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    Default Finally a Male Blonde Joke

    A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming
    from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,
    sweating and panting.

    "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He
    rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his
    4-year-old son comes up and says "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in
    your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

    The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past
    his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there
    is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

    "You rotten SOB," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack
    and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.

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    Aye.... enough of the blonde male jokes!
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