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have you heard this one?

Started by jow104, 20th February 2008 09:00 PM

$16000, 150, 1500, 15000, 16665, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6666, 9999, day, dear, dollars, earnt, french, handed, heard, husband, mathmatics, owe, pension, professor, retired, total, wife, worry, £665

Replies: 0
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2008 09:00 PM; by jow104

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JOKES

Decisions Decisions

Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 10:01 PM

agrees, bit, build, day, decide, decision, decisions, disappointed, discuss, doctor, freeway, happened, helped, helping, inch, incher, inches, invest, kitchen, perks, pile-up, plays, remember, role, spoken, talk, time, walk, wife, willy

Replies: 6
Views: 1,789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 03:51 PM; by Incoming!

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JOKES

Rayburn slow combustion stove restoration

Started by CrankyFranky, 17th February 2008 07:39 PM

affected, combustion, cope, deal, heat, kitchen, options, paint, paintwork, presentable, pulled, rayburn, recommended, restoration, scratch, slow, stove, temperatures.doh, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 9,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 12:15 PM; by echnidna

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Warning

Started by munruben, 18th February 2008 10:54 AM

apron, bunnings, call, close, decking, dressed, fortunately, green, guy, lucky, lunchtime, posting, punch, red, shirt, sorted, spread, sunday, suspecting, walked, warning, warnings, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1,909

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 05:56 PM; by Pheonix

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JOKES

Ideal marriage

Started by munruben, 17th February 2008 03:23 PM

air, ass, bar, beer, bit, chunks, damned, dirty, doeuvres, freezer, frozen, honey, hors, husband, ice, ideal, kinds, lived, love, marriage, married, mug, oeuvres, pale, roll, story, sweet, tootsie, wife, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2008 03:44 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Manrubin's Cow

Started by les88, 13th February 2008 02:05 PM

approaches, attempt, bought, bull, buy, chance, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, forward, front, les, lithgow, manrubin, mate, mentioned, milk, minute, move, moves, people, replied, stopped, succeed, vet, walks, wife, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 03:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

A Few Thanks on Reserrecting my Deck

Started by colind321, 9th February 2008 11:09 AM

2tsup, advice, choose, colind123, colour, craigieburn, deck, decking, flood, future, guys, hand, jim, methods, norman, pictures, pool, post, pre, product, reserrecting, results, sample, section, spa, start, task, user, wife, wilson

Replies: 3
Views: 1,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:53 AM; by jimj

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DECKING

Wife wants gloss finish for fence

Started by Phil Abel, 16th November 2007 08:26 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

90x19, appreciated, bungendore, cheers, climate, fence, finish, front, gday, gloss, happy, harsh, hold, horizontal-slat, hot, intent, kiln-dried, live, merbau, natural, nsw, options, phil, products, recoat, stinking, summer, wife, windy, winter

Replies: 16
Views: 4,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2008 10:10 PM; by artme

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FINISHING

Pythagoras in the Old West

Started by Incoming!, 8th February 2008 11:42 PM

beheld, birth, brave, built, chief, chiefie, cons, double, elementary, entire, equal, finest, gasped, hide, hides, hippopotamus, imported, mod, pythagoras, shouted, smiled, squaw, squaws, story, tribe, twins, west, wife, wigwam, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 11:31 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Bathroom and kitchen reno

Started by Toyboy, 8th February 2008 07:50 PM

$500.00, bargain, bathroom, budget, bunnings, cabinets, dressed, edging, fitted, flat-pack, gentleman, haggling, hand, house, kitchen, oven, phoned, price, reno, sale, shaped, shelving, sticky, stole, t&g, thread, timber, update, walk, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 2,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 11:45 PM; by Toyboy

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KITCHENS

Big Richard

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th February 2008 10:48 PM

allan, big, calendar, consoled, crying, day, dead, doctor, evening, found, gained, home, hospital, matron, matter, months, newspaper, nurse, paper, recognised, refrigerator, replied, richard, rounds, sobbing, stole, transplanted, trusty, wife, wrapped

