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Stolen credit card

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th November 2007 11:06 AM

allan, brazen, card, credit, dying, hope, matter, police, reporting, spending, stolen, thief, time, week, wife, wifes, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 11:06 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Cut lunch

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th October 2007 10:35 AM

bag, christ, colourful, concerned, construction, convent, correct, cut, decided, heads, jesus, language, living, looked, lunch, nun, paper, shook, site, smile, spend, spot, steelwork, steelworkers, time, walked, wifes, worker, workers, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 10:35 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Women drivers

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd September 2007 03:05 PM

announced, arm, arrived, car, commended, criticize, day, details, drivers, driving, fine, home, note, parking, proudly, shopping, suspicious, wifes, wiper, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 03:06 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Wifes Name

Started by wheelinround, 21st August 2007 05:07 PM

called, horse, indian, nag, replied, unusual, wife, wifes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 06:05 AM; by Fox3

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JOKES

Aa

Started by munruben, 7th August 2007 03:38 PM

alcoholic, alcoholics, anonymous, cured, drinking, father, week, wifes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 05:19 PM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Mans best friends

Started by munruben, 2nd August 2007 02:06 PM

4-30am, asleep, bathroom, better.well, called, claimed, confirmed, consumed, darling, dave, fallen, friends, grog, home, hurried, husbands, jumped, mans, night, rest, rid, sick, slept, straight, telling, truth, upstairs, wake, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2007 02:06 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Beware the DC......

Started by Iain, 15th April 2007 10:02 AM

absolutely, bangs, beware, clippers, college, cut, day, dear, dust, flex, hair, head, hell, hose, inside, learned, oster, pretty, shop, stand, sweet, swipe, time, top, trim, trip, walked, wife, wifes, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 2,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2007 09:22 PM; by watson

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JOKES

You won't believe this.

Started by Termite, 20th March 2007 04:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

account, ago, aparently, billing, bright, change, decided, form, handled, incredible, living, names, owned, owner, ownership, pension, people, person, phone, physically, re-connect, reputation, sixth, spark, speaking, telephone, telstra, verification, wife, wifes

Replies: 18
Views: 3,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2007 12:02 AM; by oldbob13

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Warning about depression - please read

Started by TassieKiwi, 22nd August 2005 02:59 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

apparently, appointments, attempt, august, boyfriend, classic, contemplating, cruel, depression, desolate, earlier, failed, feel, feeling, happen, hug, loved, minutes, pushed, read, revealed, shed, sisters, special, talked, uncle, warning, wee, wifes, word

Replies: 52
Views: 8,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2007 08:21 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Best Brand Paint for Indoor Walls

Started by Damon_11, 18th December 2006 01:00 AM

Replies: 9
Views: 5,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 09:39 PM; by workgoose

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PAINTING

Finally a Male Blonde Joke

Started by Baz, 29th November 2006 05:21 PM

attack, bedroom, blonde, closet, clothes, daddy, door, finally, floor, guy, heart, husband, joke, kids, male, naked, past, phone, rips, running, rushes, scaring, screaming, slams, sob, storms, upstairs, wardrobe, wife, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2006 06:11 PM; by Harry72

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JOKES

superglue on wifes kitchen bench

Started by scubabob, 22nd October 2006 09:57 PM

bench, benchtop, bit, blue, boys, cent, firstly, frames, glasses, happy, idiot, jason, kitchen, laminex, left, mark, month, needless, patch, ran, sewn, sized, standard, superglue, supergluing, top, type, understatement, wifes, worried

Replies: 8
Views: 3,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2006 08:36 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
KITCHENS

Australian values and culture???

Started by Clinton1, 10th October 2006 05:55 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

australia, australian, bloke, children, culture, married, people, practiced, raise, raised, replied, stuffed, valued, values, wifes

Replies: 46
Views: 6,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2006 09:31 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

sandpaper scratches aka Stop me before I kill (my wife's kitchen table) again

Started by scratchy, 2nd October 2006 10:07 AM

1960s, 400, aka, cloth, coat, finish, fix, grit, ideas, kill, kitchen, nice, restor-a-finish, restore, rings, sandpaper, scratched, scratches, scuffed, shine, spots, stop, success, surface, table, turpentine, wife, wifes, wipe, worse

Replies: 13
Views: 6,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2006 10:40 AM; by Paul B

