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  1. 24th November 2007, 09:46 PM #1
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    Allan at Wallan
    Allan at Wallan is offline Retiring type.
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    Default Expectant father.

    The woman next door to me said to her husband,
    "Great news, very soon there will be three of us
    in this house".

    Her husband glowed with pride, "That's great news,
    I have been waiting for this day since we married".

    The wife replied, "I am happy you feel this way ...
    my Mum is moving in with us".

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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  2. 24th November 2007, 10:30 PM #2
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    Just can't win sometimes.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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