Replies: 1
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2008 01:33 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Voices of Experience?a

Started by Barry Hicks, 31st January 2008 11:08 AM

achieving, anonymous, berle, coin;, dumas, experience?a, experiencea, forgives, guitry, husband, inspires, kinison, marriage, married, milton, paragraphs, philosopher, prevents, revenge, sacha, sam, shes, stay, terrorism, voices, wife, woman, words, worry, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 11:08 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Another daughter story

Started by jow104, 30th January 2008 08:18 PM

1960s, age, baby, bus, child, clinic, daughter, daughters, expecting, heard, lady, loudly, maternity, mum, occupants, school, story, true, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 08:24 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

10th anniversary

Started by wayfarer, 30th January 2008 07:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 07:53 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Anyone used Engineered Oak Floor from Bxxnings?

Started by Eli, 10th January 2008 11:16 PM

acceptably, beveled, buy, bxxnings, care, color, engineered, floor, flooring, flush, holidays, hope, input, job, match, material, nailer, oak, pack, pre-finished, rent, sanded, secret, solid, stuff, t&g, tas, tops, upstairs, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 09:12 AM; by 123

Forum:
FLOORING

The admittance policy

Started by Wood Butcher, 28th January 2008 04:21 PM

admittance, angel, angels, apartment, bad, balcony, broke, bushes, day, die, died, fell, fingers, fingertips, gate, ground, guy, heaven, howard, inside, instantly, johnnie, moment, naked, policy, refrigerator, shane, trees, warne, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 2,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 04:19 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Continuous flow for bathroom and storage for kitchen

Started by GrahamC, 27th January 2008 09:45 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bathroom, building, capability, continous, continuous, disadvantages?roll, dribble, fed, flow, home, hot, hotwater, independant, instant, kicthen, kitchen, minimun, people, serious, set, setting, sink, storage, system, tank, tap, temperature, type, water, wife

Replies: 16
Views: 3,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2008 06:30 PM; by juan

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Arthur's Golf

Started by Baz, 27th January 2008 09:09 AM

ago, almighty, arrives, arthur, ball, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, cup, day, downcast, eyesight, fairway, giving, golf, heads, home, hundred, perfect, played, remember, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tea, tees, tells, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2008 10:19 AM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

After The Golf At The Munruben Golf Course

Started by echnidna, 26th January 2008 03:56 PM

allan, barry, beers, buts, dear, dinner, feel, game, garden, golf, home, hot, hullo, john, johns, listen, mobile, munruben, oven, phone, played, prove, rang, salad, thumb, told, tuna, wheelin, wife, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 07:43 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Blond help

Started by Elbow, 22nd January 2008 09:14 AM

added, allan, bit, blond, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, door, dumb, e-mail, guess, handed, house, husband, left, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, short, starting, time, wife, £200.00

Replies: 5
Views: 1,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 09:02 AM; by JackoH

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JOKES

Painting small bedroom on hot day

Started by mreddie, 24th January 2008 01:51 PM

101, bedroom, cooler, day, degrees, dry, dulux, hot, issue, keen, low, paint, painting, quick, sheen, small, sons, thinking, wait, weekend, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,836

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2008 03:37 PM; by Eli

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PAINTING

The Old Cow

Started by Dirty Doogie, 23rd January 2008 10:31 AM

car, cigar, clintons, cow, cow.’, cuban, daughters, door, driver, farmer, fast, hand, happened, happily, hillary, huge, inside, killed, lipstick, passionate, rare, replied, rest, smeared, smiling, stepped, stop, wife, wine, ‘im

Replies: 4
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 03:56 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

More Eggs Eggs Eggs.... and no '7's

Started by Greg Ward, 15th January 2008 05:12 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

egg, eggs, family, greg, laid, loving, markets, paddington, previous, purchased, purchases, remained, remember, rid, row, rows, table, ten, times, wife

Replies: 47
Views: 6,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 04:26 PM; by Greg Ward

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Woodies Quiz Forum

New job

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th January 2008 10:05 PM

allan, arrived, barry, breaks, calendar, coffee, excited, fantastic, found, holidays, home, job, monday, months, morning, paid, pay, perks, pleased, replied, sounds, start, stole, terrific, wife, wonderful

Replies: 3
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 12:25 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Laminate flooring over floorboards?

