Apples and Wine...(sexist gripe)

[Iain]

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from
the
ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something
is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to
wait
for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb
all
the way to the top of the tree. Share this with women who are good
apples,
even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to
women to stomp the ***** out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

[flea1607]

They begin as grapes,

Then shrivel and turn into sultanas.

[ozwinner]

Then shrivel and turn into sultanas.

Owwwhhh Squizz, you poor darling.

Al :eek:

[vsquizz]

Al, See what happens when you don't have a shed .

Cheers

[Ashore]

I don't understand woodn't you rather have a good glass of wine than a slice of apple







A hangover is the wrath of grapes

[ozwinner]

I don't understand woodn't you rather have a good glass of wine than a slice of apple







A hangover is the wrath of grapes

All depends on where the slice of apple is plucked from.
Insert evil laugh here..................Wmwahahahahaha....

Al :eek:

[Ashore]

All depends on where the slice of apple is plucked from.
Insert evil laugh here..................Wmwahahahahaha....

Al :eek:

A Granny Smith or a Jonathon
Insert throwing up sound here...........................







A hangover is the wrath of grapes.