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Why men don't write advice columns

Started by fenderbelly, 28th August 2008 02:50 PM

advice, afraid, anymore, car, carburetor, carolina, chamber, check, columns, counseling, dear, distraught, driven, engine, float, fuel, helps, home, hope, husband, increasingly, men, months, north, pressure, short, sincerely, stalling, ultimatum, write

Replies: 4
Views: 1,769

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2008 10:31 AM; by NCArcher

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JOKES

Getting a hair dryer through customs

Started by wheelinround, 12th August 2008 09:10 AM

afraid, ahead, answer, confiscate, customs, date, declare, designed, dryer, father, favour, floor, hair, head, honest, instrument, laughter, limits, marvellous, official, priest, question, roaring, strange, top, unused, waist, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 02:05 AM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

New Member

Started by kayu, 2nd August 2005 07:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

afraid, ago, bali, bali/indonesia, based, bit, bought, chinese, choosing, drill-press, finally, hard, holland, in-one, kayu, lot, member, missing, moulder, offcourse, planer/thicknesser, projects, quality, sander, slotboring, stationairy, tablesaw, time, toolshops, wife

Replies: 21
Views: 3,928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2008 08:53 PM; by kayu

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Pastor's Business Card

Started by wheelinround, 27th June 2008 11:11 AM

310, 320, added, afraid, begins, behold, bible, broke, business, card, check, citation, cryptic, door, garden, genesis, heard, knock, laughter, message, naked, pastor, pastors, reaching, reads, returned, revelation, stand, visiting, voice

Replies: 4
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 09:44 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Satan himself

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 10:50 AM

afraid, agony, appeared, calm, calmly, church, doubt, entrance, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, perturbed, physical, profound, realize, replied, reply, running, satan, screaming, sister, sitting, started, ultimate, word, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 11:39 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

new BMW

Started by weisyboy, 12th June 2008 08:23 PM

13th, 150, afraid, baught, bloke, blue, bmw, cop, day, decided, driving, excuse, fast, feel, flashing, friday, guy, hair, heard, hit, lights, paperwork, ran, red, shee, shift, situation, spin, week, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 11:23 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Pope's phone call

Started by Rodgera, 13th April 2008 08:38 PM

afraid, bad, call, cardinal, cardinals, city, congregations, contacted, excuse, friday, god, holiness, lake, message, news, news;, phone, phoning, pope, popes, possibly, prepare, queried, quickly, rome, salt, spoke, told, urgent, world

Replies: 6
Views: 1,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2008 06:15 PM; by prozac

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JOKES

Just married (i think)

Started by Calm, 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fond, fresh, guessed, husband, jenny, knock, leave, leaves, married, moral, night, prepares, rapping, ready, roger, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Stupid

Started by Barry_White, 4th February 2008 01:05 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 02:35 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

The Carby

Started by MICKYG, 25th January 2008 05:39 PM

afraid, autoclub, beautiful, blonde, bloody, bonnet, bright, call, car, carburetor, carby, clue, concluded, convertible, engine, lifted, luckily, matter, minutes, mobile, phone, pull, quick, shiny, short, van, wait, week, wrong, yellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 08:39 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Beautiful Explanation of Death

Started by wheelinround, 16th January 2008 07:02 AM

afraid, angels, beautiful, christian, death, die, doctor, dog, door, examination, explain, explanation, fear, feet, fly, friends, god, inside, lies, lift, master, meant, peace, quiet, quietly, remembering, sprang, trouble, trust, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 09:41 AM; by munruben

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

dogs...not man's best friend

Started by dazzam, 19th December 2007 01:22 AM

afraid, allegations, arrives, christmas, colour, condition, days, deck, dogs, dogsnot, finance, friend, grey, impressed, law, laying, legitimacy, lighten, man, mans, minister, mother, nasty, overly, pedigree, product, re-finishing, short, stronger, war

Replies: 3
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 09:12 PM; by dazzam

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FINISHING

For Coughs Sake

Started by BazzaDLB, 19th November 2007 11:20 AM

afraid, bottle, chemist, clerk, cough, coughs, entire, guy, heavily, him;, idiot, laxative, laxatives, leaning, morning, owner, sake, shop, syrup, treat, walks, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 11:20 AM; by BazzaDLB

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JOKES

How many screws in boards and joists?

