Oh No :)

[gawdelpus]

One winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the
> radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We
> are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must
> park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so
> the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out
> and moved her car.
>
> A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the
> radio announcer said "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of
> snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered
> side
> of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The
> good
> wife went out and moved her car again.
> The next week they are again having breakfast, when the
> radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches
> of
> snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power
> went
> out.
> The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her
> face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which
> side
> of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can
> get
> through?"
> With the love and understanding in his voice that all men
> who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,
> "Why don't you just leave it in the garage?"

[Grumpy John]

Laughed so hard I nearly wet myself......... oops.

[fenderbelly]

Very good, not heard that one before

[Ozkaban]

nice one