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    Allan is sitting on a bed in the Wallan hospital with a
    suitcase beside him.

    A nurse comes along with a wheel chair and tries to
    assist Allan into it. He told the nurse he didn't require
    a wheel chair but the nurse explained it was a hospital
    regulation so Allan reluctantly obliges.

    They were travelling down in the lift when the nurse
    asks, "Is you wife meeting you?"

    Allan replies, "I don't know, she is still in the bathroom
    changing out of her hospital gown."

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    Caution. The standard is rising.

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    Allan after the Self raising flower incident i wouldn't have told the nurse earlier either.
    regards

    David


    "Tell him he's dreamin."
    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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