Started by oohsam, 20th October 2007 10:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

140x22mm, 53mm, advice, afraid, boards, bought, countersinking, deck, drilling, driver, forum, gonna, hole, impact, info, joist, joists, makita, morning, pics, post, pre, screw, screws, split, start, teh, thread, told, tomorrow

Replies: 18
Views: 4,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:55 AM; by oohsam

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Need a safe way to remove mortar

Started by ciscokid, 8th October 2007 06:11 AM

acid, addition, afraid, carpet, damaging, fireplace, guys, heard, hearth, house, job, laid, left, mortar, muriatic, notice, potent, pretty, remove, safe, slate, stains, stone, stuff

Replies: 4
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 10:50 PM; by Planned LScape

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BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Screwing Merbau to steel joists

Started by Al Kilgour, 3rd October 2007 02:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, afraid, appreciated, coming, deck, drilling, figure, gal, greatly, guys, hard, hey, holes, idea, joists, links, merbau, nicely, pics, pre, rhs, screwing, screwing/nailing, screws, steel, suggest, type

Replies: 16
Views: 12,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 01:07 AM; by hansp77

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Renovating Old Teak Door

Started by g3nd03t, 29th August 2007 02:48 PM

80grain, afraid, color, completely, door, doors, house, joint, layer, layers, original, owner, paint, painted, pores, previous, purchased, recommendations, removed, remover, renovating, rid, rookie, sanded, stain, stephen, suggestions, teak, white, woods

Replies: 7
Views: 1,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2007 09:20 PM; by Spoon Man

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

White Paint in Teak's Pores

Started by g3nd03t, 28th August 2007 10:08 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 3,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2007 12:56 AM; by BobL

Forum:
FINISHING

She's ba-ack

Started by silentC, 16th August 2007 05:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 20
Views: 2,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 05:17 PM; by ptc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Neighbors

Started by Matt88s, 12th August 2007 03:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

afraid, appeared, bad, badly, barking, couldn’t, crazy, danger, decided, dogs, drive, drugged, heck, horses, land, mind, mine, nearest, neighbor, neighbors, pair, property, rifle, road, run, shape, sight, slurred, speech, truck

Replies: 22
Views: 2,914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2007 07:57 PM; by Barry Hicks

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Bridge Too Far?

Started by Metal Head, 20th May 2007 03:44 PM

1102, 240, 336, 787, afraid, barcelona, bridge, connecting, constructed, drive, e11, express, features, feet, height, impressive, meters, millau, paris, piers, tallest, viaduct, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,848

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2007 11:35 AM; by ptc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

bathroom laminate

Started by EMistral, 23rd April 2007 04:53 PM

afraid, bathroom, beige, bench, benchtop, choice, classic, colour, decided, email, eric, found, grouts, installed, joints, laminate, living, melbourne, owner, pattern, previous, products, pull, relaminate, replace, solution, stated, temporary, tiled, type

Replies: 1
Views: 2,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2007 11:08 PM; by UniversalTimber

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

RIP Rusty the shed dog

Started by Glenn_M, 14th February 2007 08:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admit, afraid, baby, beast, climbing, companionship, crazy, cry, deserving, dog, dust, fire, guardians, half, heard, hope, ladder, loved, plonk, power, race, reckon, remember, rip, rusty, shed, stuck, thatll, thick, tools

Replies: 23
Views: 3,711

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2007 05:02 PM; by bobsreturn2003

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Reciprocal rights with other Forums

Started by Rocker, 1st February 2007 05:53 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

administators, afraid, approach, censored, clubs, desert, detrimental, droves, forum, forum;, forums, golf, links, negotiate, noticed, paranoid, posts, reciprocal, red, references, regarded, replaced, rights, rocker, rule, sawmill, series, sort, spam, xes

Replies: 41
Views: 5,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2007 10:42 PM; by Clinton1

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

baby shots

Started by goat, 19th January 2007 09:10 PM

afraid, baby, bathtub, briefcase, brown, deep, difficult, equipment, exceptionally, father, finally, floor, gawd, handkerchief, job, living, madam, mother, muttered, park, photographer, pictures, portfolio, pulled, shots, start, time, top, tripod, twins

Replies: 3
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2007 04:38 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Window cleaning disaster

