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School Theatre

Started by Rodgera, 31st March 2009 08:59 PM

acting, announced, appointment, billy, billys, day, dental, enthusiastically, father, giving, hed, knowing, married, picked, play, roles, school, son, speaking, theatre, twenty

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2009 08:59 PM; by Rodgera

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The blonde who married a catholic

Started by Stevenp, 14th March 2009 04:59 PM

anticipation, apparently, bed, blonde, bride, catholic, couch, crawled, heard, honeymoon, husband, lend, lent, long?d, love, married, nightie, replied, ridiculous, settled, sexy, slipped, sobbed, tears

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Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2009 04:59 PM; by Stevenp

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The invisible couple

Started by munruben, 19th February 2009 02:05 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2009 08:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Oh No :)

Started by gawdelpus, 12th February 2009 09:21 AM

announcer, blondes, breakfast, car, doh, even-numbered, exhibit, expecting, garage, heard, honey, husband, inches, leave, listening, love, married, morning, moved, park, radio, replied, snow, snowplows, street, understanding, voice, week, wife, winter

Replies: 3
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 09:50 AM; by Ozkaban

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The Truth at Last

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd January 2009 04:54 PM

admit, anonymous, bad, birthday, brimming, effective, forget, guy, happy, holt, husband, james, left, marriage, married, mcgavra, murra, nash, patrick, remember, revenge, secrets, shut, steals, truth, wife, wifes, wives, woman, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2009 03:26 PM; by Ozkaban

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Howdy, from Texas!

Started by dnb, 12th December 2008 08:07 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 2,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2008 12:07 AM; by dnb

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Jury Selection

Started by Rodgera, 7th November 2008 03:31 PM

begin, called, certainty, dan, expressed, formed, holder, honor, judge, juror, jurors, jury, married, murder, opinion, potential, preparation, process, property, prospective, publicized, replied, responded, selection, session, single, stated, tiresome, trial, twenty

Replies: 1
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2008 06:22 PM; by chrisb691

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Marriage quotes from famous

Started by Shrek3, 27th October 2008 08:21 PM

accounts, agreement, barr, bought, dangerfield, ear, experienced, famous, jewelry, marriage, married, met, miserable, mutual, pact, pain, pierced, prepared, quotes, reason, rita, rodney, roseanne, rudner, signed, suicide, twenty, watch, wife, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2008 02:10 PM; by rsser

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Hiya's

Started by sidsnot, 31st October 2008 09:10 PM

1st, country, d.i.y.er, fan, folks, head, hiya, impressed, leauge, lover, married, motor, motorcyclist, motors, mucker, music, perth, player, race, relevant, request, rev, rugby, shed, sidsnot.2tsup, site, teens, type, web, wood-wise

Replies: 6
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2008 10:38 AM; by fubar

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mum meets the bride to be

Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2008 09:32 PM

addition, amazing, beautiful, bride, bring, chat, couch, day, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, house, immediately, love, ma.guess, married, marry, meets, middle, mother, mum, red-head, replies, sits, tells, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2008 09:37 PM; by Calm

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Ain't Love Grand

Started by Barry_White, 15th October 2008 06:51 PM

daddys, father, fortune, girl, grand, honey, hubby, husband, lady, lap, left, love, married, matter, mom, mum, newly, picture, pretty, replied, seat, sexy, sitting, son, sweetly, troubles, warning, wife, woman, worries

Replies: 2
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2008 11:12 PM; by Papa

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just like frank

Started by texx, 3rd October 2008 10:17 PM

amazing, avoid, blacks, cabbie, change, feldman, fellow, fix, frank, fuse, guy, highly, jams, married, measure, meet, met, mistake, passenger, perfect, polished, quickest, shoes, street, stuck, taxi, time, traffic, widow, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2008 10:17 PM; by texx

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hello from a u.k woddy!!

Started by cornucopia, 29th September 2008 12:30 AM

daughter, green, hobby, live, married, midlands, u.k, woddy, wood, woodturning

Replies: 8
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2008 12:01 AM; by pitbull

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Quick Funnies

Started by Shrek3, 19th September 2008 10:56 PM

advice, cooking, crazy, dirty, dishes, fancy, feel, fools, friend, friendly, funnies, home, honest, honey, house, husband, invite, invited, married, meal, mess, poor, quick, shopping, supper, thinking, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 2,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2008 01:05 AM; by Shrek3

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The old motor

Started by wheelinround, 18th September 2008 08:38 AM

approached, attending, birth, black, change, child, congratulate, couple, delivery, gentleman, grinned, guess, hospital, marriage, married, motor, nurse, oil, patted, replied, returned, running, smiled, smiling, surely, talk, time, told, town, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2008 10:54 PM; by Shrek3

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G'Day all

Started by HazzaB, 17th July 2008 04:36 PM

answers, bigger, born, bred, building, built, cheers, craft, day, dogs, doh, enjoy, expensive, fishing, gday, grandkids, harry, kids, mandurah, married, motto;, mountains, questions, shed, snowy, stairs, sun, time, welding, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 10:49 PM; by munruben