Started by abitfishy, 13th January 2008 07:29 PM

70s, alternatively, assume, boards, carpet, chuck, clean, current, dry, easy, fairly, floorboards, flooring, follow, forever, furniture, hrs, job, laminate, line, move, nice, option, owners, pull, reasons, short, stuff, wife, word

Replies: 14
Views: 9,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2008 01:53 AM; by forthosewhorock

Forum:
FLOORING

Just Joking of Course

Started by MICKYG, 17th January 2008 08:57 PM

;bno, age, application, centrelink, chest, curly, disability, dropped, excitedly, experience, grin, hair, home, joking, license, office, pants, processed, proof, revealing, security, shirt, silver, social, told, unbutton, verify, wife, woman, “that

Replies: 2
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2008 09:06 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Don't tell my wife.

Started by munruben, 17th January 2008 03:42 PM

covers, fat, flabby, luckily, real, stomach, thighs, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 05:09 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Celibacy

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th January 2008 11:18 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 08:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

This is for lovers of eggs only.

Started by Greg Ward, 14th January 2008 07:15 PM

1079, chicken, collect, country, eat, eggs, equal, family, farm, farms, greg, hours, instructed, live, locked, lots, lovers, loves, naturally, stay, surrounded, terms, told, visit, weekend, wife, wongo, workshop

Replies: 9
Views: 2,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2008 09:10 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Floating vs Solid

Started by ChrisB, 13th January 2008 03:28 PM

advice, basically, bloke, buying, chipboard, chris, direct, easily, floating, floor, flooring, glue, grateful, heard, idea, lay, live, local, locals, mildura, move, plenty, rip, solid, spanner, steel, vic, wholesaler, wife, wise

Replies: 4
Views: 3,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 06:14 PM; by Larry McCully

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

NEVER tick off a woman

Started by wheelinround, 14th January 2008 02:57 PM

annoyed, bed, borne, cut, eye, fire, gleam, hack, hand, handle, home, husband, husbands, nope, picked, removed, revenge, screamed, set, shed, stop, strength, super-human, terrified, tick, time, tool, wife, woman, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 04:50 PM; by mcarthur

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JOKES

Wallan hospital

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th January 2008 10:44 AM

allan, assist, bathroom, bed, chair, changing, explained, gown, hospital, lift, meeting, nurse, obliges, regulation, reluctantly, replies, require, sitting, suitcase, told, travelling, wallan, wheel, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 02:42 PM; by OLDPHART

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JOKES

Patina Cupboard Finish

Started by dasha, 11th January 2008 05:49 PM

achieve, appreciatted, assitance, base, bit, crevices, cupboard, cupboards, desired, doors, dry, edges, finish, grubby, hand, kitchen, normal, oil, outcome, paint, painted, painting, patina, petina, rubbing, stain, staining, steel, wife, wool

Replies: 3
Views: 2,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2008 10:03 AM; by Pusser

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KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Time to wake up

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 09:14 PM

add, allan, answered, anxiety, applicable, calendar, choice, day, doctor, dumps, grumpy, life, months, note, people, sleep, smile, start, stole, suffering, time, tired, wake, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 11:36 PM; by OLDPHART

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JOKES

Bathing the dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th January 2008 09:21 PM

allan, bath, bathing, calendar, called, dog, earlier, leave, months, restrictions, stole, wallan, water, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 06:30 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Need help

Started by DavidG, 9th January 2008 10:06 PM

addicted, bathroom, bed, bedroom, bowl, cloths, dogs, dry, dryer, finish, finished, found, freecell, game, guys, hang, landed, left, line, neck, night, nuzzled, pillow, played, playing, slightly, slowly, tick, water, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2008 10:35 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Reunion of woodworking mates