Started by old_picker, 23rd December 2006 05:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, afraid, attacked, bottle, cleaning, cleanup, confused, disaster, duty, fine, front, heavy, helpfull, history, house, kitchen, layer, loungeroom, marks, metres, removed, scratches, squirty, streaky, sugarsoap, surely, swmbo, window, windows, wth

Replies: 16
Views: 4,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2006 04:13 PM; by attie

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

The body builder

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th November 2006 09:38 PM

100, afraid, apartment, baby, blonde, body, builder, calves, catches, chases, chest, clothes, dynamite, fear, fuse, lbs, massive, pants, ran, removes, replies, running, screaming, shirt, short, takes, tells, underwear, waseek

Replies: 0
Views: 1,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2006 09:38 PM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

Help!! - Plaster Devorative Ceiling Troubles

Started by Cobber, 28th August 2006 03:08 PM

2nd, afraid, builder, ceiling, ceilings, cheers, cobber, cornice, damaged, decorative, devorative, extension, held, hessian, hold, middle, mine, plaster, putting, reckons, roof, sag, screw, staring, storey, suspended, tells, thick, troubles

Replies: 14
Views: 4,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 12:08 PM; by Cobber

Forum:
PLASTERING

How To Set Stumps In Concrete

Started by buzza1, 23rd August 2006 03:07 PM

advice, afraid, blokes, chris, concrete, confused, excited, extension, ground, height, holes, intelligent, levels, lose, lost, offer, planning/building, post, pretty, process, set, setting, sink, stumps, trick, underneath, wet

Replies: 6
Views: 13,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 09:35 PM; by DJ’s Timber

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

chalk lines

Started by drummelars, 16th August 2006 09:21 AM

afraid, chalk, cheers, complete, dissappear, dsappear, guys, hurry, laundry, lines, loungeroom, project, question, slow, spray, taking, tile, weeks

Replies: 6
Views: 2,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2006 09:01 PM; by elphingirl

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Moved: chalk lines

Started by drummelars, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2006 05:27 PM; by Shaun04

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Poll: Do you reckon that this is a welcoming forum?

Started by CameronPotter, 21st April 2006 03:42 PM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

afraid, assume, cam, directed, doubt, forum, joined, lurker, newbie, newbies, note, people, personally, poll, post, private, recall, reckon, respond, retribution, time, welcomed, welcoming

Replies: 106
Views: 12,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2006 07:50 AM; by Zed

Forum:
POLLS

I'm just asking...

Started by channa, 24th May 2006 07:39 PM

afraid, bedside, called, day, definately, eek, friend, heard, love, mine, oil, oil.confused, orange, polyurethane, professional, real, recycled, remember, rimu, stripper, stripper.rolleyes, suggested, tables, told, tongue

Replies: 14
Views: 2,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2006 09:06 PM; by channa

Forum:
FINISHING

One afternoon at the Royal...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:02 AM

afraid, afternoon, allowing, bartender, bartenders, beard, breathed, continued, couple, fingers, forefinger, gently, hair, hand, hands, ladies, lip, managed, message, mouth, paper, popping, royal, running, slyly, soap, suck, toilet, towels, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:54 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Sugar Worry

Started by Rodgera, 19th May 2006 11:52 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2006 11:52 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

singing in church

Started by Kev Y., 17th May 2006 08:12 PM

afraid, amazing, blood, church, congregation, cross, fell, grace, grandmother, hymn, memories, mind, minister, morning, nervously, pastor, power, preach, precious, sex, shock, silence, sing, singing, single, stood, sudden, sunday, total, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2006 08:12 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Timber floor creaks

Started by Loader, 22nd April 2006 10:58 PM

afraid, boards, creak, creaks, creeking, cyprus, extra, feels, fix, fixed, floor, house, increase, kithchen, leave, lubricant, noise, piece, pine, provide, silly, solid, stop, support, timber, wear

Replies: 1
Views: 1,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2006 11:41 PM; by glock40sw

Forum:
FLOORING

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet each other:

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th March 2006 08:40 AM

afraid, bear, chicken, cough, deal, desert, entire, fear, forest, lion, meet, planet, roar, sh&ts, shivering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 08:40 AM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
JOKES

Alzheimer's has its advantages.

