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9th January 2008, 11:31 PM #1
Practical
A couple who had been married for about 30 years were talking one night. The wife said "If I were to die, would you remarry?" The husband said, " I don't know, I might." She said," Would you still live in this house?" He replied, "Why yes, I've worked for a long time to get it fixed up and now it's paid for." She asked, "Would you buy new furniture?" He said, "No need to do that. This furniture is fine." She said, "Well, would you let her sleep in our bed? He replied, "Why of course. It's a good bed and I get a good nights sleep in it." Angrily She said, "I suppose you would even let her use my golf clubs." He said, "No, she is left handed."Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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