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th January 2008 04:46 PM

alan, allan, arrival, barry, calendar, complained, crook, enjoyed, expected, fun, invited, john, johns, kidneys, liver, lot, mates, months, organ, ray, recital, reminiscing, replied, reunion, shut, spleen, stole, weak, wife, woodworking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2008 04:51 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Practical

Started by munruben, 9th January 2008 11:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:31 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Hinchinbrooke schoolkid

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th January 2008 10:49 AM

allan, bleeding, bruised, calendar, ear, grandson, hinchinbrooke, home, kid, lost, months, nose, ray, rays, replied, school, schoolkid, stole, time, upset, wife, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 09:28 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

John's neighbour at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th January 2008 09:45 PM

allazn, answered, baby, calendar, demanded, enquired, father, friend, friends, john, johns, mate, mates, military, months, munruben, neighbour, overseas, recently, returned, ronnie, serving, stan, stole, surprised, wally, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 08:49 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

My wife hasn't got a watch

Started by munruben, 5th January 2008 09:30 PM

buy, docket, easy, printed, sales, shopping, time, watch, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2008 11:29 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Indian name

Started by munruben, 4th January 2008 10:41 AM

horse, horses.”, indian, mean?”, means, nag, nag.”, replied, unusual, wife, “its, “thats, “wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2008 09:38 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

How many light fittings

Started by chessp, 28th December 2007 04:00 PM

30m2, 4000, advise, approx, bright, brightness, cathedral, ceilings, cfl, fittings, globe, gu10, lamps, light, likes, preferential, subject, understand, white, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 3,958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 11:08 PM; by Smurf

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Sick Day

Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM

ache, boss, calls, chow, day, feel, headache, hours, house.”, hung, hurt, legs, makes, nice, sex, sick, soon…, stomach, that.”, wife, work.”, “hey, “you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

Perfect husband?

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st January 2008 02:31 PM

alive, amazing, attention, breeze, contact, cried, darkened, dear, departed, desperately, found, happier, happy, heard, heaven, honey, husband, late, missing, paid, perfect, psychic, strange, suddenly, trance, unmistakable, voice, waft, widower, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 07:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

So you want to build a deck?

Started by Groggy, 13th November 2007 07:22 PM

backyard, build, built, clothesline, deck, digging, dirt, dog, drain, feed, groggy, house, match, mention, move, notice, pavers, pergola, retaining, shed, shop, sprinklers, swmbo, tap, time, trench, wall, wife, yard, yards

Replies: 8
Views: 8,711

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2007 06:01 PM; by Groggy

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A Woodies Yarn

Butt Dust

Started by wheelinround, 24th December 2007 02:31 PM

age, audibly, bedroom, bible, butt, dad, daughter, dust, eyes, fit, flee, girl, granny, james, juice, leaned, listening, looked, lot, melanie, mum, named, obedient, read, remember, replied, sermon, tammy, warned, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2007 05:06 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Only a woman

Started by ravlord13, 24th December 2007 02:55 PM

aging, club, consideration, difficult, dinner, easy, eating, extra, finished, golf, half, home, hour, impossible, job, lunch, oversensitive, pete, rest, retirement, sandy, sit, table, tact, time, wife, woman, women, worse, yell

Replies: 1
Views: 1,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 03:16 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Christmas decorations this year

Started by jow104, 23rd December 2007 12:24 AM

change, charming, christmas, decorations, family, festive, forthcoming, forum, happy, involve, john, meantime, messages, naturally, neil, operation, personal, private, recent, recovery, replies, seasonal, send, speedy, thread, time, toil, ubeaut, wife, year

Replies: 2
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2007 10:23 AM; by Pusser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Christmas decorations this year

Started by jow104, 23rd December 2007 02:54 AM

charming, christmas, decorations, family, festive, forthcoming, forum, happy, involve, john, meantime, messages, naturally, neil, operation, options, personal, private, recent, recovery, replies, seasonal, send, speedy, thread, time, toil, ubeaut, wife, year

Replies: 0
Views: 1,872

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2007 02:54 AM; by jow104

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

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