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Proper rememberance

Started by Rodgera, 15th July 2008 08:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 08:31 PM; by Rodgera

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Sticky: WHAT TO POST in this forum

Started by ubeaut, 12th July 2008 11:40 AM

1963, accident, bla, carving, central, forum, founded, furniture, gday, honing, married, neil, post, professional, restorer, return, school, skill, spent, started, tech, tools, victoria, victorian, week, wonderful, woodcarver, woodturner, woodwork, woodworkers

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Views: 33,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2008 11:40 AM; by ubeaut

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Leather Gear

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd July 2008 11:56 AM

batman, black, bras, chatting, coffee, dinner, dreams, engaged, gear, home, husband, kids, leather, looked, love, lover, married, mask, mistress, mother, night, outfit, stay, surprised, thongs, wear, wearing, wild, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2008 06:14 PM; by fenderbelly

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Satan himself

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 10:50 AM

afraid, agony, appeared, calm, calmly, church, doubt, entrance, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, perturbed, physical, profound, realize, replied, reply, running, satan, screaming, sister, sitting, started, ultimate, word, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 11:39 AM; by wheelinround

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New machine

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th June 2008 10:51 AM

allan, barry, clicks, commented, fellow, husband, imagine, invented, item, john, lie, machine, married, mouse, newspaper, passenger, read, reading, replied, scientists, sitting, teach, telling, train

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Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 10:51 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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What's in a name

Started by Rodgera, 3rd June 2008 01:49 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2008 11:12 PM; by malb

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Holiday woes

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th June 2008 10:01 PM

allan, annual, bloke, boss, chap, clicks, holiday, holidays, married, mouse, replied, returning, spoil, teach, weeks, woes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2008 10:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Things That Are Difficult To Say When....

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd June 2008 06:01 PM

attempt, booze, car, coordination, dance, difficult, disorder, downright, drunk, fighting, fool, hate, home, impossible, innovative, married, morning, nearest, nope, park, passive-aggressive, pee, preliminary, proliferation, refuse, road, specificity, things, toilet, type

Replies: 7
Views: 1,854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2008 06:18 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Funny Mathematics

Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:08 AM

$10, $20, argument, beginning, boss, bugging, change, dumb, employee, expecting, funny, future, happy, item, lot, love, marriage, married, marries, mathematics, pay, people, romance, smart, stop, successful, understand, wife, woman, worries

Replies: 0
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 12:08 AM; by WoodJunky

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Considerate Male ??

Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2008 09:27 AM

allowing, considerate, daze, drop, embraced, eyebrow, fish, fridays, husband, kissed, male, marriage, married, moment, mondays, neglect, passionately, quietly, raised, replied, sat, shut, stand, therapist, times, watched, wednesdays, week, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2008 10:11 AM; by wheelinround

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San Francisco Man Becomes First American To Grasp Significance Of Irony

Started by Ozkaban, 6th May 2008 11:58 AM

aged, american, burned, children, concept, cool, francisco, friends, fullmer, future, grasp, grilling, grips, guy, intended, irony, man, married, month, offence, planned, pretty, real, san, significance, steaks, time, weather, weekend, [no

Replies: 8
Views: 2,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 09:22 AM; by switt775

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Married Life

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd May 2008 11:15 PM

batman, beer, bodice, control, dinner, engaged, eyes, grabbed, hey, husband, kids, leather, life, love, married, mask, mega, mistress, mothers, night, office, raincoat, ready, sex, stay, stilettos, super, wearing, wild, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2008 11:15 PM; by WoodJunky

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The Journey Of Man

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th April 2008 09:40 AM

ambition, ambitious, boobs, decided, directionless, divorced, energetic, feet, firmly, found, fun, girl, girlfriend, ground, impetuous, initially, journey, life, mad, man, married, miserable, owned, passionate, planted, real, settling, smart, whwn, wiser

Replies: 2
Views: 1,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2008 04:50 PM; by echnidna

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2 Builders

Started by Claw Hama, 21st April 2008 10:02 PM

active, assume, bedroom, beer, bill, builders, built, children, explain, fred, garden, goldfish, house, logical, married, masturbate, mate, nights, offence, pond, pub, rough, scientist, sexually, size, stockbroker, suit, toilet, wife, yep

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Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 10:02 PM; by Claw Hama

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Stage play

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th April 2008 04:14 PM

actor, allan, announced, barry, calendar, effort, fancied, fifty, john, married, mate, months, persisting, play, pleased, proudly, secured, speaking, stage, stole, time, upcoming

Replies: 2
Views: 1,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 05:31 PM; by kekemo

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marriage 2

Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2008 10:46 AM

blind, bus, crazy, dad, dear, father, forgive, guy, husband, life, lord, love, marriage, married, patience, pray, replied, replies, riding, rubber, son, stick, thinking, ticking, understand, walking, wife, wisdom, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 10:46 AM; by wheelinround

