hell, house, i-beams, ibeams, joists, lot, mate, piers, remove, reno, restump, set, set-up, sitting, slide, steel, struck, struggling, stumps, sub-floor, thoughts/suggestions, underneath, weight

Replies: 3
Views: 2,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 05:01 PM; by madrussian

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Parramata bus

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2007 11:03 PM

bang, bus, cab, calls, catch, crash, credit, decided, finally, gate, hell, hiking, hitch, jumps, mick, noise, paddy, parked, parramata, parramatta, replies, rrrrr, running, scared, silence, smash, smashes, times, vroom, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 09:06 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

door jamb not plumb

Started by juan, 8th November 2007 08:27 PM

59799, 5mm, appreciated, approx, architrave, architraves, bathroom, bottom, cheers, door, hallway, hell, hinged, inside, jamb, lining, lock, plumb, project, pulling, remove, renovation, replace, replastered, results, suggestions, top, touched

Replies: 3
Views: 3,955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2007 11:59 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Put in some fluoro's......

Started by Iain, 25th August 2007 06:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$23.00, $35.00, amps, boom, buggered, buy, cable, electrical, extension, fluoro, fluoros, hardware, hell, home, leads, link, local, mere, metre, plugs, question, quicksnip, saving, section, shifty, spy, strip, time, walking, wire

Replies: 15
Views: 5,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2007 10:04 PM; by hughie

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Yarns from the ongoing saga of Dingo Creek

Started by Wild Dingo, 1st November 2007 06:03 PM

1mtr, 35k, 800, budget, builder, building, company, creek, demo, dingo, earthworks, flood, gonna, ground, hell, home, house, kit, level, mark, mmm, move, ongoing, property, rebuild, saga, set, shire, tape, yarns

Replies: 7
Views: 1,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 10:08 AM; by Black Ned

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Mystery Spots

Started by Metal Head, 27th October 2007 11:09 PM

animals, apple, attached, birds, blanket, cheers, concrete, cut, door, droppings, garage, garage~, half, hell, idea, images, like%t, mystery, pips, spots, stick, takenrolleyes, theys

Replies: 4
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 03:06 PM; by Metal Head

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Couple Celebrate Marriage From Hell

Started by Metal Head, 27th October 2007 02:06 PM

bloodstained, bony-gloved, borne, carrie, celebrate, clad, clutched, coffin, colleague, companion, couple, emerging, film, grim, hand, hearse, hell, horror, i’ve, lord’s, marriage, minister, pallbearers, prayer, read, reaper, scroll, star, sweetest, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 02:06 PM; by Metal Head

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wish me luck lads, I'm going back in

Started by Matt88s, 25th October 2007 02:25 PM

bit, breath, coffee, days, door, feeling, finish, grrr, guy, hands, hell, knock, lab, lads, left, luck, mate, organic, partner, people, procedure, prof, pull, school, serious, shaking, shrug, sir, started, time

Replies: 6
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 02:27 AM; by Matt88s

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Yep i'm SHOUTING

Started by Shedhand, 16th October 2007 11:49 PM

150k, 70k, bathroom, budgeted, death, finished, gday, hell, hope, howard, invented, john, lath, look-a-likes, mates, plaster, reno, rotting, shouting, strangers, surrounded, yep, ~no

Replies: 14
Views: 2,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2007 02:00 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Flight Attendants

Started by wheelinround, 12th October 2007 04:15 PM

aisle, announce, attendant, attendants, beat, bitch, brute, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hear, hell, main, missing, outrank, pitty-pat, plane, princess, queen, raise, replied, served, swear, sweet-cheeks, tray-up, trazy-poo

Replies: 2
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:05 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

New dial guage thingy with base!!

Started by Wild Dingo, 2nd October 2007 06:30 PM

base, bezel, bit, bout, cheers, clarity, dial, doh, duhhhh, finger, fixed, forgot, guage, hell, leave, move, nob, nobs, note, oops, pics, pliers, position, required, sorta, thingy, tight, tighten, top, understanding

Replies: 8
Views: 2,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 10:59 AM; by arose62

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What the hell?

Started by gary70au, 28th September 2007 03:46 PM

bit, bottle, bottom, ceiling, ceilings, closely, cornice, cornices, drops, ensuite, gary, gyprock, hanging, hell, ideas, liquid, milk, morning, painted, painting, patching, pic, previously, robe, spray, sprayed, top, villaboard, walk, wall

Replies: 9
Views: 1,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2007 08:11 PM; by bugsy

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

An oldie with tomorrow's twist

Started by BazzaDLB, 28th September 2007 02:17 PM

black, caviar, day, deal, devil, doors, drink, elevator, escorts, eternity, friends, garbage, golf, heaven, hell, howard, hug, john, live, lobster, middle, oldie, people, peter, saint, time, tomorrow, twist, wasteland, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 10:18 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

pneumatic jacks for restumping

Started by hoidey, 1st August 2007 11:38 AM

acroproping, acroprops, beam, beats, bjesus, chop, compressor, done/seen, hell, hoidster, hold, holiday, hook, house, intensive, jacks, labour/time, length, lifting, mate, photos, pneumatic, process, pumelling, renos, restump, restumping, swears, technique, xmas

Replies: 10
Views: 7,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 01:18 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

french polishing rosewood box

Started by astrid, 23rd September 2007 08:07 PM

achieved, admit, astrid, banding, box, brushing, coats, danish, edge, fill, french, happy, harder, hell, job, jobs, kicks, moment, oil, originaly, passable, polisher, polishing, rosewood, settled, thin, times, tips, top, world

Replies: 5
Views: 2,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 09:23 PM; by astrid

Forum:
FINISHING

carnubra wax

Started by astrid, 21st September 2007 12:01 AM

astrid, bought, canubra, carnubra, discovered, flakes, forums, gum, guys, hell, hogging, joy, laughing, mix, moths, pure, question, reputable, simple, sitting, source, turps, wax

Replies: 7
Views: 2,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 07:33 PM; by astrid

Forum:
FINISHING

For the Ladies

Started by wheelinround, 20th September 2007 10:23 AM

babe, bear, beautiful, beauty, bitch, call, charming, control, douse, embrace, flame, handle, hell, hold, individual, ladies, makes, means, ounce, proud, send, smile, speak, squash, stand, succeed, title, total, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 08:38 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
JOKES

Best tap washers

Started by Pulse, 21st May 2006 09:03 PM

black, closure, dome, firm, hell, hyroseal, lasting, people, property, pulse, quality, rental, sqeaks, sqeaky, tap, tia, tighten, tightened, washers

Replies: 9
Views: 13,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 03:22 PM; by Jacksin

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

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