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FINISHING

The Secret Of Marriage

Started by thetassiebfg, 5th August 2006 11:16 PM

animal, base, brushed, calmly, canyon, carried, close, commented, head, jolting, leg, looked, marriage, mule, mules, poor, rocks, secret, slightly, sort, stated, stumbled, that`s, told, treatment, walked, wall, waranted, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2006 11:16 PM; by thetassiebfg

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JOKES

Filling in Time

Started by Ashore, 1st August 2006 04:13 PM

announcement, anywayd, bike, browse, camera, change, channels, clothing, fall, filling, floor, hide, leave, loud, nose, people, pick, push, rack, rid, set, shoe, shopping, speakers, time, toilet, voices, watch, wifes, yell

Replies: 2
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2006 06:47 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Men Make Better Friends

Started by Baz, 17th July 2006 10:19 PM

called, claimed, confirmed, day, friends, friendship, home, house, husband, husbands, make, men, night, slept, told, wife, wifes, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 10:19 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Gyprock sanding tip !

Started by arose62, 12th March 2003 05:06 PM

ages, ago, andrew, cement, cheers, cover, damp, dust, evenings, found, future, gyprock, hope, house, invention, job, kitchen, mind, person, pretty, relief, sanding, sandpaper, share, spent, sponge, tip, white, wifes, world

Replies: 4
Views: 7,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 10:04 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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PLASTERING

new dentures

Started by goat, 13th May 2006 05:06 PM

accidentally, congregation, dentures, grabbed, gums, hour, hurt, hurting, lot, minister, minutes, preached, pulled, remaining, responded, shut, sore, sunday, talk, teeth, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 05:06 PM; by goat

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JOKES

Celibacy Can Be A Choice

Started by DPB, 26th March 2006 07:08 PM

addressing, ann, anns, arm, attending, celibacy, choice, condition, describe, encounter, encounters, favourite, flower, gently, imposed, leaned, life, lifes, listened, marriage, self-rising, touched, walter, walters, weekend, whispered, white, wife, wifes, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2006 07:58 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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JOKES

Be warned

Started by Daddles, 23rd February 2006 08:58 AM

anticipation, bad, bed, cuddled, day, discovered, dog, dressed, fishing, garage, grabbed, hook, house, husband, johns, lunch, mixed, morning, quietly, replied, saturday, sleepily, slipped, stupid, terrible, undressed, warned, weather, whispered, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 08:58 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Celibacy

Started by Grunt, 17th December 2005 09:31 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 10:14 AM; by ele__13

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JOKES

Golf Safety

Started by Baz, 6th November 2005 04:34 PM

####, ball, balls, cows, doctor, eyes, golf, hey, holding, iron, lifted, middle, monogram, naturally, noticed, rear, remember, safety, staggered, stick, stuck, tail, throat, tightly, walked, white, wife, wifes, wrapped, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2005 04:34 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

The (un)fairer sex.......

Started by Iain, 29th September 2005 07:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

500, argument, attracted, beautiful, bible, business, coffee, cover, day, god, husband, mans, marriage, morning, paper, replied, replies, seminar, sex, silent, stupid, tom, treatment, understand, unfairer, wait, wake, wife, wifes, women

Replies: 15
Views: 3,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 04:02 PM; by Stu in Tokyo

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JOKES

One for Christopha

Started by Iain, 8th July 2005 09:47 AM

approached, breast, christopha, customer, dome, feels, gloss, hand, head, ran, replied, spied, standing, wifes, www

Replies: 6
Views: 1,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2005 03:04 AM; by DanP

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JOKES

Need help from our Italian Friends

Started by Don Nethercott, 25th May 2005 10:54 PM

100kg, australia, burner, buy, don, effetre, factory, flaminbeads, forum, friends, glass, huge, italian, italians, italy, markups, minimum, morano, noticed, people, posts, recent, responded, retailer, rods, ship, shop, venice, wifes, world

Replies: 7
Views: 1,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2005 11:02 PM; by Don Nethercott

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Electric blanket safety

Started by Bob Willson, 23rd June 2004 05:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bedroom, bladder, blanket, burnt, caught, complete, continuous, control, due, electric, faulty, fire, inspection, megger, mother, physical, question, rated, safety, seqeb, switch, test, tested, testing, usage, view, visible, wifes, worn, worth