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Long Marriage

Started by Rodgera, 10th April 2008 01:08 PM

2tsup, amazing, decision, decisions, doh, happy, long, makes, marriage, married, met, proudly, replied, responded, secret, woman

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Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2008 01:08 PM; by Rodgera

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Bed bugs

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th March 2008 08:39 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 11:16 AM; by Rodgera

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Nagging wife

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:27 PM

allan, barry, bride, building, calendar, car, enjoy, hard, headed, honeymoon, hour, lathes, lights, local, married, months, nagging, occupied, pulled, ran, responded, set, stole, waiting, wedding, wife, wonderful, woodturning, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 08:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The Cowboy Boots

Started by GourmetSaint, 13th March 2008 02:07 PM

authentic, bert, boots, bought, buys, couple, cowboy, elderly, furious, hanging, hat, home, house, louder, margaret, married, nope, notice, proudly, replies, sale, shoulda, time, tomorrow, walking, walks, wears, wife, yells, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 02:07 PM; by GourmetSaint

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60 Years of Marriage

Started by Barry_White, 6th March 2008 08:47 PM

68697, angry, argue, box, burst, cloth, cloths, crochet, dish, explains, fight, grandmother, happiness, happy, honey, living, loving, marriage, married, money, moved;, precious, secret, selling, shoe, tears, times, told, woman, years

Replies: 1
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2008 09:18 PM; by funkychicken

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Just married (i think)

Started by Calm, 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fond, fresh, guessed, husband, jenny, knock, leave, leaves, married, moral, night, prepares, rapping, ready, roger, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM; by Calm

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Three eggs.

Started by Toyboy, 17th February 2008 07:29 PM

affairs, bad, day, dozen, earth, egg, eggs, faithful, home, hope-chest, husband, issue, lock, love, married, moment, money, notice, noticed, perfect, recalls, replies, represents, respected, sell, ten, time, trunk, understanding, unfaithful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2008 07:29 PM; by Toyboy

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Ideal marriage

Started by munruben, 17th February 2008 03:23 PM

air, ass, bar, beer, bit, chunks, damned, dirty, doeuvres, freezer, frozen, honey, hors, husband, ice, ideal, kinds, lived, love, marriage, married, mug, oeuvres, pale, roll, story, sweet, tootsie, wife, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2008 03:44 PM; by munruben

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Monogamous Mosman

Started by Greg Ward, 9th February 2008 11:30 AM

2.8%, 4.2%, abs, cross, female, greg, kings, live, male, married, marry, matter, monogamous, months, mosman, mosmanites, past, percentage, population, recent, sex, statistics, suburb, sydney, unmarried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 12:42 PM; by Big Shed

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The Bank Account

Started by Rodgera, 4th February 2008 10:10 PM

account, bank, beer, cafe, clerk, died, dropped, fell, floor, husband, kitchen, married, mcmunruben, occupation, replied, savings, waitress, widow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 10:22 PM; by echnidna

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Frank Feldman

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd February 2008 04:42 PM

amazing, answer, avoid, blacks, cabbie, district, eat, feldman, fellow, fix, frank, fuse, guy, highly, jambs, married, measure, meet, met, mistake, passenger, perfect, polished, quickest, shoes, stuck, time, traffic, widow, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2008 10:56 AM; by Calm

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Voices of Experience?a

Started by Barry Hicks, 31st January 2008 11:08 AM

achieving, anonymous, berle, coin;, dumas, experience?a, experiencea, forgives, guitry, husband, inspires, kinison, marriage, married, milton, paragraphs, philosopher, prevents, revenge, sacha, sam, shes, stay, terrorism, voices, wife, woman, words, worry, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 11:08 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Logical

Started by Elbow, 25th January 2008 10:29 AM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Practical

Started by munruben, 9th January 2008 11:31 PM

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Views: 1,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:31 PM; by munruben

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I don' usually clean...that's what I got married for.

Started by Big Bird, 7th January 2008 10:25 PM

advice, appearence, appreciated, bits, black, bloke, chamfered, clean, cleanthat, coat, crazy, dirty, don, exposed, finish, gday, greatly, grotty, guides, idea, married, photoes, piano, post, raw, string, suggest, top, usual, yeh

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:25 PM; by Big Bird

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Rain or Snow

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2007 09:43 AM

about?”, anything”, dear.”, definitely”, hesitation, married, moves, prove, rain, raining, raining?”, red, replies, rudolph, sky, smiles, smug, snaps, snow, snowing, walking, wife, woman, “ah, “hey, “its, “that, “thats, “what, ”snow”

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Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 09:43 AM; by fenderbelly

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oh yeah

Started by Tonyz, 5th December 2007 08:17 PM

airport, amazing, awarded, backyard, characters, country, dealings, dog, dollars, driving, earth, guy, incredible, jetting, job, lab, listening, married, owner, security, settle, signed, sitting, spies, suspicious, talk, uncovered, undercover, wandering, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 04:25 PM; by munruben

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Expectant father.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th November 2007 09:46 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 10:30 PM; by munruben

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