Started by bennylaird, 10th February 2006 08:01 AM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimer, alzheimers, anne, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, guys, husband, knock, leave, lou, lover, moral, morris, prepares, rapping, ready, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 1
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 06:47 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Satans Visit

Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 01:51 PM

afraid, afraid?”, ain’t.”, aren’t, calmly, church, doubt, front, kill, married, me?”, perturbed, realise, replied, returned, satan, satans, sister, started, tone, visit, word?”, years.”, “been, “did, “don’t, “nope, “nope.”, “well

Replies: 0
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 01:51 PM; by Neo

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JOKES

Spray finish...so many things to consider!

Started by buzsaw, 15th November 2005 01:06 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

achieved, afraid, base, brilliant, cheers, coat, convinced, father, finish, finishso, guidence, happy, hell, hurt, lacquer, law, learn, learns, main, night, painter, quicker, result, retired, richard, spray, things, weekend, wonderful, worth

Replies: 22
Views: 6,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2005 11:19 PM; by martrix

Forum:
FINISHING

Finishing Bloodwood

Started by mkemila, 31st October 2005 01:37 PM

afraid, bloodwood, boxes, colour, decide, dense, fantastic, finish, finishing, grain, hey, ideas, jewelery, mark, pattern, plastic, poly, shiny, stages, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2005 07:33 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
FINISHING

Garage Slab-To seal or to paint?

Started by Deems36, 24th July 2005 11:41 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

afraid, cheers, clean, cleaned, coat, cons, deems, detergent, experiences, focal, gap, garage, imperfections, leads, machinery, paint, pave, ponder, practability, pressure, pros, seal, sealer, set, slabto, stop, storage, table, untill, whilst

Replies: 16
Views: 5,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2005 12:19 PM; by Wild Dingo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Small Business Advice

Started by dazzler, 11th August 2005 10:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, afraid, bad, book, business, care, cheers, dazzler, diesel, enjoyed, experience, failure, hours, indifferent, interacting, keeping, life, mechanic, people, public, question, real, running, small, start, started, suited, surprising, thinking, worried

Replies: 19
Views: 3,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2005 08:51 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One for Studley 2436

Started by Tikki, 14th July 2005 08:02 PM

2436, afraid, baby, bath-tub, bed, briefcase, bus, couch, deep, difficult, equipment, exceptionally, father, finally, floor, johnson, living, madam, mother, park, people, photographer, pictures, pulled, start, studley, time, tri-pod, twins, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 01:09 PM; by Studley 2436

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JOKES

Apples and Wine...(sexist gripe)

Started by Iain, 19th May 2005 04:54 PM

acceptable, afraid, amazing, apples, begin, brave, climb, dinner, easy, falling, fine, grapes, gripe, ground, hurt, picked, reach, reality, sexist, share, stomp, top, tree, trees, wait, wine, winesexist, women, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2005 10:31 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

With reservations......

Started by Iain, 18th March 2005 08:04 AM

afraid, attracted, beast, beautiful, cash, casket, charge, charles, coffee, day, died, father, friend, god, husband, inherit, money, remote, replied, replies, reservations, sitting, stupid, undertakers, wait, wife, woman, women, word, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:49 AM; by beejay1

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JOKES

Bit sick..... minor prude alert....

Started by Christopha, 3rd March 2005 10:33 PM

accident, afraid, alert, begins, bit, bladder, changed, clean, continued, continues, control, cries, day, diaper, diapers, doctor, hell, hospital, husbands, jones, loudly, minor, news, prude, shake, sick, smith, sobbing, spine, wails

Replies: 1
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 09:48 AM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Everything you wanted to know about pooh but were afraid to ask

Started by Grunt, 7th January 2005 10:29 AM

afraid, http://poopreport.com, pooh, wanted

Replies: 4
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2005 04:35 PM; by Sturdee

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JOKES

Is there ever an easy way...?

Started by Rusty, 16th December 2004 11:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accepted, advice, afraid, aspects, bear, borrow/hire, btw, burnishing, christmas, dads, detemination, due, easy, experience, finish, forums;, gratefully, hard, lack, leaning, list, mind, oil, russel, sander, sanding, searching, tables, teacher, wet

Replies: 18
Views: 3,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2004 11:08 AM; by Rusty

Forum:
FINISHING

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