Replies: 17
Views: 5,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2004 08:02 PM; by Caliban

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

one for the missus

Started by Zed, 11th June 2004 09:38 AM

addressed, arm, attending, communication, confident, declare, essential, favourite, feeling, flower, gentlemen, gently, husbands, instance, instructor, leaned, listened, marriage, mary, missus, self-raising, seminar, tom, touched, whispered, wife, wifes, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2004 09:38 AM; by Zed

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JOKES

Life Support

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:40 PM

agreed, assured, bring, choked, close, coma, cried, curtains, finally, flat, guess, happened, heart, hubby, husband, life, lined, minutes, monitor, nurses, privacy, private, pulse, ran, rate, sceptical, support, washing, wifes, womans

Replies: 0
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 05:40 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Fishing Jokes? start here..

Started by WNS, 20th February 2004 01:04 PM

anticipation, bad, bed, boat, channel, crap, cuddles, day, dresses, fishing, garage, house, husband, jokes, lunch, morning, quietly, rain, replies, returns, saturday, sleepily, slips, start, stupid, terrible, undresses, weather, whispers, wifes

Replies: 6
Views: 4,977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2004 10:12 PM; by DavidG

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JOKES

rural show

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:36 PM

365, alley, bull, bulls, cow, day, drops, fed, heading, houses, husband, learn, live, mated, month, mouth, nice, proceed, rural, sign, stall, start, stated, stock, takes, times, wife, wifes, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:36 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Delta Sander

Started by Iain, 26th April 2002 12:56 PM

$1.00, $9.00, apply, attachment, attachments, boom, bucks, delta, disc, discs, finger, fingers, frightened, louvres, motion, pack, price, ratty, reborn, remain, ros, sander, sanding, saved, scissors, sewing, shape, shutting, trim, wifes

Replies: 8
Views: 4,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2002 12:44 PM; by soundman

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HINTS & TIPS

Tradesmen 1

Started by Craig Euler, 20th August 2001 11:57 PM

basil, bloody, builders, cos, elastic, home, killing, knickers, labourers, party, rip, tradesmen, trevor, walking, whys, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2001 11:57 PM; by Craig Euler

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JOKES

Male Viewpoints

Started by John Saxton, 15th February 2001 10:20 PM

alive, angel, birthday, classifiedwife, created, day, define, effective, forget, god, guy, hundred, laundry, letters, lucky, male, marriage?anexpensive, married, mine, mines, proudly, received, remember, rested, son, viewpoints, wanted.next, wife, wifes, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2001 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Golf

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:03 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

They're Like What?

Started by oges, 5th January 2001 07:39 AM

birthday, bra, bust, buying, charge, coconuts, ears, entered, expensive, faintest, fruits, grape, hard, idea, intimidated, ladies, looked, married, melons, oranges, pair, resembles, salesgirls, shop, sir, size, spaniels, surprise, wife, wifes

Replies: 9
Views: 1,994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2001 08:27 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

an old farts joke

Started by John Saxton, 24th September 2000 09:40 PM

advice, affair, birthday, boarder, boarders, cheers, doctor, farts, fund, half, idea, johnno, joke, later.the, life, maintain, memy, met, pregnant, raiser, sounded, time, wealthy, wicked, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2000 09:40 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Today's jokes

Started by John Saxton, 13th September 2000 08:21 PM

365, brings, bull, bulls, costume, cow, day, fed, fig, husband, inquire, johnno, jokes, leaf, learn, mated, month.you, mouth, nice, proceed, sign, stated, times, today, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2000 08:21 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Cop this

Started by John Saxton, 23rd August 2000 09:40 PM

car, caught, cop, dosent, driving, drunk, forgot, hell, him.he, home, husband, interrupts, johnno, leave, license, listen, madam, mans, pulls, replies, road, shut, speed, speeding, speeding?the, speeds, takes, talk, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2000 09:40 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

The Wife's Favourite. . . . .

Started by PenRex, 7th April 2000 02:02 PM

2000.], april, aspire, comic, darts, dear, edited, enjoyment, everyones, favourite, half, lord, loses, message, online, reads, rex, someday, strip, ubeaut, vice-versa, wife, wifes, woodworking, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 2,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2000 02:02 PM; by PenRex

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JOKES

Deaf

Started by RETIRED, 14th November 1999 06:30 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 1999 06:30 AM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

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